Your friendly neighborhood queer biker

Celebrate this holiday season with a Hazmat Army! Feat. @scubaccs.bsky.social, @hazzy1.bsky.social, Emmix Nova, @b0bababe.bsky.social, @acelapuplegend.bsky.social, and @superrubber64.bsky.social!

This Weighted Companion Drone will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it. 📷: @acelapuplegend.bsky.social 🟡: @scubaccs.bsky.social

Wanna go for a ride? 😛 🚇

My new favorite way to get off. If only I had a buddy to stomp on my crotch and someone else to hold me in place.

So, I was a tad horny…

It’s not Darklands unless you take obligatory crane photos!

Just a gentle reminder that Valentine’s Day is an overrated holiday that ridicules single folks and offers an excuse for corporations to sell more stupid shit.

Some people go to therapy. I just ride a train and everything is better.

Come join me 😈

Tactical dog at your service

Upcoming plans for this year, so catch me if you can! Darklands (Feb 25-Mar 2) IPTC (April 3-7) GBUS (Sept 18-22) MIR (Oct 16-20)

*grabs*

Wanna go for a walk? Play a little fetch?

I have a strong need to just hump MX boots, preferably while someone is still wearing them.

I am a gear head, through and through.

Uh oh. Biker Doggy made a mess… 💦

I love all my sweet puppies

I swear, I am always running into this sexy muscle wolf at nearly any kink convention 😂😂 @ravage.bsky.social

So, who is ready for MAL this weekend?

I don’t feel like going out tonight, so I’m just gonna lounge in my kennel for the night.

What’s the difference between a tire and 366 condoms? One is a good year, and the other is a great year. 😆 Happy new year! 🎊🎆🎈

I don’t follow ‘normal-people’ holidays anymore. My holidays are now based off of major international kink events.

Putting on gear is what I live for as a kinky dog 🐾

Beginning January 2025 I am taking my life back underground. What does this mean? First of all I'll be avoiding contact with the majority of society and putting up a zero-trust firewall with anyone that is not in the kink community, my colleagues, or my family/relatives. I'm also going to be staying

I captured this dog, put him in one of my hoods, and did some training on him to make him my good boy. A good scene involving tactical gear never fails to turn me on 😈😈

You vs. the guy she told you not to worry about 😉

Gentle reminder that if you’ve used a lavatory on a train or plane, you’ve just used a gender-neutral bathroom! And I’m willing to bet that nothing happened. You’re welcome

Who knew motocross boots would make me so horny? 🤩🤩

Some pups are in packs, though mine is quite peculiar. This is Poseidon, a fifth-generation Honda CR-V who is also my beta for four years, 57k miles, and counting. I take care of him, and he gets me to where I gotta go and protects me. You read that right, my packmate is an SUV.

If quizzes are “quizzicles”, what are tests? 🙃

I'm from Boston, MA. Have some of our trains on me.

Why do pups make up a significant portion of my friends? The answer is simple: The pup headspace is what makes it so fun, liberating, and enjoyable; and I very-much prefer to be with people who share common values, know how to enjoy their lives, and choose to be their authentic selves.

If the world had a lot more gay dogs like many of us and me, it would be a significantly better place to live. I guarantee it.

Not gonna lie, I low-key want to show up to my next high school reunion exactly like this, maybe also be accompanied with my daddy while he has me on a leash, just to flex at those who ridiculed me back then and to demonstrate how much I’ve changed. I’d be curious of the reactions.

And when I mean vegetables, I mean legitimate legumes. Not just things that resemble a cucumber or eggplant (technically those are fruits, but you get the point).

Reskeet a harness pic Grab on tight!

Jockstrap thread

Meanwhile, you can return asses at Market Basket. Good to know.

Listen, if you’re just gonna call me “sir” on Recon and beg me to dominate and submit to me, and we don’t even know each other I’m just gonna immediately block ya. Don’t waste my time…

Throwback to MIR rubber weekend last month, having fun fondling @mrkristofer.bsky.social 😈

Post a picture of your favorite helmet for #HelmeThursday!

Life is too short to be putting up with and wasting time with stupid people. Know your worth and spend time with those who are gonna add value to your life. It’s an investment.

On Transgender Day of Remembrance, we honor the lives of those taken from us due to anti-trans violence. We must always reject bigotry and attempts to scapegoat our trans friends and neighbors and loved ones. No one should live in fear for being their full, authentic self 🏳️‍⚧️

Post a picture YOU took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline.

Anyone need an emotional support muscle dog? Circa Sept 2022

And yes, I’m a musky husky

A little tied up at the moment. I’ll be with you shortly…

I’ve been a pup/dog since becoming active in kink, but late this year was when I found out that I enjoy being referred to as ‘boy’ by an older, more-dominant gentleman.

Gearheads groping each other 😈 @bluelion650.bsky.social