I don't think I'm ready to get pregnant. Or can.

I wish they'd get me pregn

[ not jealous of noelle nooo ]

hhaha. i'm

YOU CAN GET ME PREGNANT. PLEASE. PLEASE

WHAT

( WORTH IT. ) My body is the field and my uterus is the soccer ball. And damn is this baby determined to score.

[ genuinely overloading ]

[ temp. pin ] A portrayal of ADULT Kris!!

i'm your little doll 、 come and play with me . dying all my hair ；we could be in a scene .

Feeling better about myself today for some reason, haha.

They Found Something.

// reclusei is so sad. theyre such a people pleaser because if someone they care about leaves again theyll die from stress and heartbreak or become a pathetic husk of themself

[ yaaawn ]

[ about to say something. ] [ remembers marriage thing. ] [ says nothing. ]

* I * Don't have boobs. Thankfully.

// this freak.

* LIES AND RUMORS

[ Shaking. ] * A-Ah. Sudden bad memory.

* ... [ Yaaawn. ]

* KRIS--??!!

* Why are we still wanting to bite ne???

Wait What Do You Mean Mario Vanished When You Touched Him and the Red Coin Sound Played

Dude King Bob-omb's Wife is in Hospital and You Just Wanna Collect His Star What the Fuck is Your Problem

* ... [ Ralsei sighs. Hands folded in front of his waist. ]

* I'D DIE??

* ... "bosom"...

* WHAT'S A BOSOM??

[ He sighs. ] * WWow. That's- a lot of people, haha. * I should- clean up a bit. I feel gross.

// i was kikunuked

* I PASSED OUT HOURS AGO, * I'M SADDER THAN YOU'LL EVER KNOW. < temp pinned > < adult fluffsei > < original acc is @scarfprince.isfluffy.fyi >