This dumb fuck is gonna announce his own prescription company with a .gov domain. So much is wrong here.

@jamesgunn.bsky.social #peacemaker was in Savannah and no one told me!!! Rude!!

Found this on Facebook marketplace for $750.00. I assume this would fall into the irresponsible purchase category.

I just had to discontinue talking to an intelligent, attractive woman because of a heinous music take she had that I honestly don’t think I would ever be able to overlook. I’m very open minded and only have, like 2 opinion based dealbreakers. Music and bad eyewear.

China has created some awesome EVs over the last couple years. Really cool tech...this is not one of them. youtube.com/shorts/Gg2FJ...

Random. I just remembered Conrad Bain (Mr. Drummand) had a twin brother named Bonar that played his sister on Diff'rent Strokes. Carry-on about your day.

I think Alien Earth has mastered the outro music drop. Each week a banger.

Anyone rapture yet?

Happy Rapture Eve. Be sure to lay out your cookies and milk.

So, I guess Jimmy Kimmel is the one that got resurrected. 🎶 Hal-le-lu-jah 🎶

Holy shit. 😂😂😂 FFW to :30 if you don’t want to wait. youtu.be/7vRX-BQAjeE?...

@democrats.senate.gov I mean this with my whole chest. FUCK YOU.

ICE continues to assault us. We are peacefully protesting. They are kidnapping and hurting us.

Who said you can't polish a turd? youtu.be/mS0iCTOXVag?...

Who will be the real heroes?

Once they leave you with Fallon as the only option it has gone too far, we ride at dawn. I AM JIMMY KIMMEL #iamjimmykimmel *see MAGAts this is how f’n stupid you sound.

I am Jimmy Kimmel!

Now Kimmel. Fuck this country.

Can a completely health person ask to be put into a medically induced coma? For like 4 years? Asking for a friend.

I’m gonna say this just once, those giant skeletons are stupid. Decorative skeletons, of any species, should be true to actual size if they are anatomically correct in shape and color. Any other size just looks dumb. Don’t be a poser, use real bones.

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So now they think Trump is stroking out at the 9/11 memorial. Crazy times.

This is tragic.

OMG, I’m fucking tired of everyone dissecting his signature like it’s some silver bullet. It’s his, we all know it’s his. Focus on something that can’t be disputed. Do they have the actual letter? DNA swab that bish.

@easybakedoven.bsky.social they still think hes gonzo 🤔https://www.instagram.com/reel/DOAAekYjL7r/?igsh=ZnBvYXZmZXV6MXVy

She has to be trolling, right? Another misspelling in a could days. It has to be, right? Spell check exists, right?

She has to be trolling, right? Another misspelling in a could days. It has to be, right? Spell check exists, right?

So ICE is arresting firefighters in the midst of battling wildfires.

This would be top tier trolling if she wasn’t an absolute moron. “Requirments”

Can we just militarize Swifties, tell them King Cankles is holding her hostage in DC and let them loose?

Cracker Barrel pussy'd out.

SQUEEEEEEEEE!!!!

"The Treachery of America" ("This is Not a Flag) 2025

Now that burning the “American Flag” is apparently against the law I would like to introduce my business that sells “Nondescript White and Red Striped, 49.9 Star on a Blue Square Fabric Rectangle™️”

Now that burning the “American Flag” is apparently against the law I would like to introduce my business that sells “Nondescript White and Red Striped, 49.9 Star on a Blue Square Fabric Rectangle™️”

OH SH!T! It's 4:45, did anyone over the last 2 months work on the New Cracker Barrel brand identity thats due EOD? NO???... 4:59pm: *hits send*

So Hawk Tuah Girl now works for Karoline Levitt? Can the Republican Party get any more white trash? Seriously they are such an embarrassment to the country.

I’m shocked the Kennedy Center Honorees isn’t a massive fuck up. I was expecting Lee Greenwood and Ted Nugent. But, the “they asked me to host”? Who is “they” isn’t he “in charge” of it? God, I hate him.

45 seconds in this turns into an SNL skit. youtu.be/PI6-qKhzTt8?...

Seriously, fucking around with the Smithsonian might be my final straw.

@easybakedoven.bsky.social you see the movie 40 acres? 😮 youtu.be/pBOVC9xGdZE?...

So Trump said he is going to Russia, I thought they said he was going to Alaska. That can mean only one thing. Putin talked Trump into giving him Alaska.

@easybakedoven.bsky.social some happy news for you.