Quote with a game you’re currently playing: Vaya con dios, ‘mano, we finally made the big leagues

The Vox Mox season finale messed me up bad. Real bad. Excellent.

Happy Bunker Hill Day! Don't forget that over 100 Black and Indigenous men fought at the battle including Salem Poor. He was the only man singled out for recognition, though they didn't say why. Poor purchased his own freedom before the war & served for multiple battles www.nps.gov/people/salem... 🗃️

I restarted Cyberpunk for the…fifth time? Sixth? And God as my witness, I am going past the Point of No Return. This is my intention. My plan is to hold off on the previous step, so that “Meet Hanako At Embers”doesnt show. I’m on a big synthwave kick, and booting this game up was an imperative.

Never Once, in all my years, in all my internal criticism of my appearance, have I ONCE given a moment’s thought to my eyelids, and now it’s literally all I can think about. youtu.be/FNGYgHu5b6I?...

I am 100% on board with Travis Willingham taking over as Sephiroth. I wasn’t a huge fan of Tyler Hoechlin in the role—he was fine, but it’s a common thing when a live action actor takes a voice job that there’s something missing to my ear. Sebastian Stan as Bucky in What If—?, perfect example. (1/2)

Post something that still traumatizes you. The Ceti Eels. I was prone to severe ear infections in childhood—the kind of pain that, after a while, makes everything else numb. I had one like that and watched WoK. Yeah. Ruined. Fuck Roddenberry for knocking over the domino that led to thìs.

I have no earthly idea what the scoop is with thìs Gundam game, but I’m interested. I can’t tell what settting it is—my weak guess is that it’s Calamity War, and those robotic bugs are Mobile Armors. That’s my headcanon until proven otherwise. We’ll find out, I guess! youtu.be/H0C-9FjH-MU?...

Reply with ☠️ and I'll give you a letter to list your 4 favorite characters! @jsharkey67.bsky.social rolled a d30 which gave me V, which is whoo, that’s a hamdinger. I did my best.

My adventuring party adopted their first NPC! Sully the carriage driver, along with his mighty steed Buckner. Sully is canonically thìs guy: youtu.be/7oz2UeQriAA?...

The Boroughs made me realize one thing: If somebody speaks to me like I’m a toddler when I’m 75, I pray I have the strength to break their teeth with my fuckin forehead.

Get it hot off the digital press!!

Going to get a mole looked at tomorrow. What a cliche.

Anxiety? Chill issue.

Introduce yourself with 10 bands/artists you’ve seen live: Ramones (3) Metallica (3) Jimmy Buffett (2) Guns N Roses (.5) Social Distortion (1) Suicidal Tendencies (1) NIN (2) Soundgarden (1) Bowie (1) Frehley’s Comet (1) Bonus: New Kids On The Block (1)

I wish I could tell people, in love and with gentle kindness, maybe with a peck on the forehead, that cooking isn’t witchcraft. It can be but that is a wholly separate topic. What I mean is there’s a wide spectrum of food prep between “microwaving burrito” and “Michelin Star Chef”. 1/???

“Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?” Sister Florine was like a fuckin Zatoichi with a yardstick. She’d be standing there, you hear “whiff whiff whiff”, and BAM, your knuckles are swollen like marbles. Second grade.

GM, Zaku, Aries, Death Army, Graze, and Rodi

Heres another one: Han did NOT shoot first. Han just shot. He saw which way the talk with Greedo was going, and responded logically: by busting a plasma cap. He secretly undoes the holster while misdirecting with his left hand (“I don’t have the money WITH ME…”), and then BLOP.

Warhammer builders, cover your ears (do to speak) I got the Tamiya brand of epoxy putty, which has one major advantage over Army Painter’s Green Stuff, in that each of the two strips are stored separately. The product you mix together to harden. That activate if they touch. You’d figure, right?

Bless me, Saint Anthony of Bourdain, for I have grievously sinned against Thee: I did not have my mise en place en place. Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.

Make a band out of two others. MetalliCars Shake it up-AH YEAHH

I’m still training at the sculpting—thìs is not a case where I wasn’t immediately successful therefore I have never heard of this “polymer clay” of which you speak. I ran into some difficulty with inorganic shapes, so I ordered some pla plate, rods, and 2-part epoxy. Still having a good time!

I need a karaoke bar IMMEDIATELY youtu.be/c0IeQk_JIHg?...

