Ken is my hero.

Seriously, Kevin? I'm a neurodivergent, sartorially challenged, smart assed dad-joker. Why in the hell am I not on this list? I want to be a parasite who has taken over much of the country.

I'm here at Chapman Stadium showing just how close we are to the Arby's. @sickoscommittee.org

Go Rosati-Kain

I've been pleased to call "House" my friend for more than 35 years. Peach on, brother.

10 years ago today, Steve Silberman's groundbreaking book NeuroTribes was published. It changed how the world discussed autism and inspired many autistic people to write their own books. Stay tuned for information on a 10th anniversary edition coming very soon.

I was inspired by @wardqnormal.bsky.social to post a tie selfie for every day of this school year. Today was the first day.

When Fishburne does the play By Shakespeare in C A He's a Moor, eh.

I talk with my kids about snooze buttons. I can't be spontaneous with you right now but you can check back in with me at (This time). I might not be ready at (This time) but I'll have a better idea.

Just so you're aware, he's right. There's nothing fundamentally harmful about metal in a microwave. After all, it's made of metal. There are two potential issues, though. 1/

Go Maryville! My hometown.

Absolutely 100%

I was at my high school in the direct path of the St Louis tornado before it veered northeast. The NWS tornado warning came at 2:34, but it placed the tornado about 8 miles from where it actually was. Prior to this tornado, NWS alerts have been dead-on accurate.

Reign 'Cane

I bet these mutherfuckers also use parenthetical citations.

The Life of Tau

1) Processing Time: Almost every autistic person has their own rhythm and speed at which they process information. In my son’s case, this means giving him a few beats to respond, rather than impatiently assuming he didn’t understand what was said. Captions and recording audio can also help here. 2/

Seriously, Gorsuch?

I'm not sure about when I became a trans ally, but I know the exact moment I became a full LGBTQ ally. I was a hospital chaplain in Boston in 1996. I was talking with an elderly Catholic man about priestly sexual abuse of minors. He brought it up.

I'm beginning to thing getting the Dow to 36,000 is all Kevin Hassett knows how to do.

Today in Autism Books You Should Know: @ericmgarcia.bsky.social's We're Not Broken: On how autistic people have always been here, and can thrive through having their disabilities acknowledged and accommodated, while recognizing and fostering their abilities. thinkingautismguide.com/2021/09/were...

Here are some more books to add to my reading list

Quoteskeet with your favorite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only.

Chag Sameach, a little bit early.

Since it's Mardi Gras, there is a non-zero probability that Jim Jordan throws beads at Lauren Boebert tonight to try to get her to flash him. There is also a non-zero probability that she does.

My accomplishments last week are as follows: 1. 2. 5. Three, sir. 3.

Dear manager: 1. A little bit of Monica in my life 2. A little bit of Erica by my side 3. A little bit of Rita's all I need 4. A little bit of Tina's what I see 5. A little bit of Sandra in the sun

Repost with the first album you bought with your own money. (I was also 7)

Long live the king

Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?

I would love to be the Jell-o Professor of Methodist Studies at some form of Wesleyan University.

Our support group guide and resources for autistic gender diverse youth is now freely available via UNC Chapel Hill libraries: doi.org/10.17615/c79... Project website: www.med.unc.edu/healthscienc...

Promoting a neurodiversity-affirming classroom amidst the struggles of today’s educational system is not easy, but taking some of these practical steps can make a big difference for students. Sara Woods, PhD, at TPGA. thinkingautismguide.com/2025/01/how-... #neurodiversity

If you see this, post one photo you saved because it made you laugh.

I read 59 books this year, including books by @audrelawdamercy.bsky.social, @sarahkendzior.bsky.social, @restingdinoface.bsky.social, @andreapitzer.bsky.social, @xkcd.com, @stevesilberman.bsky.social, @kevinmkruse.bsky.social

Agent: ma'am, you're still setting off the metal detector. Do you have excess metal inside your body? Piper: it's my curling iron. It's been there since my last flight. Agent: what do you mean. Piper: it was placed there by the person behind me after I took 5 minutes arranging it for a photo

I, too, have used the same hairbrush for about 30 years, but I'm keeping mine for the foreseeable future.

Chag Boxing Sameach to all who celebrate

I sincerely hope that Ryan Reynolds refers to every one of his vehicles as the "MintMobile."

Once again bluesky we are hoping for an edit feature to facilitate effective shitposting Maybe it will make a nice Christmas gift to all the neurodivergent users kthnxbyeplz

Interviewer: Can you explain this Gap in your resume? Gen X: I liked their clothes, and I got a discount.

What has happened to Bluesky? This post has been up for 8 hours no one has screamed that THE REBELLION FOUGHT THE DEATH STAR!!

"Compared with non-autistic boys, autistic boys showed increased gender identity variance across all four dimensions. Autistic girls and non-autistic girls did not show consistent or significant differences in gender identity."

Autistic shutdowns are a response to stress. While some autistic people may stop responding entirely, others who usually speak may only be able to say one or two words. If someone stops responding in their usual way, that may mean they are in shutdown mode. reframingautism.org.au/all-about-au...

I'm quite disappointed in President Biden's actions regarding Hunter yesterday. Mainly because the pardon included all of Hunter's actions through December 1, 2024, and Biden didn't arrange for his son to have a private meeting with Elon yesterday.

Can anyone recommend a good lawyer, preferably one specializing in IP? 16 years ago, I was widowed, living in a small town, and raising my daughter all by myself. Just before Christmas, a big city marketer came and swept me off my feet. The Hallmark Channel has never given me a dime.

Absolutely

My child: I know egg nog has eggs, but what else is in it? Me: nog.