As well as being electro tunesmiths we are also qualified tree surgeons and lumberjacks so we are doubly excited to play Woodlands stage at this years @kendalcalling.bsky.social 👊

@marcrileydj.bsky.social @markradcliffe.bsky.social one persistent cultural gift you gave the nation was your deliberate mangling of band name pronunciations e.g. Sterryoffonics, Kylie Minnogyouay etc. But I’ve spun it out even further, correcting people who say ‘M&S’ with ‘You mean MAmpersandS?’

Where @markradcliffe.bsky.social & Miself do what Elvis could not. On Tour! Special Guest Appearances by our old friends KYLIE! PAUL McCARTNEY (Sir)! CRAIG & DAVID! BRIDEY (from the canteen) FAT HARRY WHITE and DAVID BOWIE! ALSO...Lards Classic Cuts & BEAT THE CLOCK! “A TRIUMPH”!

TAYLOR. TAYLOR TAYLOR TAYLOR. What are you like!? Get on to markandlard.com like EVERYONE ELSE! Your name means NOTHING here! NOTHING! @markradcliffe.bsky.social @thejase.bsky.social

Calling all hipsters - David Boardman and I looking forward to bringing our concert spectacular (2 guitars, 2 vocals) in Bury at The Met on Friday April 11th if you fancy bobbing along… @burymet.bsky.social

Here we are in bear form care of Knitted in Knutsford! How good!! @markradcliffe.bsky.social @weareune.bsky.social

don’t be half arsed - get to the @HalfmoonPutney on Thursday for the Radcliffe and Boardman gig and why not have a half rice half chips curry beforehand? Our glass is always half full but be nice if the venue was a bit more than that!

Thanks for the follows!!

A bloomin good night with our pals Sea Power at The Craurford Arms downtown Milton Keynes! A couple of months ago!! @weareune.bsky.social @thepaullangley.bsky.social

See you in the fields eh!👇

And why not 👇

I’m on here now!