By all means! I’m not going to need bones. Make some cool jewelry or a cane. If you don’t mind waiting you can help yourself to some ash, too. Great for cursing your enemies/avenging me, whichever is appropriate.

No new pictures. Where are you at mentally? I oughtta do an Insight check on YOU! INSIGHT CHECK!!

Share a preacher, nun, or priest Der Blaupriester

I don’t think I’ve performed Snow Removal since my late thirties? Early forties? I just did my walk, the cars, and a path to the mailbox, and it only took a broom, and a few solar photons, but geez. Where are the youths going door to door? Busy on their mine crafts? That’s cap, on god, fr fr

Just finished my D&D campaign—so good.

(1/2)Last week I got the wrong DM’s Guide, 2024 ver. rather than regular 5e. No big deal! If you don’t follow D&D it’s a negligible difference. Imagine my surprise when I awoke to a nasty-ass email from the seller in response to the customer service ticket. “It clearly says 5th edition or later”.

So the Raleigh area and Halifax, Nova Scotia are getting a blizzard this weekend which is cool and totally normal I don’t think i can recall a snowfall with snow still on the ground from the previous system down here. At least it’s supposed to be a powdery, blowy snow.

I’m sorry to hear the Silent Hill 2 adaptation was such a heap. Not that I was expecting much, but the first movie was at least ok. Mid, as the Youths say. I’m mostly sad that any hope for a faithful adaptation, maybe a tv season, are torpedoed. Whaddya gonna do.

I just performed a feat previously thought impossible for a City Mouse: constructing a narrative based on prints in snow (my neighbor walked his dog across my driveway to his house) Impressive? Not in the grand scheme. I still felt a little cool.

I ordered the 2014 Dungeon Master’s Guide (running a campaign in a few weeks—kind of freaking out here—and received the 2024 edition. Back to the shop wi’ ye! Pretty cover, though! Good toy line/cartoon representation.

This Mr. Ferley Motherfucker THOSE ILLEGALS BETTER WATCH OUT—THESE HAYANDS AWRE LETHAL WAYPONS!

Can't believe this Letterkenny clip of a bunch of far right shitheels getting stomped isn't around more youtu.be/JObnr5e0TIg?...

Related to previous: the glowing trails from Megs’ eyes in Transformers One were a direct reference to Gundam Barbatos’ berserk mode. Confirmed by Production Designer Jason Scheier—You Love To See It. youtu.be/S4-C7Ij_yqA?...

I need to get into the IDW Transformers books. Megatron as an Autobot, as a concept, is fascinating and perverse.

I know there are bigger things to worry about, but I really hope they skip the goofy scarification on Nightcrawler in the MCU. Das tut mir Leid.

Ken Burns’ “AMERICA’S LOST INNOCENCE: An Oral History of ‘Transformers: The Movie’ Forty Years After”

maybe!

Share a television show that raised you: I don’t know about “raised”, but this cartoon robot, designed to sell toys, was the core of my moral upbringing. “Freedom is the right of all sentient beings”. This is my first Commandment.

Bupkes on the aurora front. Not that I was expecting a polar-caliber performance. I can get the same effect inhaling the gas from whipped cream, though, just in case I REALLY fell the need.

The stories we tell are important. They teach, they rouse, they entertain, they embolden. Listen to the storytellers.

We went to a performance of Beatles songs with symphonic accompaniment yesterday (ay, ay ay)—lots of fun. I’m not a Beatles Person, so to speak, I like the hits, but the three vocalists were very good. The guitarist was one well-loved by Satan, and shredded efficiently.

No new pictures: where are you mentally?

Redeemed an Archduke of The Nine Hells last night, no big deal. I love playing D&D.

Show me a badass female character: She smells like a crayon.

Reeeeeeeeported. You swing the fist you have.

If I pick the busywork, it isnt busywork

Imagine a Mad Max post-apoc hellscape, but instead of automatically becoming marauders and warlords, people are nice and helpful. Still spiky! The cars are all spiky, one of the PCs has a cage in their head, but they’re pulling together. (please see “You cannot prove that’s an allegory gif below).

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'

I’ve gotten pretty into tea in the past few years. I love a gunpowder green, Yorkshire tea, and chai is a new thing for me—oat milk made that possible.

Apparently I own Borderlands 3? This was big news. I remember trying it when it came out, but I would have staked my reputation that it was a demo. Maybe a bundle with the Telltale game? ANYWAY. Lots of fun, as per usual for the franchise. I’m playing as the Gunner (hops into a mech suit). Yay!

Found a twofer image!

Today’s rabbit hole (CW: blood, wounds, some infected, metal) I got videos on my YT concerning the shearing of beasts for their wool. This is one of those things where I know conceptually “this is a thing”, but had no idea what it entails. It occasionally concerns exploding clippers, I guess?

i’m gonna throw up

Whose bright idea, whose cockamamie scheme, was it to our platforming in Doom Eternal. Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!

I’m a delight

I had to take the subway—I had a cigarette on the underground platform—to the record store to buy the “Lithium” cassingle, because it had the lyrics to the whole Nevermind album in the liner notes, and I transcribed them onto paper for a couple of kids. I was the coolest of my peer group for a week.

🖕🏻 🧊

Weiter, weiter ins Verderben Wir müssen leben bis wir sterben

(1/2) I need a quick break. Anybody need a quick break? Imma take a quick break. The Fallout series is how you do a game adaptation. I started F4 back up when the series started, and was just aboard the Prydwen. The airship on last night’s show is a perfect bolt-for-bolt reconstruction of the

Okay, so the evacuation sirens in my town sound less like Pyramid Head Comin’ and more like Ghost Wolves

goodest bois adventuring duo 💕 🌿 #art #criticalrole #criticalrolefanart

I hear the Newtype Flash sound (post to follow) when I encounter a fellow neurodivergent. Wordless mind-to-mind understanding. Therefore: I should be allowed to pilot a heavily armed vacuum-capable humanoid robot

Logging on This gif is dedicated to all those cyberpunks who fight against injustice and corruption every day of their lives.

Doom Eternal was a sawbuck, why not indulge in a hyperviolent power fantasy. Why not.

Standing Stock-Ass Still I was standing naturally, neither slouched nor tensed, feet shoulder-width apart, arms hanging at my sides, and something went TOINGGG in my back. Ridiculous. Absurd.

Title Screen iconic to me: The vibe was set as soon as you turned on your PS. You’re saying, oh, inspired by Catholic saints, very ni— oh what the fuck they’re draculas

Apparently baking is a stress response unlocked in my Ancient Reptilian Brain. I made pizza dough Friday (nice and quick so I’m not rushing around before D&D). I made the remnant dough into burger baps*, which were serviceable, and for dessert, chocolate chip cookies with brown butter.