Moxie had a good checkup yesterday, because she was extremely baked on the Gabapentin. Thìs was to prevent her snarling at the vet. Here’s the thing. Mox is a Bastard Cat. This is 100% a valid genre of cat, and is separate from her status as Sweet Girl.

If anybody wants to see Elvish Spike Spiegel vs Eddie the ‘Ead from the Cover of Somewhere In Time, and he turns into a space kaiju here you go (I backed immediately, Kind costarred broke) youtu.be/JOGdEIaa_V4?...

A visit to my Travel Anxiety Concierge “Ahhh, Mr. Hickey, it has been a while. Where is our destination thìs time?” “Paris. France, not Texas.” “Oh. Oh yes. I believe we can accomodate your request. Thìs will be my Magnum Opus. A veritable carnival of fears. I shall begin work tut de suite.”

It’s a magical place.

The Acolyte had potential, and a lot of the kinks could have been worked out in a second season. That’s not the hot take part. The hot take is that Lucasfilm needs to stop listening to Twitter and let creatives work.

Ask me again tomorrow. Bonzo Goes To Bitburg, Ramones Life On Mars?, Bowie Buffalo Stance, Neneh Cherry Ni Ten Ichi Ryu, Photek Sin, NIN Come Monday, Jimmy Buffett Battery, Metallica Raise Your Flag, Man With A Mission Ball And Chain, Social D Fields of Athenry, DKM

Man, Something Wicked Thìs Way Comes is a corker. I didn’t know it was available anywhere—we saw it on a YouTube video that it was on Disney+, and sure enough! I hadn’t seen it since it was on HBO or something, and this is no kids’ movie.

Photo dump, LOOK AT MY VACATION PHOTOS

Home again, home again, jiggety-fuck Had a nice time in Salem, very nice indeed. I had my biannual alcoholic beverage, ate foods unavailable here (Pizzeria Regina, a burg at the 99, steak tips, sausage egg and cheese on English), got to wander around while Christine was at the wool festival. (1/2)

JUST LIKE BEGGAR’S CANYON BACK HOME

Post your favorite Lord of The Rings character(s). Wrong answers only.

We met Lucipurr and his attendant.

Yesterday we went to the 99 (soon to be torn down for apartments with no parking spots). Last night I had a lobster roll that was CHOCKA with arthropod meat. Never seen the like. Today is for solo wandering around Salem.

We had Pizzeria Regina’s last night. It was bliss, pure bliss. Love That Durty Water.

we all know I have no life, so:

We were supposed to be leaving tomorrow for a nice weekend in Salem, but the water from the front yard has its own ideas. I’m still considering us Go For Launch, but I really don’t need the stress. If I don’t get a pu pu platter in me within 72 hours it will be made an Everybody Problem.

There are few worse meals that I can think of than Boiled Dinner. Smoked shoulder: boiled. Carrots: boiled. Turnips: boiled. The lack of flavor, the null-taste, is like when the director hides the monster in a horror movie: your brain starts filling in the blanks with the worst things imaginable.

Record store daYEE

Do…do I want to see the new Street Fighter movie—?!* *on streaming; I’m not traveling to a theater for it

All In. youtu.be/n-NDYWPXpKg?...

Fantasy Edition, watch me bang thìs drum again! -Hexapod dragons are nonsense, and tetrapods dragons are no more wyverns than dire wolves are Pomeranians -Centaurs are a bad design -“A Wizard Did It” is garbage worldbuilding -If you draw orc tusks without though for the lips, practice more 1/?

Oof—DMing absolutely shreds my voice. WORTH IT

I’m going to tape a needle to thìs thing in case I get the insomnia. They don’t have anything pokey.

As a result of The Easter Sunday Couch Build, I was schvitzing like a me in church, so I took a shower. Thìs was circa 9pm. I decided to try an experiment—I skipped thìs morning’s ablutions. A lot of people prefer yhey. I hate it. Hate it hate it hate it. As soon as I clock out I’m SCRUBBING

We got a Lovesac (not sex furniture) couch. Pros: comfy, modular, configurable. Cons: took Five Hours to set up. My grip strength is fucked.

I sprayed my Godzilla and Kong with primer, I’ll get painting once that’s cured. I think I fucked up Kong’s face; hopefully I can fix it in paint. I was going to do a Quetzalcoatlus-based Rodan next, but the idea of a devil based on Barbatos bum rushed the line. We’re Getting Spooky.