Hentai dialogue is like Shakespearean speech: Of course nobody talks that way in real life, but the medium commands it and it serves a purpose as a literary device.

Raise your hand if you want to at least VISIT the Land of Boobies.

Birth. 🎂

Birth. 🎂

Pssst, hey. My birthday is this Thursday.

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Happy Trans Day of Visibility, everyone. ✊️🏳️‍⚧️ I guarantee, within our lifetimes, you will receive a formal apology and financial compensation from the powers that be.

The facepaint feature for this new Tomodachi Life just sucks ass. I'm really disappointed. Why couldn't we just get the same makeup features from Miitopia? Those were perfect.

Animated YCH commission for @hornymustardsauce.bsky.social!! #artistsofbluesky #artists #art #nsfwart #nsfw #commission #animated #animation

Tiddy and Eddy commission for @megabippy.bsky.social!

Happy Birthday, Muffy from Animal Crossing! 🖤 ...Oh yeah, also Happy Valentine's Day.

I'm still waiting for Tom Fulp to release the Shadman Files.

Happy Birthday to @atomickingboo.bsky.social ! Here's Lindel showing off some secret back strength. 🤫

Happy Birthday to @atomickingboo.bsky.social ! Here's Lindel showing off some secret back strength. 🤫

Mami Mofongo flattening commission!

Mami Mofongo flattening commission!

I'm sorry to bring up this topic again, but I need to get this off my chest. If you stayed home or went third party when it was time to vote, you share the blame for this. I am severely disappointed.

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE! 🎊🍾🎊

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE! 🎊🍾🎊

Wishing you all a very Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! ❄️🎄🎁 Have a classic Myrtle repost from the vaults! 😉

Wishing you all a very Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! ❄️🎄🎁 Have a classic Myrtle repost from the vaults! 😉

Commission for Dyveira of their tiger bombshell babe Baojun!

Commission for Dyveira of their tiger bombshell babe Baojun!

Man, I wish I could be as interested in video games as you guys apparently all are.

Was just introduced to Dungeon Soup (yeah, finally) and I'm *shocked* at the total lack of R34 there is of some of these characters. COME ON PEOPLE.

🌟DAY 3 OF MFF!🌟 Feel free to say hi if you see me!

🌟Day 2 of MFF!🌟 Feel free to say hello if you spot me or hit me up if you'd like to meet anywhere!

🌟DAY ONE OF MIDWEST FURFEST!!🌟 Come say hello if you manage to spot me! Or hit me up here if you want to meet up! 👍

I'M ALL CHECKED IN AT MIDWEST FURFEST!! Feel free to say hi if you manage to spot me or are nearby! For now I'll be downstairs at the Hyatt with friends. 👍

Yeah...I did the meme too.

I sincerely wish I could enjoy Smiling Friends with everyone else but it's genuinely hard for me to ignore all the things Zach and Chris have said over the years that seriously rubbed me the wrong way. I guess I'm just not a fun person.

Commission for @ranfrommusk.bsky.social Ghetto Susie. 💀

Hello. My sister was in a horrific work accident that caused her foot to be amputated. Her job is not paying her, and she is currently awaiting a court date. Please, retweet this and consider donating to help her family with expenses. gofund.me/21f9cb61b Squigga ass for visibility.

You don't mess with the Zohran. ✊️✊️✊️

Animated YCH commission for @hornymustardsauce.bsky.social!! #artistsofbluesky #artists #art #nsfwart #nsfw #commission

Animated YCH commission for @hornymustardsauce.bsky.social!! #artistsofbluesky #artists #art #nsfwart #nsfw #commission

Version of Mami Mofongo succubus without the gape!

Boo. 💀

Happy Halloween from Mami Mofongo! 😈🎃

Probably 8-9. Mostly for how notoriously silent I am when people try to chat with me.

Some bulky, steamy, self-indulgent Squigly. 👀

'Tis the season. 🎃 Drawn by the ever so generous and talented @jangle.bsky.social!

Some bulky, steamy, self-indulgent Squigly. 👀

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A collab between me and @superspoe.bsky.social that I never posted. Candy bar girls! 🍫

I was reading an article on Bluesky becoming the new main hub among scientists, and one person summarized the difference perfectly: "When I talk about fish on Bluesky, people ask me questions about fish. When I talk about fish on Twitter, people threaten to murder my family because we’re Jewish."

Summer's not over yet, right...? Collab with @nyxen.bsky.social featuring Bertha from those old Confused[dot]com commercials!

''Sex is obscene'' Yeah, y'know what's actually obscene? Having sex for the only purpose of having children. I mean, what makes you think throwing more people to a world that's at edge of an absolute social/economic/cultural/environmental collapse is some act of philanthropy?