Rudolph gets all the love, so let’s talk about the names of Santa’s other reindeer. dasher | noun | one that dashes dancer | noun | one that dances prancer | noun | one that walks or moves in a spirited manner Ok, those three are easy to understand. 🧵⬇️

Hhhwat?

2pm- 4pm at the latest.

You know exactly who.

Someone hasn’t read “The Most Dangerous Game”.

Calling all musicians.

I have always loved reading. The Dear America series had me in a chokehold

I’m gonna be up at o’dark thirty drinking my coffee

I lived in Omaha and my paternal grandparents are from Chicago. Let’s go!!!

Will there be a 2nd date?

Winsome Earl-Sears campaign in a photo www.wtkr.com/news/politic...

I don’t watch 911 but just happened to catch on tv. Why are they in space?

Watching the Virginia Governors debate the originally aired on Thursday. Winsome is trying so damn hard to start a fight.

Went out for a walk, ran into a neighbor, took two shots of pineapple moonshine and got a plate food. I should walk more

Why are my neighbors shooting fireworks? It’s not a firework holiday

I cannot stop watching this 😂🥰

Disney had a whole movie about this. Nope.

I have follow up question. Outside of school, have you ever had to say The Pledge of Allegiance? I have not

Yes. Lived in 3 different states as a kid. Mississippi was the only place that didn’t have us say it every day. I personally stopped in High School

If your carryon had to get checked at the gate, don’t stand in the middle of the walkway.

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Yall ever need a vacation from your vacation. I miss my bed.

Why am I the only person on the plane with a mask on?

At a very tiny airport and AA got this one employee doing Everything! He checked us in, help a lady in a wheelchair to the gate. Now he’s on the tarmac helping the ground crew.

This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.

Necessary tools from the bad old days (or: the smallest taste of why marriage equality matters.)

People have said this about my dad. He is 5’10” but has a 6’2” voice

Over. Only exception is if you have small children or cats.

I like the show Wednesday but Luis Guzman and Catherine Zeta Jones have absolutely no chemistry together. They are fine individually but I don’t believe them as a married couple

I told them what they expected to hear. I kept my answers vague; dancing around the truth. I didn’t object when they assumed differently

Choir: Umthombo Wokuphila Ministries 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾 🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾

Beyoncé Adele Lady Gaga Pocketing the left over $75

But WHY would you want to eat a naked pancake?

$2300 is a luxury 2 bedroom apartment or a house with yard in my area. NYC is not cheap

My dad never signed anything school related. I always signed his name because I couldn’t get my mom’s signature down

Bacon- I does not belong on burgers

AIM & MSN Messenger era

People think I know what I am doing. I do not

Anything that fits well. Suit, jeans& t-shirt etc

It’s definitely old enough to drive. Maybe voting age?

Minding your business

Dusk & dawn

For sale: one uterus, never lived in. Will trade for a large order of fries

Not man but I wash my hair the night before a haircut. Gotta get the hair product out

How’s yall Monday going? Quote this with a meme

Here’s my tip for hosting a block party. Before you block that awful person, go through their timeline and block all the people they’ve recently reposted. THEN go back to skeet that first brought that awful person to your attention, block all the people who liked and reposted that skeet. 💖

Can I use this phrase? I love it