How's postpartum going? Oh you know, just openly weeping over some random comic that came up on my feed about a cat in a post-human world that was a bit sad.

To say we are obsessed with our little Valentine would be the understatement of the century. Thanks for all the care and support as we navigate the newborn trenches together with Baby Button ❤️

It was such a delight to steal Scott’s seat on the pod for my own enjoyment (and also because he wasn’t feeling well) already plotting my next guest appearance 🤩

Funding my paternity leave by playing Scooby-Doo! Night of 100 Frights for 12 hours! It'll be my FIRST time playing this classic! When: 🗓️ Saturday 1/31 at 10am ET Where: 📺 NerdSync on YouTube Featuring: 🌶️ Mystery food wheel of weird snacks 🎯 Viewer-issued challenges 🥴 Me gradually losing my mind

Our local bagel place was doing a massive sale to get rid of their stock before the storm and we got all this for like $10 lol

Not Bruno Mars releasing new solo work every time I am going through a major life transition/change. Thrilled!!!!

Me: I’m so excited about Thursday- The Pitt is back on! Scott: our next appointment for the baby is next week though? Me: Yes, but THURSDAY IS SEASON TWO OF THE PITT 🤩

We’re still a little while away from meeting baby, but one thing I have very clearly passed onto them is my very annoying hiccups 😬

Happy Halloween from the three of us! 🎃

Two pounds of candy corn 🤩

I regret to inform you that the Scooby-Doo escape room slaps

Not me converting my whole family to hate watching Anne Able content, ooops.

Okay Wife Guy calm down 😘

don't talk to me or my son ever again

Happy Pride 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Big day tomorrow! Just wish it didn’t arrive so early 💀

fellas, is it gay to have a functional modern economy?

Comically evil villains getting dragged to hell in a kid’s movie > Inter-generational trauma and learning to love your grandma who refuses to go to therapy

@scottniswander.bsky.social 👀

Hulu ruining the Oscars is really poetic coming after Sean Baker’s speech about streaming services killing the movies

No thoughts, just McDonald’s at the Pentagon.

Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate Kendrick: actually

Loathing the notion that plots need twists and turns, and unpredictable/shocking reveals to be great. Give me a million well written fully forecasted and foreshadowed plot turns. There is nothing more satisfying than following those breadcrumbs and seeing the payoff. Anyway watch Severance.

Love our babies so much, best part of 2024 🥹

@scottniswander.bsky.social and me

Alright, finally hit a new milestone two months into my new job: I will now think about tasks I need to do the next work day and the steps I need to take for those tasks even after the workday has ended 🥲 equally happy and horrified for this development.

For further context that AI doesn’t get, we were texting about our cats being out of food in their automatic feeder. I would say classified as “situation dire”

This month I have to call in nightly to jury duty service to see if I have been selected to go to court the next morning. For tonight’s call I was so startled to hear the deputy who normally provided the automatic message did not provide tonight’s update I forgot to listen to the rest of the call.

Me: I'm totally content making content for me first and foremost, I don't need to create for others. Also me: I need to expose FabFitFun from the inside out and expose to all their bullshit widely following this latest coupon code scandal.

The boring part of being married is in effect, @scottniswander.bsky.social now gets to have my health insurance, yaaaaay.

👻 Ghosting around with my own Fred from Scooby-Doo! It’s like time to unmask this mystery, man!

Currently acting as head costumer for all my student employees today who are in search of random accessories for their closet costumes for Halloween 🎃