Americans on the left AND right have a spiritual psychosis problem because why are people on TikTok claiming they could feel a “dark celebrity energy” in Hollywood 😭 celebs don’t even live there it’s just a bunch of broke 20-30 year olds and rich business and law families in the hills

“maybe you could afford rent if you weren’t wasting all your money on eggs and groceries!!”

how long do y’all think it’ll take before conservatives start talking about eggs like they used to talk about avocado toast

I get so sad when I hear about another trans girl entertaining DL trade because so many of us have lost our lives behind a man

got the biggest whiplash pulling out those pre-transition pics from like a decade ago omg it feels like looking at a stranger lmao

Does anyone think global warming is a good thing? I love Lady Gaga. I think she's a really interesting artist.

the app is solely designed to stoke hatred, distrust and violence against minorities and its sole purpose is basically to be a pipeline to turn normal, well-adjusted people into alt-right transvestigators

something LGBT just happened to me

my entire city is on fire and he’s using it to make thirst traps 😭😭 lorddd send the flood

i hate straight people Instagram so much like what do you mean you’re an LA bathroom code influencer

Sabrina Carpenter puts crack in her music

bloop

you can tell when you get to a rich part of LA cuz everyone on the sidewalks goes from being 5’1” to being 6’

even funnier because people are racist to elves I’m pretty much every fantasy world ever written. specifically for being beautiful and immortal.

I’m happy that gay rights have progressed so far that gay people can Latino post and make cringy meme pages

the signs being held outside this man’s trial are going to resonate through history

did you know that BetterHelp offers a discount for first-time users? I can even pay for your first month if you’d like.

why didn’t his fine ass flee the country

Rosé album kinda giving Taylor Swift on some songs but I like it

I’ll house this fugitive between my thighs, deep in my Barbie pocket and maybe even my brown mile

why did i let this girl convince me to chop my hair i look like a little kpop boy omg .. literally getting extensions next week cuz i can’t do this 😭😭

They’re having a jaw off!!!!

need to start thirst trapping on Snapchat so a random man can buy me a house of CB corset

how it must feel for a girl in a slayyyter pit

oh!

monday madness has commenced

hi everyone i’m currently crowdsourcing to help with paying for an absurdly high bill 🫡 please retweet and spread this post around so that i can get as many eyes as possible on my posts 🙏🏽

being a straight girl on this feels like being the only woman in a circuit party

just saw “Victoria Monet followed you” and checked and it was a fan page… girl fuck you!

me when i was born

your local congregation. go pray, son. 🙏

he’s teaching me how to skate

why are people shocked that a significant number of social media users don’t want to be blasted with politics and bigotry 24/7

high as a chile

if i didn’t have a job i would be crashing out on this app every day just for fun

the nigga from Happy Feet after being released back into the wild:

I’ll acknowledge that as soon as people realize saying “let’s wake it up” is ableist to people suffering from narcolepsy or death!

I’m literally never nice to men on the street anymore cuz one time a man asked me what time it was and used it as an opportunity to tell me he wanted to take me back to his place and pay me to shove meth shards up his ass

oomf just be filling my skyline with hairy muscle man titties .. home page looking like i opened Grindr in WeHo

the “big accounts are narcissists” crowd is mad that Lizzo and other celebrities don’t follow 70K random people back

all timer

why do so many of y’all see this app like a way to finally be popular and famous rather than it just being fun lmao… maybe people don’t want to dilute or ruin their skyline by following 10k random people 😭

google drive emailing me that i’m at 99% storage every week for the past 8 years

i think about this a lot

"at the end of the day, the day gone end" that's spectacular language

it disgusts me the national democratic party barely pushes back at this attempt from the right to wind back LGBTQ rights decades after claiming to be the party of LGBTQ rights

Going on Twitter now feels unmistakably like watching Uncut Gems.