remembered i recently got hackers (1995) on my computer so i transferred hackers (1995) to my phone so i can watch hackers (1995) when and wherever the urge to watch hackers (1995) strikes me

ok

"worst they can say is no" have you considered that i could also be ghosted forever

i think it may be time to go to bed, weh

ive got flares to shake off missles that are tracking me, call that homing phobic

I unironically think people would be more careful about the output of LLMs if the go-to icon were 🎲 rather than ✨ .

I'm pleased to share with you the greatest advancement in bottom-sheet technology since the invitation of elastic.

wake up,check fedi, THIRTY SIX NITIFICATIONS?!?!!

bed time i think, too tired to look properly at websites that dont have darkmode for school

[ultrakill layer 8 spoilers] i fucking called before i played it that there was going to be a fake exist, and i was right, what i did not call, was that hakita was going to pull the same trick twice, and the second time it is literally one of the coolest things of all time like the first one […]

new reaction image dropped

CHECK OUT WHAT I FOUND LMAOOOO https://thefreemovie.buzz/ this might be just the best thing ever

"hey girl. are you water. because. im scared of you" -kel, probably /j

best halloween costume idea ever be a blackjack dealer and show up to peoples doors with a blackjack table and be "the horror of a gambling addiction" and people can gamble with their lollies

me, chatting up satan at a bar: "hey did it hurt when you-" i spontaneously burst into flames "owch, owie"

[ooc, myself] I've already got so much on my record, shouting at an mp isnt even that bad

somebody start a fight or something

i gotta be getting up there in the "amount of cheese shedded by hand with a manual grater" leaderboards at this point, something like 5 kg

fuck i was drinking water and i saw something funny and now my pants are fucking drenched and im cold

i should play votv 0.9e soon now that ive got it down

superiority complex? well _I_ find it quite simple

fuuuuuck i was gonna go to bed almost 2 hours ago, girllll im soooooo fucked

I swear I can't with how mastodon is real-time, just looking at my feed and a "True" just animates in on a post

can confirm, this is what transgender australians sound like RE: https://fops.cloud/objects/5aeadde2-9b51-4a85-b9a6-d4f412d0f655

does anyone remember what this site was lmaooo RE: https://lea.pet/notes/9vwd1y26ql

showing mastodon.social users ​:long_neo_woozy_wrench_double_pregnant_with_boiled_skibidi_neo_woozy_wrench_pregnant_birth_feet:​ and i imagine for them it must be like seeing a new colour

grah, minecraft lore has come to a halt because of everything that happened, which is really annoying because that thing was load bearing to everything else i had planned and now i need to find an alternative

One of the things I like about The Onion, to which I pay cash money for the print version, is the "ads"

god dammit i had a horrible idea for the bad ideas thread in the voices of the void discord but then forgot it, woe

the reason half life 3 has been taking so long is because valve is making it exclusive to linux, and are having to develop a compatibility layer for windows

default like emoji got reset off ​:ratstar:​ klilling ev erynong

good lord lea.pet is back up and i have 26 notifs

fedi tip: always reboost your old posts you thought were good but noone liked, sometimes you just posted them at the wrong time, and the people who wouldve like it didnt see it

mothOS which just turns the screen pure white when booted

oh my god why is outside my bed SO FUCKING COLD

ultrakill layer 8 slaps btw, its just fully "i have no idea what the fuck is going on but its so cool i dont care"

and good thing im genderfluid so its like he has the best of both worlds😼

kel is the type of guy to try and compliment you, but can't actually think of anything specific so he just goes "nice, uh, you?"

GOD I need to re-watch Blake's 7

played the audiomech demo (by the guy who made audiosurf, it one of the things i thought looked cool during the game awards), its pretty decent, definitely got its problems but the very fact it works out of the box on linux means i automatically think higher of it

why dont i wear my fingerless fishing gloves more, these things make me feel so fucking good just by wearing them

HOLY SHIT, IT WORKS, FIREFOX WORKS AND SO DOES FEDI

oh, fuuuck

okay I'm going to bed

help me I am going INSANE RE: https://madverse.city/users/tesstherefusinggirl/statuses/116183783867754475

god I find myself really wanting to re-watch Blake's 7 ENTIRELY for that scene (if you've watched it you know the one) it's fucking BRUTAL

I restarted my computer and I STILL can't access lea.pet on it, what the hell is going on

god whatareya is a catchy ass song

why am i still in the woolies fan discord?!?!? like seriously