I DID IT!!!! 1:38!!!!

florida if he saw one of the three wise men: he had that apple bottom robe, gift with the myrr, he had the whole barn looking at sir

taking off my jacket and hat during winter times really makes me feel like this

bang

I show them i'm jolly, but honestly, nothing's roger. life's hard to keep at bay

came out to my mom today

[WR] Inside the Ancient Pyramid 12"12 11"76 IGT

you post this once a year

Weegee, with the love of his life in his hospital, sees his beautiful boy be born into this world. After holding him for 5 seconds he gives the baby back to his wife and softly speaks into his wifes ear: "im bored" and walks out of the room.

The Onion in the Mushroom Kingdom: Republican Constructs An Accurate Simulation Of Trickle Down Economics By Collecting Coins Through Bowser's Flame Spitting Until He Accumulates 100 Coins, Finds Out It Does Not Spawn A Star "Was it all a lie?" - Markinator in Shock

whenever i see the word cishet i read it as keeshay

JAILED AND SENT TO A MENS PRISON FOR BEING TRANS. STOP LETTING THIS NEWS SLIDE UNDER THE BUS. WHY DO ONLY TRANS PEOPLE CARE ABOUT TRANS PROBLEMS. I SEE 1 IN 10K CIS PEOPLE SPEAK UP OR TAKE ACTION ITA SP FUCKING PATHETIC

hes so cool

WHAT IF WILKO WAS BETRAYED AND TRAPPED BY DWHATEVER IN RAINBOW RIDE FOR 4 QUINTILLION YEARS? (WHAT-IF SCENARIO)

I took a picture of myself everyday for 2 days (Age 29 - 30)

im lowkey the goat of sm64

CRAZY NEW TOAD TECH LIVE ON STREAM NEVER BEEN DONE

I do not do STREAKS, I do not WARM UP, I do not KEEP TRACK OF MY XCAMS. I start my console and do RUNS and if I dont get a 26 fire sea after an hour I END MY STREAM AND WATCH YOUTUBE

TOP 4 IN 16 STAR 14:49 14:41 14:36 14:35 The World's Finest 🔥

@raisn.bsky.social is calling

guy who's morally bankrupt: so you're saying i shouldn't have stolen this copy of Kant's Groundwork of the Metaphysics of Morals?

Heartbroken Zeus: Over The Lands I rule with this Sceptre, everyone loves me.... 'cept her....

BE LOUD AND PROUD ABOUT YOUR TRANS PEEPS! Many of the most wonderful, gracious, kindest people in my life are my trans friends. Trans folks deserve our support and protection. Let these bigots know there's more of us than there are of them.

Trans rights are human rights and I would literally die on this hill.

a toofpick changes everything

lets be clear here trans rights are human rights trans women are women saw some transphobia in speedrunning again, and that shit doesn't belong here or anywhere else. grow up and start respecting people.

straigt up one marvle

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

switched to phob hori like two days ago and somehow i just pulled this out of my ass? first half decent finished run

me before my first bite of broccoli:

my dad was always saying this

so awesome they let animals be board members at the animal shelter

They finally invented a guy who can get 14:4x THE PLAN: GRIND FOR SUB 14:45. THEN SHORT BREAK TO GRIND SMB1/CELESTE/YOSHIS STORY + MORE (STAY TUNED) TY 4 THE SUPPORT <3 and now this is part where we go somewhere better 14:52 -> 14:49 OFFICIAL RETIME 14:49.850 #GTMWINNING

european eminem be like 12.8 kilometer

low motivation for mario once more... .whats even freaking new... time for a Le break (atleast for a tiny bit)

Damn so that's what it looks like from the outside

speedrunner who got on an earlier bus: damn i just saved a framerule

runners saying shit like "My Values are completely off" yeah no shit man, i saw you post Salt Cless XCams yesterday, any sort of values you held dear in your life are sold. Seek Jesus

I just realized that this is "would you love me if I was a worm?" mentality

"divorce" heh heh heh

Dan Reynolds after consuming too much fiber: I am constipateeeeeed Oh the misery idk i havent gotten further with this maybe i should stop trying,

Star Platinum, twist this guy's balls

If you see me out in Quahog, say hi

watching weegee gives me movement dysphoria

What's up guys? Jeff Cavaliere, AthleanX dot com, today i will be showing you why your bowser regrabs are killing your pace. Jessie, come over here for a second and do that lj regrab you usually do-