Genuinely cannot wait to stop getting ready for bed at 8:30pm

Pitch: What if... no more medical emergencies in my house for at least, say, 4 weeks

CATHERINE O'HARA 😭

sus.

You don't understand the scope I am describing when I say my friend in Beijing sent me a huge care package full of snacks

New personal work dropping soon

Cut my hair off at the beginning of this year and now every time I take a super quick and easy everything shower I'm like y'all been living like this the whole time???

What do you call it when the exact way someone says something tickles your synapses real good? Examples Vermouth and a flan?! Big Alumaluma The way my friend from Beijing says Beijing

really attracted to things there's no digital substitute for lately. like perfume

dog so smart i have to come up with phrasing like “i have to provide nourishment to my canine” or “escort him on a promenade” so he doesn’t get excited too early

Wanted to shave a bit off my 2 page pitch so I started a brand new document to add some notes now it's 13 pages

underrated blessing to have friends on many continents so that no matter what time it is for you, it's a convenient time for a phone call in *someone*'s time zone

When you try to save money but then your algorithm serves you NEON COWBOY BOOTS

we used to ask each other for recommendations, now we just ask the robot we used to ask each other to critique important texts before we sent them, now we just ask the robot they used to pay us to make art, now they just ask the robot.

Even with everything on fire, I believe that filmmaking can be a sustainable practice we don't have to sacrifice our health for. What if getting enough sleep and feeling safe & respected on set makes us do better work? I think it does. If you'd like to support that: www.patreon.com/c/cakeintheb...

Can I bring my dog?

wanna have a house with a yard so i can put this house in the yard (and have reason to call alumaluma) www.tiktok.com/@etong_winte...

befriended some more crows

I feel like that guy with the candles whose (joke) family is dying every time I see the Adobe subscription in my budget

More than 200,000 Danish citizens have signed a petition to buy California as a response to Trump’s attempt to take Greenland. They say they will provide Californians with “rule of law, universal health care, fact-based politics, and a lifetime supply of Danish pastries.”

stayed mostly offline all day panic-cleaning the apartment post glass incident and accidentally figured out a career conundrum. my note to self even ended with "voilá", that's how obvious

instead of ai. try freewriting and/or journaling. i am so serious

my mom tried to dissuade me from a stay saying "but there's no internet" girl i can be packed in 20 minutes let's GO

rare good news, due to an abundance of berries the large flightless parrots native to new zealand called the kākāpo are fatter and hornier than ever and are primed to escape extinction by making sweet sweet chubby avian love

come over i need to watch eleventy ocean movies for work

Politischer Diskurs über Gesundheit will lieber Menschen, die Medikamente und ärztliche Versorgung brauchen, mehr Kosten zumuten, als gesünderes Leben für alle fördern. Über z.B. mehr Prävention, mehr Zeit und Möglichkeiten für Bewegung, bessere Arbeitsbedingungen. Es ist so faul.

Boat stuck on the border of Berlin. Best day of my life

Im Sommer Corona Feeling im Homeoffice weil's zu heiß ist, um rauszugehen und im Winter Corona Feeling im Homeoffice wegen wochenlanger Glätte, ist das jetzt unser Leben oder machen wir nochmal was gegen den Klimawandel

Wrote about how it keeps being scary after you initially face your fears, and how you must move forward under duress, because you will usually be under some type of duress www.patreon.com/posts/she-to...

Quit coffee like two years ago and now my caffeine tolerance is “had a cup of green tea at 11am and now can’t sleep” 🤡

new favorite episode of alumelumu www.tiktok.com/@etong_winte...

jel smiju u bosni cuke u kafice i restorane? kad sam bila na moru u hrvatskoj nije bio problem ali davno nisam bila u bosni (preko 15 godina) pa neznam kako je za princa 🐕 a razmazila nas njemacka gdje smije bas svugdje

Are we talking enough about Ivy J's new slippers?

what if i buy a little plot of land. and i put on it a little house. made of. alumelumuh

Can I get some TV recs that are FUN? Pro Bono (Korean) and Resident Alien were FUN and also masterpieces. Killing Eve too except I'm not into gore and violence. Even the muchly hated Emily In Paris is fun. I need some fun guys

@andreslucero.com omg! thank you! i only just now saw it cause i had that inbox offline during my break 🥰🙏✨

Hello boss! 😀 I'm big... alumaluma! 🤩

Flavoured coffee can be delightful

Roses are red, Sunlight is bright

physically feeling 10.000kg melt off my shoulders when finally after six months we found out what's wrong with the doggie and it's nothing bad

I need to talk to somebody about big alumaluma

4. Januar, Hund kauert in der Ecke, weil vor der Tür immer noch heftige Böller hochgehen 🤡

@nakxar.bsky.social trci vamo viewing party

I don’t want to go back to my life of Touch The Computer

Guys did you know about talking to strangers? I‘ve met so many nice people in the last 24 hours 😭

Felt bad about not driving 17 hours over the holidays to see family right up until I had to drive 40 minutes today and thought I was going to perish

Yugo gang let's swap apartments for a month or so next year. Sarajevo or anywhere coastal in Croatia, I'm on the outskirts of Berlin 🫶

Strategically de-prioritised my Korean learning journey over this insane past half year and now I am definitely a little 😬 about the fact that I have eight hundred and forty for cards to review to catch up 🫠

@andreslucero.com i am ready tho