to every single scalper botting pokemon cards: fuck you all.

hey so @gooseworx.bsky.social that brick was not loved or kissed at all and i think you need to be held at trial for that

i think my dating life is about to turn alien or multidimensional. human men and women arent doing it for me anymore.

im losing it. im genuinely going to explode soon and i know it. this isnt fair. i chose to be happy and the universe is punishing me for it.

i guess extraction shooters arent for me when its forced PvPvE and i can't get a single fucking task done because people jump into games for looting not tasking. it sucks being passive in a world of assholes.

i cannot stand it when people are fucking WEIRD about how other people play, view or consume gaming. just let people PLAY HOW THEY WANNA PLAY. GOD.

they're not going TO the moon they're going around it robert....im going to delete the moon

new birthday tv got me feelin' like a bad bitch (thank u bestieeee 💕)

them: "i have 80+ hours in this game, you only got 20~ hours in. maybe you should listen to me? im only trying to help you and you seem to be struggling to get basic tasks done and you should be doing ____ instead." me: let. me. play. the. game.

i dont understand people that needs to have a say in how someone plays a game. backseat gaming and server hovering is a toxic behavior and I'm so over it.

is my b-day today 🥺

hey @gooseworx.bsky.social remember to kiss the brick before you throw it on june 19th

guess who just got fireeeed lmao

annnnnnnd twitters broken.

i don’t want to go into the new year on bad terms with anyone. if i hate you please die by january 1st

yeah i got a big forehead, just means i get more kisses from bitches unlike your maidenless ass

i think im stuck in a constant state of "is what you have now better than what you had before" in terms of my transition and while yes, it is better than before, im still insanely envious over those who not only "pass" but are intrinsically beautiful. ethereal, even.

Love it when bookshops or libraries arrange their books appropriately...

if you're afraid of needles, thats ok i gotchu

this goes for the french too

endlessly tired of the arcane fandom sexualizing Jinx when her canon age quite literally has the word "teen" in it continue to moan and cry over what happened to Vi as a child in stillwater but continue to talk about Jinx like shes an adult y'all are so weird

im sad enough today to post this xD

okay gals gays and theys whats the move

todays been hell. ugh.

need to test something cis

bro what happened to just being a girl why do i gotta do all this extra shit

its gonna be hard to get back 13k followers isnt it

i like finding old mutuals from twitter but i also like getting new oomfies here its kinda like a New Game+ it’s cute

need to do this with the corvette soon

you know what would be cool? transgender cars

you know what this place really needs? stake ads. i haven’t gambled in days.. :/

"Bluesky is an echochamber" have you considered some people are unworthy of attention? Some ideas unworthy of consideration?

this is literally me at all fucking times oh my god

henlo 💜

i miss old twitter shitpost twitter misinformation twitter nazi free twitter communist twitter

something is fishy today

Shark friend 🦈💙

they finally let me in here & now i'm about to make it everyone's problem