Fuck you, @markwarner.bsky.social

Y'all don't make Donnie come out and scream at you again

Ain't gonna lie - I'm not a summer person, but I could use a nice float trip about now. Roanoke River -2025

It will never cease to amaze me how stuff like this doesn't get him removed from office immediately

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Pete Hegseth couldn't pass the security review to work at your local post office

@searchliaison.bsky.social - fuck your greedy asses

If the Venezuelan sailors were enemy combatants, then the 2nd strike is a war crime. If the Venezuelan sailors weren’t enemy combatants, then both strikes are criminal murder. It’s that simple.

I love how "buying a gun" + "going to Vegas to see an F1 race" + qty 1 lying eavesdropping cop = "conspiracy to hunt ICE and police agents"

THEY'RE HITTING THE GROUND LIKE BAGS OF WET CEMENT

Jurgen, please come back 😟

Red Bull gives you wings, but this here Franklin County corn liquor gives you four-wheel drive.

safe travels, Todd. We're all going to miss you.

“Parents who, after consulting with a doctor and a psychologist, allow their 15-year-old child to transition commit child abuse. The child is too young to consent!” --Megyn R. Kelly “Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!” --Also Megyn R. Kelly

If you can't stand in the street and express a contrary opinion without risking arrest and incarceration, you are not a free person.

When a far right pundit on a CNN panel with me ‘joked’ about my beeper going off live on air & then got banned by CNN, Megyn Kelly had him on her show & they both laughed about it. Yet here is Kelly getting super offended when someone else makes the beeper threat against her. Oh, the hypocrisy.

BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

Happy Zohran day to all who celebrate!

The only good fascist is a dead fascist

Trump is building a bunker under the White House. Zuckerberg just finished one in Hawaii. Multiple White House staffers are moving onto military bases. Time's a wasting.

Police departments cost US taxpayers $2.3 billion in abuse settlements in one year. That money would have funded SNAP for the same length of time with some change back. WE SPENT MORE BEATING INNOCENT PEOPLE THAN WE DID FEEDING THEM.

Get the hell out of Evanston.

Don't threaten me with a good time

“They were careless people...they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.” - The Great Gatsby

Arm up, y'all. If you can afford to, arm a friend. Find your local John Brown Gun Club or Socialist Rifle Association and take a gun safety/concealed carry course.

New rule: If a working person requires SNAP benefits to feed their family a healthy diet, their employer should be taxed to cover the costs of those benefits.

The DHS is following the playbook created by Stephen Miller - they obsufacate the truth, they create a fictional alternate reality, and then using that fiction as an excuse to do whatever they want to do.

The bottom line is that the GOP absolutely cannot be trusted to deal with any societal problem. They lead with cruelty and focus exclusively on how to package private greed as public service.

If SNAP benefits vanished tomorrow, feeding 42 million Americans for a month would cost about $7.8 billion.That’s less than 1% of the combined net worth of the three richest men in the U.S. A reminder of how obscene inequality has become and how easily hunger could be solved if we chose to.

What if the real Reichstag Fire was the cowardly congressmen we met along the way?

Inigo Montoya is definitely based

If you're refusing to help hungry people because you don't like who they voted for, then your motives are transparently egotistical and you aren't a safe person.

My closing pitch to voters? “I will only live in this awful place if I rule over it”

This video from Portland is a metaphor for what is going on in America. ICE trying so hard to get Americans to cross a line and if they don't, dragging them across the line and violently attacking.

MAGA is just one big bubble of bullshit

Chappelle Roan is Lady Gaga for people whose Lady Gaga is Madonna

I'm against any action that, at its core, makes it more difficult to be homeless.

they really conditioned us into thinking we should be grateful for scraps in this hellish country

The Constitution is not self-enforcing. The only thing holding our Republic together are our norms. And the only thing that enforces those norms is The People. No one is coming to save us. It's entirely up to us.

Corruption goes courtside.

you have to be a certain age but it’s uncanny

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Sounds good to me.

It's the same group that uses "Born in the USA" to sell cars and played "Lust for Life" to sell cruise ship vacations

Two things that will never grow old: 1. Jokes about Charlie Kirk 2. Charlie Kirk

Prager U, telling it like it is: Fighting against racism IS indeed fighting against America. The two are so intertwined that they are now one unified beast.

Goddam if Republicans aren't some weird-ass motherfuckers