The #MetGala is yet another reminder that there’s no such thing as an ethical billionaire.

As we head into Teacher Appreciation Week, I think teachers would appreciate higher wages so they only need to work one job, funding from governments so they don’t need to buy their own classroom supplies, and reasonable gun control so their jobs aren’t life-threatening. But that’s just me.

Portland’s public education is facing budgetary crises and closing multiple schools. But don’t worry, we’ll get to pay for renovations for a fucking basketball arena on behalf of a fucking billionaire.

I remember last time his numbers weren’t looking great, a packet of ketchup on the ear got his approval rating up a bit. Not saying that’s what happened again, but I declare it sus.

Doing the good work and introducing the child to this folk hero.

BEEEEEEEEEEEEES??! 🐝 IYKYK, amiright @lightfut.bsky.social?

Here we go again! #BackyardBirding #BlackCappedChickadee #NestingSeason @birdfybynetvue.bsky.social

Some thoughts about the President of the United States speaking about ending a civilization. The president speaks genocide. Anyone who has been involved in that conversation or associated actions would be complicit. And so we too must speak. Not only about crimes, but about their legal punishment.

Mother forking shirt balls!

Me every single day right now.

The biggest story in the world right now is that the president of the United States is a demented old man who takes pleasure in torturing and killing people and is committing crimes with impunity. And yet most legacy media outlets are too cowardly to tell it like it is.

Look, I’m super glad to see folks calling for the 25th Amendment. But could we maybe consider Article 2, Section 4 and kick them all out? Like, get a mulligan and try this shit over again?

Had a really hard time getting out of bed this morning. But the thought that finally motivated me to get up was: “But today might be the day, maybe it already happened, I should check the headlines.” #OneDay

This game, amiright #GoAvsGo

Here we go again. #GoAvsGo

Now do it nationally. #TaxTheRich

As someone who lived in #Denver for a decade, I am completely obsessed with the #Bluecifer Easter egg in the season finale of #ParadiseOnHulu. Bra-fucking-vo. 👏👏👏

I’m Lehkonen that. #GoAvsGo

This game is quite good. #GoAvsGo

Nature finds a way 💚 #PNW #NativePlants #ClarkiaAmoena #RealGardensPlantNatives

March 28 in the PNW: got my first sunburn.

We literally just did this. #GoAvsGo

💚 Burnside Bridge Portland, Oregon

Tonight, my son sat next to me on the couch, covered us up with a blanket, and asked for snuggles. We sat, his head on my shoulder, watching TV together, and in that moment all I could think of was all the mothers who pulled their dead child out of bombed rubble. I have no words. Just heartache.

Hey Sweden, shit’s getting real over here. Can you please open up your citizenship by descent stuff so I can GTFO of here? I got a great-grandparent and receipts. I promise we’ll fit in perfectly. Here’s my adorable dog, if that helps 🙏🏻

That’s half my DNA right there.

And it brings a whole new level of anxiety to it all.

For Black History Month, our kiddo has to do a research project on a black artist, musician, or influential human. He chose Prince!! Can’t wait to rock out to some revolutionary music over the next few weeks. #ProudMinnesotanMom #TheRevolutionStartsInMN

Last June I shared this quote on social media, and an acquaintance of mine commented that “these things aren’t the same” and that I was perpetuating a false narrative. Fast forward six months, seeing Liam and Renee and Alex and Diana… anyway, I’ve been thinking about her comment a lot lately.

Starting a rewatch of Andor with our 12-year-old… for no particular reason whatsoever. #IHaveFriendsEverywhere #WhatAReckoningSoundsLike

My child is the greatest 11-year-old.

Feels timely that I just watched Avatar for the first time with my kid last night. Makes explaining this whole “bombing a place and killing its people so we can steal their natural resources” thing easier to explain to him.

Starting out the new year by getting sick. Already tired of your shit, 2026. Get it together.

Last night we watched the Newsies musical with our 11-year-old and had a riveting conversation about capitalism, the importance of unions, and the concept of work strikes. So, you know, proper lefty parenting.

It’s a very specific type of holiday hell when you plug in your tree and none of the lights come on 😑

Never again is happening right now. We must demand answers about these disappearances. resist.bot/petitions/PU...

So does anyone know what time the rapture is supposed to happen? I want to make sure I don’t miss it 🤷‍♀️

So, as someone who never took Tylenol while pregnant with my neurodivergent kiddo… do I need to do some sort of deep investigation to find out who gave me Tylenol without my consent? 🤔

1.) gun violence is horrible in this country and something should have been done about it decades ago 2.) i cannot feel bad for a man who spreads hate and then becomes subject to the kind of hate he spreads 3.) trans rights, forever

Celebrating 17 years of marriage with @burgundyblue.bsky.social today. Thanks for making even the most mundane, boring tasks in life enjoyable, hun ❤️ Everything may suck, but at least we’ll be laughing as everything burns down around us.

Hubs: “Is it supposed to rain tonight?” Me: “No, but it’s muggy AF out there.” Hubs: “Well it smells like rain!” Spoken like a true midwesterner.

So we didn’t win the Powerball AND he didn’t die? Man this day is stupid.

Well, I didn’t win the Powerball last night, so here’s hoping for some other good news today 🤞

Perhaps it is finally someday…?? COULD IT FINALLY BE THE DAY?!?

Given the speculation floating around about 🍊☠️ I’ve got this song playing on repeat in my brain.