next time someone complains that Arsenal have only won because they’ve spent a lot of money, 1. well duh obviously that’s how football has always worked, 2. please point them at this, showing Arsenal joint top *overperformance* against spend, equal with Sunderland www.thetimes.com/article/8e43...

Worth the wait and NBC trolling imo

NBC, just when I thought you couldn’t be any worse….😖😖😖😖

NBC showing another Spuds interview as Arsenal come out to the fans. What a fucking disaster of coverage.

It’s another Spurs interview 💀

NBC: I know what Arsenal fans want see while they wait for their trophy lift. Interviews with Spurs players!

Showing the video from an interview while playing the sound from an ad is peak American TV

NBC wtf are you doing? No one cares about the 17th place team

Where is the trophy lift?!?

I’m disappointed that Everton didn’t make this the funniest day ever. But Spurs relegation was always just a funny side plot. Time for the premier league trophy lift 😁

Palace just calm down. No reason to make this competitive

Everton, I know you’re on the beach, but come on. Do it for the comedy

If Everton and Westham could both score within the next five mins or so I think the last twenty mins could be fun

Looking like Spurs are going to stumble into 17th place for the second consecutive season

Arsenal and Spurs both playing in white is confusing my poor brain as I watch both screens simultaneously

That ball from Dowman to Martinelli 😍

Arsenal away fans sound like they’re having a grand old time. Love it

So weird to watch Arsenal without crippling anxiety

Is there a logistical reason why all the games can’t just be on peacock so I don’t have to set up 18 different devices to try to switch between games?

Just a reminder, in case it slipped your mind, Arsenal are premier league champions

This one is pretty good

Premier league champions. I’m getting nothing done today

Number of Liverpool supporters who have blocked me today after I mocked their salty comments on our celebrations? Two and counting

So far I’m finding Liverpool supporters to be the most salty/deranged. I guess City just don’t have enough fans for me to notice them

Eze hahahahahaha

I'm putting together an Arsenal Advent Karma Calendar. Any receipts you've kept this season that you think should be in it, spread the word and drop me a line. GNev mocking Declan Rice "it's not done" ? yup. Man City water bottle bloke? Standard. etc etc. List them below, let's compare notes.

ARSENAL WIN THE LEAGUE! Ahahahahahahah I’m going to be insufferable

I’m at work, in the office and can’t watch. Just keep refreshing the score. Aaaaahhhhhhh so stressed

I have work meetings all through our game. Going to be making some weird faces on my TEAMs calls

Real Madrid and now Chelsea. Xabi doing the cursed manager jobs speed run. He can move to Spurs in the Championship after Chelsea fire him at Christmas

I mean the upside of 115 winning is that Chelsea’s season is an unmitigated failure 🤷‍♂️

What’s weird is that Chelsea think of us as their arch rival which is strange because they never felt like that for me. Tottenham is the old enemy, United when I was a kid, City now. Chelsea are just a despicable club owned by despicable people with the most racist fans/players in the prem.

I think I now hate City more than Chelsea, I’m learning something about myself

What are we rooting for here? Both clubs are doing/have done irreparable harm to football.

Every time I turn the City Palace game on City score and it’s now 3-0 so I’m definitely done with that

I don’t recall us, or any other team, scoring a single corner where a player literally had hold of the goal keepers arm and the goal stood. It’s an obvious foul. The mock outrage is just frustration that we won.

“Never in doubt” I sob quietly before collapsing on the floor

My heart, this is not healthy

Please end this game

Blow the whistle

Yeasssssssssss

Has hold of his arm!

BlueSky is like two mins ahead of my feed

You beautiful, wonderful strange little man

That was as bad a game as I’ve seen Saka play. Just brutal time to put in that performance

Raya you fucking hero

Lee Dixon is a fucking criminal

Saka’s lows this season have far surpassed his lows in any other season. That has to be injury related

Come on Arsenal

Feels like we just wasted 12 mins for the hell of it