Republican Timeline: “There's no honorable way to kill, no gentle way to destroy. There is nothing good in war” - Lincoln “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall” - Reagan “Open the fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah” - Trump (on Easter)

More of Trump's murderers heading off to Iran to "bomb them into the Stone Ages", all with the approval of the British government. youtube.com/watch?v=CsBV...

The #imaceleb format is twenty years old. It's tired. Predictable. It's had its day. The same applies to Ant & Dec.

I was shocked to read that #Waitrose had sacked an employee with 17 years service from its Clapham shop for tackling a shoplifter. It's no wonder their prices are so high: we're paying for all the stuff they allow to walk out of their shops.

The UK is aiding and abetting the non-defensive bombing of Iran for no good reason, thereby making the UK the #1 European target for terrorists. youtube.com/watch?v=EwJ-...

To the chumps who say Starmer's government is working to destroy the British race or some such nonsense, I say if we'd elected the "wrong" government, the cunts would be bombing us too. #iran

Invasion planes. youtube.com/watch?v=L0vo...

Numerous big, heavy, air-launched missiles thrown at Iran by Trump and Hesgeth have started their journeys at Fairford air base in the UK. We are now, more than ever, a terrorists' target. youtube.com/watch?v=fdZ3...

@lliinnddaaaa.bsky.social Why are grandmothers always, without exception, explicit about the propagation of their grandchildren, as if they had anything to do with it? Even genetically, three quarters of each grandchiid is someone else.

The cunt said: “Sadly, you know, everyone dies in the end. It’s just how you go, right?”

Thousands of candidates are expected to stand for Reform UK in May. The party claims they have the best vetting going. So why are people like this slipping through? 👇🧵

I posted a handy Iranian missile identification chart, and got sin-binned by #Threads.

On #newsnight, Reform's dullest disciple, Jake Berry, is suddenly against free speech when someone he doesn't like speaks freely.

Wonderful to see David Dimbleby on #newsnight rubbishing the prospect of a state visit to the United States of Trump by KC3.

Uh oh . . has-been Jake Berry rocks up on #newsnight with his glistening, freshly-shaved, head. Again.

After the White House complained about an unflattering photo of Karoline Leavitt, it was removed from AFP and Getty’s systems. This is the photo in question. Please do not repost it. 👇

It's even worse than you could ever have imagined.

Will Starmer do the right thing too?

"Least-studied"? I beg to differ.

📰 Scientists have finally mapped out the full network of nerves in the #clitoris, one of the least-studied human organs. FRANCE 24's Elitsa Gadeva tells us more on #PressReview ⤵️

NEW: Israeli strikes killed seven paramedics this morning, as well as the three journalists targeted in this car. According to other media in the group, the car was clearly marked with “PRESS” on the sides & roof. A violation of Article 79 of the Geneva Conventions. Israel’s Gaza Playbook.

Fact checking fraud claims: Heritage Foundation documented 1,620 cases of voter fraud from 1982-2025, including 100 cases of noncitizens voting. That's about 0.000008% of more than 1.3 billion votes cast in presidential elections in that time. Linda Qiu www.nytimes.com/2026/03/27/u...

Whatever happened to. . . Letter from America share.google/FZR3OFWaEetL...

Makes sense. 👍

Reform's Skinner, this is who he is. Personal life He married his partner, Sinéad Chambers, in May 2022. Their son was born in October 2020, and their twin daughters were born in June 2023. He had an affair shortly after his marriage. #bbcqt

What is the point of the God of Abraham? Discuss.

Iran's lego video mocking Donald Trump and his 'peace negotiations'. Don't spread it Donald Trump might see it and get upset.

Well done, @lushcosmetics.bsky.social Wish more companies would do this.

In reply to Tom Tugendhat, I'd be happy if one of our national papers was edited by the CCP. It would be no more unpopular than the current offering. #bbcqt

Violins for the dairy farmers. Again. This time because it rained. Too much, apparently. #itvnewswestcountry

Activists have been putting up these signs around the Fairford Airbase from which the US is bombing Iran. Lets not let their activism go to waste.

There Will Be No Post-Presidential Peace for Donald Trump newrepublic.com/article/2073... via @newrepublic.com

@mrjamesob.bsky.social In American public life, what happened to the sort of characters portrayed by James Stewart and Henry Fonda?

Francois sounds like a shortarse. He said his father was a stoker. The navy picked the short-arses for that role. Like father, like son. #Shortmansyndrome #SheilaFogarty #LBC

I most certainly did NOT vote for this, because I have known Trump is a disgusting piece of shit since the mid 90s, from the first time I heard him speak, on the Howard Stern Show, making creepy sexual remarks about his own two little daughters. I never forgot it, it was so vile. Mid 90’s!!

Brittin's parents paid £30k a year for seven years to make sure their boy would always be included on the short list for the exclusive jobs which are only open to the privately-schooled class, whether or not they've got any knowledge or brain. #HamptonSchool #BBCdirectorgeneral #BBC #DG

Meloni: The best-looking political leader anywhere, ever. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Another self-righteous trigger-happy Israeli fool on #c4news.

Baumgartner is a fool. #newsnight

Thames Water's creditors are trying their luck. Their latest proposal is another brazen attempt to dodge regulations. I've just emailed my MP asking them to reject the proposal, and bring Thames Water into Special Administration. Email your MP now: weownit.org.uk/act-now/emai...

Politico: “EU is limiting flow of confidential material to Hungary and leaders are meeting in smaller groups — as Polish PM Tusk warned of long-standing suspicions Orbán’s gov is sharing information with Russia” Hungary’s FM was informing Lavrov in real time as the EU FMs were meeting in Brussels.

This nob gave millions to UKIP (Farage) after getting divorced and scuttling off to reside on Jersey in order to avoid paying an estimated £95 million UK income tax.