Anyone want to go get breakfast at Sears?

All I want is a smoothie to help soothe my sore throat. There is 1 smoothie place in my area and they aren’t on any delivery apps. Why does god give his toughest battles to his sickest soldiers?

Day 5 of the flu and I was ready to die but then I remembered I have to outlive the orange guy

I had a Teams call with someone named Ilya today. Yes, we talked about it.

Tom Morello live in Minneapolis

Dammit. Take me instead

I’ve been telling people I’m 5’11” my entire adult life. It’s on my drivers license as 5’11”. I got measured without shoes at the doctors office last week and I’m actually 6’ exactly! I am so proud of myself.

This is the most disgustingly awful take I’ve seen on what happened. I need this guy to get mauled by a grizzly.

i do genuinely think we need to jail every single person currently working for ICE

I think we had an earthquake? My chair just started rocking lmaooooo

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17 million, but who’s counting?

Last night I finished up my image of the Lobster Claw Nebula! Located 11,000 light-years away in the constellation Cassiopeia, the Lobster Claw is a massive H-II emission nebula spanning roughly 100 light-years across.

Presenting my latest Astro photo- Jellyfish Nebula! I spent nearly 2 months collecting the data for this one. What you’re seeing is the glowing aftermath of a massive star that exploded thousands of years ago, sending shockwaves rippling through space.

Presenting my latest Astro photo- Jellyfish Nebula! I spent nearly 2 months collecting the data for this one. What you’re seeing is the glowing aftermath of a massive star that exploded thousands of years ago, sending shockwaves rippling through space.

Last night I finished up my image of the Lobster Claw Nebula! Located 11,000 light-years away in the constellation Cassiopeia, the Lobster Claw is a massive H-II emission nebula spanning roughly 100 light-years across.

Thinking about a new Alabama alt - pure houndstooth.

The Big 12 sucks.

Just a PSA. Don’t take anything too serious from chatgpt.

Scalley will never lose a game!

What if Morgan Scalley was the brain behind whitts coaching the whole time

Imagine being a famous rich coach and you make a brisket so dry that some random guy in Utah remembers it years later.

Matt Rhule is a dork! Jk, I don’t really know anything about him. Other than he eats a lot of corn which is honestly fine. And I’m sure he barbecues better than Lincoln Riley. Remember his brisket? He nearly broke the internet!

I do NOT want to lose the SRS Distribution Las Vegas Bowl to a team named after corn husks. I simply will not be ok with this.

Just made this for dinner!

Newcastle hold a lead challenge

Keith Van Horn as Utah’s TE coach???? Weeeeeird

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

To the tune of any song you want: a big flock of birds flew over my house and pooped all over my driveway and door and windows and car

Lunch time waddup

Happy birthday to a massive highland cow!

✨ Meet M33 — the Triangulum Galaxy ✨ • ~2.7 million light-years away • A nearly face-on spiral, making its structure insanely detailed • One of the closest galaxies outside the Milky Way • Home to NGC 604, a massive star-forming region bigger than the Orion Nebula

Looks like I’m retiring from astrophotography

I got the 60”x40” hung on the all and 😍😍😍😍😍 #astrophotography #deepspace #elephanttrunknebula #merryrizzmass

And the winner is…… Brady Walker from instagram! Brady has been notified that he’s got 24 hours to respond or it goes to a backup winner.

🚀 ELEPHANT TRUNK NEBULA GIVEAWAY 🚀 To celebrate the holiday season arriving, I’m giving away a free aluminum print of one of my favorite captures — the Elephant Trunk Nebula. HOW TO ENTER (FREE): 1️⃣ Follow me 2️⃣ Like this post 3️⃣ Comment your favorite nebula, galaxy, or deep-sky object 👇

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Elephant trunk nebula on canvas, 60x40! Breathtakingly clear and sharp.

When I was in high school, there was an after school party where they showed the movie Elf and because it’s not G rated the school required parental consent to attend and on my friends permission slip his mom wrote he could watch as long as he covers his eyes during the shower scene as a joke.

Utah will have a good time in the pop tarts bowl :(

The first two orders have already shipped! They are printing them fast. One was a 48x36, so even the big ones got done quickly. So no rush, but the sale goes all the way to Christmas time.

Hi team! I just started my Black Friday sale on my photo shop. Sometimes canvas and aluminum prints take a little longer to deliver, so starting early to make sure they’re on time for Christmas! Here are some samples of what’s on my site! www.etsy.com/shop/robotsh...

My newest image of the Elephant Trunk Nebula and the IC 1396 region is built from nearly 1000 individual deep-sky exposures totaling 81 hours of integration time. The long integration reveals the full structure of a collapsing molecular cloud inside a giant H II region about 2,400 light-years away.

Jr. Jazz should allow each team to pick one dad from the stands to play 5 minutes.

If anyone knows anyone within 50 miles of San Antonio that needs a job, pleeeease tell them to work for me haha

Byrd Ficklin just got annihilated at the goal line but still scored, it was awesome and also I don’t think he should ever do that again

It would be cool if the jazz ever had a player as good as Donovan Mitchell

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I don’t see Rudy, is he sick tonight or something

(final thought before i'm killed with a sword) lol nice sword, sword boy