Revive Chess the Musical but replace the existing book with the plot of Sally Rooney's Intermezzo. Is this anything.

The episode of Frasier where he tries to teach a tech billionaire how to be a sensitive aesthete only for said billionaire to just straight up copy his clothes, furniture, and taste with no original thought involved was oddly prescient

This issue's prose pieces feature a time traveling shark, a young boy's diary, a wedding at the edge of a bog, a frozen Wisconsin winter, and the taste of blackberries. I hope you'll step inside <3

“Let people enjoy things” and I’m talking about Tetsuo the Iron Man

People who post things like “This year’s annual meeting was truly phenomenal!” on LinkedIn might as well be from another planet than me

Everyone who says something fucked up online should have to explain it to a pissed off Minnesotan woman as penance

If you hate Linda from Phineas and Ferb you are deeply infected with misogyny. I am dead serious about this.

A beautiful butch/femme couple

Jimmy McGill would have loved the television show Crazy Ex Girlfriend

I was born in the right generation because I love millennial cringe. You go girl sing that song about your dog! Post it on tiktok!

Game Changer bts talking about how they had to go through a whole process and send a summary of the episode before they could license Kiss From A Rose…as a Yellowjackets fan I Think I Know Why

Wish what happened to Andor had happened to Yellowjackets tbh

That being said imagine how good the final Syril/Cassian confrontation would have been after three seasons of Valjean and Javert shit

Andor knocked the Syril/Dedra relationship out of the park in the limited space they had. I 100% bought it.

Got chills when the Ghorman senator yelled “tomorrow it’ll be your planets” in front of Bail Organa

My one gripe with Andor is that these guys are shit at disguises. I need to sit Luthen down and make him watch a couple episodes of the Americans

The way Andor clearly wanted to to a Kleya standalone episode but didn’t have time…Justice for my show

AHSOKA: remember Thrawn, from the Star Wars books? Well, guess what :) ANDOR: remember Hitler, from reality? Well, guess what :)

When in doubt dance it out

I’m so angry we aren’t getting five seasons of Andor

They need to be in a support group together

My bisexuality whenever I watch an episode of Breaking Bad

This girl is the nastiest skank bitch I’ve ever met. Do NOT trust her. She is a fugly slut!

Meet Shauna Shipman, the new interim president of Columbia University

Me when I leave the club at 10 PM

Honey did not like the severance finale. She says, I have verve and wiles. Is Lumon going to come get me?

“If we’re really so different from the outies how come we couldn’t tell when you were gone?” We all knew Helly!!! We all knew it wasn’t you!!

Would love to see Emilia Perez from her point of view like imagine your abusive husband dies you have a lesbian awakening and then it turns out your gf actually killed your abusive husband then transitioned and and faked her own death???

Melissa’s arc made me realize that if I’d been on that plane I would have immediately reenacted the plot of the favourite with tai and van

If I wrote for Girls5Eva I’d make Paula Pell say “I’m filming an audition tape for a Yellowjackets-themed reality dating show where lesbians are released into the woods to hunt for love”

Honestly I love Melissa I feel like finding the most powerful Yellowjacket and trying to become her evil vizier is a great survival strategy in this situation

Misty’s like “why would I kill Lottie and then have a meeting about it?” Girl you probably killed her because you wanted to hang out! You’ve done a bunch of crimes because you wanted to hang out!

Kind of weird how little we’ve seen of the outside world this season of Severance. Like did everyone just accept Helena’s notes app apology??

Nothing but respect for MY best editor #oscars

Zoe Saldana is crying because she’s just so grateful she got to do a movie without wearing full body paint #oscars

Me at the Misty Quigley defenders brunch listening to my friend explain why her destroying the black box probably didn’t matter and the Yellowjackets wouldn’t have been rescued anyway

The next season of the White Lotus should be an adaptation of the Aruba vacation episode of Normal Gossip starring Parker Posey as Dot, grandma’s best friend

Going to need someone to watch me for signs of distress and verbally encourage me not to kill myself after last night’s episode #severance

Much more likely to be the subject of a podcast episode about weird and mostly forgotten chapters of history I feel like

Carrie Coon I’m so happy you get to do soapy hbo dramas now but have you ever considered doing regional theater again. Perhaps in Minnesota

Me when I see Outie Burt

Some of you haven't heard the Ballad of Loca the Pug and it shows

Minneapolis theater group doubles down on DEI initiatives as federal funding is threatened

Romance is real in case you all were wondering

Me flirting

The Eagans had better start running once Helly finds out what Helena did to Mark. Like you people thought she was pissed before??

People kept comparing Mon Mothma to Nancy Pelosi when Andor was airing and now that I’m watching, unless Nancy was secretly funneling that insider trading money to her local Food Not Bombs the comparison feels pretty harsh

The Severance camera operators are the GOAT

So so excited this piece found the perfect home