Hey ladies, I’m gonna need you to dodge dropping Toyota Camrys while dance on a 100ft wide hibachi. Okay…and-a 5,6,7,8. www.instagram.com/reel/DaTWHII...

Hey ladies, I’m gonna need you to dodge dropping Toyota Camrys while dance on a 100ft wide hibachi. Okay…and-a 5,6,7,8. www.instagram.com/reel/DaTWHII...

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Hey look certain many-multi billionaire tech giant’s yacht is parked just outside my place. *Suppress intrusive thoughts*

So Alabama can gerrymander but Virginia can’t? Got it. Fuck this shit.

Ceasefire is going swimmingly.

This whole thing cracked me up. www.instagram.com/reel/DYf8ksl...

Jesus f’n Christ. www.instagram.com/reel/DYP8vu8...

You know what I really f'n hate about Mamdani is he wasn't born in the US and won't be able to be president one day.

Hard to feel any bit patriotic but this was kinda cool watch go by at lunch.

so not after Tennessee shit show, Virginia supreme court has rejected the voted on measure to redistrict. Time to revolt.

👏👏👏

Giuliani vs. Trump. Who’s gonna win the race?

Happy Star Trek day nerds.

With how crazy that psycho bish is, I’ve come to the conclusion that the person who killed Charlie was himself.

"War Fighters" is lame AF.

Jesus Christ, Erika Kirk was traumatized tonight. www.instagram.com/reel/DXlAMfx...

Pfft. “Very cognizant of what was going on” bullshit, the fucker was half asleep.

For some reason I’m fascinated with this old man and his old-man-I-don’t-give-a-fuck-where’s-my-prime-rib energy.

All those journalists and no one knows what the fuck is going on. SMH. They say it’s going to continue…okay magic man pick up where you left off.

My personality on here:

Will tomorrow be the big day? 🍾

@beckybunzy.bsky.social @easybakedoven.bsky.social Kitty tunes. youtu.be/Hic3jjoT_CU?...

@beckybunzy.bsky.social this made me think of your banangans. www.instagram.com/reel/DXPW53d...

Extra cool having a cargo ship and riverboat as a backdrop.

I open and hold a door for a woman coming out with dog. Other woman inside that doesn’t know first woman says something to dog woman about having the same type of dog. Women strike up conversation oblivious to me HOLDING THE FUCKING DOOR OPEN WHILE THEY CHAT THROUGH IT…FOR OVER AN ACTUAL MINUTE. WTF

These keep getting better. www.instagram.com/reel/DXKxPCm...

@beckybunzy.bsky.social @justbrady.bsky.social Shoe posts are gonna get real weird.

Does this look odd to anyone? To me this is just a $20 from when I was younger. To the 20 year old at the store it apparently looks like 1800s confederate money and blew his god damn mind. I guess sometimes you KNOW things change, you just don’t realize how much.

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So I see a Republican representative decided to retire today after admitting to an affair. I’m assuming he’s only doing it to let Swalwell distract for him.

MAGAts mad and saying “faith is not a prop” is the funniest shit I’ve heard in a long time. That’s literally all it is to you dumb fncks.

So apparently the orange fucker is posting snuff films in his social garbage site. Seriously, what’s it gonna take?

Jesus H Christ. @easybakedoven.bsky.social you got a spare room? www.instagram.com/reel/DW7b11m...

I hope Iran doesn't see this...I know their hackers are attacking our water and energy infrastructures. I hope they don't know that if they wanted to do real damage they only need to wipe out all our student loans. I hope they never ever ever find this out. #iranhackers #topsecretstuff

Taco Tuesday

Sorry but everyone, “celebrity”, media, sports, tv shows, movies, need to be put on hold and speak out now. We need to make the world stop before it gets fuckin blown up by a senile lunatic.

Now that we can send astronauts further than ever before, can we PLEASE launch this entire administration into the fucking sun?

@easybakedoven.bsky.social @beckybunzy.bsky.social @justbrady.bsky.social @saxmike71.bsky.social @sbdcmusic.com Happy Casual Friday.

FYI very important. Things will be fine soon @beckybunzy.bsky.social @easybakedoven.bsky.social www.instagram.com/reel/DWj6exH...

Anyone else cross breeding aliens for inter galactic communication or just me? *disclaimer: I’m not suicidal and I’m a pretty good swimmer.