They’re phasing out the Hawaiian Airlines hot pockets and I’m sad. I don’t like the new sandwich.

Spending time with people who really love made me feel so good.

Getting older is watching your friends die and discovering how shitty you can feel before you seek medical treatment, and these two things are definitely related

Just saw Space X launch. What a weird timeline

I am eating even more Mexican food.

I’m eating nothing but Mexican food and it’s fantastic!

I just got adopted into my deceased friends Mexican family 🥹

I want to coin a phrase, even though I really love my Sharpies and don't think Sharpies deserve to be associated with this, but it may be a useful phrase: "Sharpie Evidence" Is the "evidence" that the police "find" that points to a motive in a crime - written in Sharpie on whatever is convenient.

I’m… youtu.be/LKwW8PNZpOQ?...

Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

People are rude as hell on airplanes now. Luckily my seat mate isn’t, but she is sick. There are three sick people around me. I hate that flying basically means I’ll be sick no matter what I try to do.

Only masker on this commuter flight to HNL. Heading to San Diego 🤙

My pelvic floor chose violence.

They're about to shut down the government to protect the Epstein Files from disclosure. Whatever is in the files must be so unhinged as to be beyond imagination.

This time tomorrow I’ll be Jackin it in San Diego!

My shopper is a dude named Chad and he’s fantastic! Guy knows how to shop!

Time to sleep so my body is slightly less thrown off by early meds when I’m in the Pacific time zone. Hopefully it rains tonight!

Maui Officials Sound Emergency Sirens And Evacuate Residents As Wildfire Threatens North Shore Town www.civilbeat.org/2025/09/maui...

Tylenol induced rapture

Be safe Maui!

Can’t wait for that AI bubble to go boom

There are so many hot guys at this circle jerk

Democrats, the original quiet quitters

I can happily report James Dobson isn’t in heaven #rapture

What’s your Bluesky superlative? I was voted most likely to be told nothing is wrong with me at the ER.

Can confirm, Bluesky is the only social media that works in heaven

Some observations from walking around Manhattan: 1. Loose, flowy pants are in, across genders, and I am so here for it. They look good! Please don't bring back skinny pants. 2. Have seen a striking number of men with obvious cosmetic surgery - sharp chins, sunken cheeks. Creepy, do not like.

About to go rapture myself with my vibrator

Really happy everyone canceled before I spent money on a tattoo. I’m too old for that kind of dumb decision making 🌈

Pelvic floor disfunction sucks. Getting old sucks.

Well, a client of mine just died and another cancelled Thanksgiving. Not looking good at all.

I trust Tylenol more than the US government

A pop up box on Tylenol dot com

Panadol/Acetaminophen Use During Pregnancy does not increase Children’s Risk of Autism, ADHD, and Intellectual Disability url:https://jamanetwork.com/journals/jama/fullarticle/2817406?utm_source=bluesky&utm_campaign=content-shareicons&utm_content=article_engagement&utm_medium=social&utm_term=092325

Like actually. Trickle down would be incredibly helpful yall.

A lot of women are hitting perimenopause in their mid to late 30’s. I don’t feel so bad about my age now.

I was in San Francisco during the last rapture. And the amount of full outfits people left around was hilarious

lol, he’s saying Tylenol because he can’t say acetaminophen 😂🤣😂

he asked for the Girlfriend Experience so I had a panic attack and made him drive me to the ER and wait with me for 6 hours for them to tell me I'm fine

No Rapture Tomorrow.

I like men who like women. My problem is with men who don’t like women, but just want to have sex with them.

Hey folks, my friend needs help! If you can give a few bucks it would help her a ton!

Chief of War!

This elderly girl gave me a scare today. But it’s just the awful meds she’s on. So we’re having a chill evening while I make sure she can get outside to pee safely. Dogs shouldn’t be on gabapentin, they can’t complain about the side effects. She is a sweetheart

I see Paris I see France I have got the Rapture right here for you (it's in my pants)

All chaps are by default assless

Elderly bulldogs are especially difficult to dog sit because you have to asses their health on a whole different level. Is that breathing normal? Maybe!

The only thing more daunting than dating right now is applying for jobs. The expectation is ten applications a day now?