Smol or far away?

I'm being distracted by all sorts of shit. But this. This film is so important for anyone of any age going through the grieving process. I lost a personal prophet when I was a child. The grief still aches daily.

Where's that international legal bint that lives with a gorgeous petrol head and some male kidz on the sarf coast somewhere. ? I know her muvver now. Do I sound threatening enough to get her full attention yet?

Wishing eternal plates of badly cooked kardooms for any fecker who mentions food while I am hungover.

And now Titular bells us playin #onmyradio i cant fluxkin cope. #hungoverbychoice

There is an Easter European or African style non war goin orf in my ead this morn! FIsh lil drummer grill and future husband wif Wld understand that.. stick a jumper in the fish drum and put a plug in th horn section until im subroar. Yasu Nafti till l8r. Your ever-loving cousin J. JUST J.

Am working off a shattered phone here. Just know I am here 4u. C. Bubs and all the fecked up Ii.7

Simple words and a road map to my own personal herstory is all I need to have survived this flakin' long. Pls knw I don't need any 5elp. I provide my own protection via WELL means or fowl. I can sort. I Can punch like a boxer if needed& have bn taught jiu-jitsu by the best of the best. So FORFNfevr

Sorry to visually disabled peeps who need subtitles but this version is quite clean and clear. CHUMBAWAMBA | Tubthumping. youtube.com/watch?v=IJ6i...

A playlist for... well they'll know who it's for. Tammy Wynette | 16 Biggest Hits. music.youtube.com/watch?v=ZI75...

I've made an elder woman cry tonight. Not proud but words needed to be said.

Lol this.

28 seconds of nazi-ism was enough for #metoo.

Trying to remember Russian potato and borscht recipes from 45 years ago not easy. Can googled stuff now tho. :)

Nanight says Banksy..

Fucking amateur. It's... but definitely a frenemy across a large body of water..

Someone is messing with my food orders. And phone signal. I have just screamed at the cats and told them to fuck off at the top of my voice. Not normal for Norfolk as they say.

This thread and something about those Corgi Films at Christmastime. Hmm. *ponders*

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What an experience for all of us.

Only three experts? #FAKENEWS

Will be doing this when energy for a shower is next found. And when I find a pair of troozers, obvs.

Thinking of Lisa Egan now. Miss her so much. Wish I'd found the email 4 Jo Brands Production Co 4 her. She was so flirty & funny. I'm sure she would have made an amazing writer &actor. Always there in the early hours, to have a laugh or a cry with on t' socials. Sobbing again, but healthy tears.

I have music on. Am in a bit of a mood so it's loud. The cats seem unfazed by the fireworks but are sticking close. Maybe something to do with the takeaway bag and me being a bad cat parent. After 9 pm and I fed my own face before filling bowls.

Remembering wide and warm African skies from childhood. Different languages, cooking pots like cauldrons, and the taste of a Gatsby sandwich. Gagging for a Gatsby rn. Not sure about the childhood memories of Africa though.

Aw. So many amazing people have died recently. I had forgotten.to.look out for funeral notices and memorial services. #RIPJaneGoodall

Some eejit #onmyradio is talking about reggae pioneers as if he knew them. Meanwhile, Ziggy Marley has written a book for children called PJammin and is on tour with Burning Spear. Or uncle Spear Chucker as he was known in the 70's. Racist then and now but we were a blended family.

Dedicated to *That* Mad bint of a police officer who detained and entertained me recently. Going clubbing soon. HT to PC Sophie and colleague PC Talula.

Soz. Getting a bit grumpy. My current bank is so secure I cant even do a food order without 50 types of id, passwords and PiN numbers. Why I ask, fecking WHY?!

Keep getting spam on youtube about those tiny tit's in fur hats that stand outside that tacky palace in London. How do I stop this shit?

That bitch"Penny" and my auntie Mo are back in my life. Both are trouble, and both have a limited life span. I can wait.

So wish I could donate but my current bank won't let me. Please if you can help donate, if not please rt so someone else can. Thanks. J.

Please be aware i will never marry again. Unofficially or otherwise. But I am abt to shag a soldya boy stupid as soon as able.

Oh fuck, what's Mahmood gone and done now? Is she wearing jackboots yet?

It's real, and it's mind-blowing. A complete lack of awareness and a national embarrassment.

I have a missing kitten. The last of a herd that I was thinking of keeping. Also, friends and family are telling me to get up and out to get some fresh air. Wish they'd told me that 3 days ago when my health was actually in trouble. Meh.

There's summat about Blue Note Records that should be in the hands of a young lad called @gillespeterson.bsky.social via a Cousin thats caused more than a little shuz in my life. Nr that 'otel in Epping. In an established art district in Monaco, Madrid or Mandalay. Wherever. They'll be there too.

Also orf to see a slightly mad major -general and that Gal in my phone shop to chat. S. A'merkin history Never been there but heard a news thing about that orange wanker in a white house feckin w the Suez. Not on my watch.

For hueybabes. TY & love. youtu.be/51B55OQysj8?...

That sexy yank is #onmyradio but playing my dj tracks not his own. What g'wan? Love to all friends at Auntie. xxooxx

Feeling drunk and disorderly this morning. Who knows what'll happen going forward? *collapses & snores* Not even 10 am yet. But Clair Ronacres is on the news...

Well if Banksy says buy it, just admire the crafty skills and pay up. Or rt and attempt to make your own. Whatever.

Have fallen in lust with a drummer who likes a rim-shot. Worried.

Just realised I've been drinking some very noice gin and not water this early mornin. Erm things to do. Famous frendz called Lloyd to find a big reunion. And an errant bro, who's gone slightly nuts recently. Erm. OK.

Talking of cusn, I had a feckin Fraser in my house recently. Short, black haired decker, broke a v. Expensive phone. Must be related. Mother my cousin is a total slag, kids many, was it Charlie or the one named after Michael Jackson's pet rat? Total Jonah whatever. Still cute tho.

Nope not going anywhere. The mountains will have to come to Mohammed. Cusn. J.x

Women are mad and men are eccentric. There's a song by some woman out there somewhere. Been busy avoiding men in white coats and child-catchers. Off to check on a lost brother who's off his meds. Ttfn. Joy. P.s. random music to follow. Just. J. xxx

It would seem I have been suffering from disordered thoughts. Any ideas? The mh vultures are circling.

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Army intelligence. Like American intelligence, a contradiction in terms.