Giving Fred Durst a cock enema

Fuckin ya mom poetically 😎

Slant rhyme more like can’t rhyme

In the throes of boredom, Asking god for hoes and foursomes

holy shit

Got my dick caught in a colander. Doc said I didn’t break anything, but I strained it pretty good

Yuri is the key to all of this

The kind of prose that’ll put mercury in retrograde n shit

pussy jesus

finding love in estrogen quarry

where the hoes at? 🥺

Fuckin ya mom expressively 😎

Getting a girl pregnant so I can put headphones on her stomach and play hamster dance 24/7

When I don’t take my meds I just start popping and locking in the kitchen for hours

I am a bumble bee in the garden of swag

They’re calling me “cud muncher”

Shorty uncorked that demon pussy

I’m like girlfailure but boy

Having a foursome with the status quo, the free world, and Eminem

Hitting the fabled kick ball sex change at my grandsons wedding reception

"Hello George! I'm very close! Teeheehee"

Top 5 countries of the world #1: Michigan #2: Liverpool #3: the workers of the world and also ohio #4 Ireland #5 Northern Ireland

“My balls exploded /s” she said, ballslessly

pussyfootin or footin pussy

Short crankin it with a MadCatz GameCube controller

Wow I really didn’t pay attention in equidae class huh

Sorry give me a minute my swag bomb is on cooldown

sillycum valley

My passion burns with the heat of 1000 nuns

lost my virginity fuckin the status quo

How in gods green earth does melee have the best training tools out of any fighting game I’ve ever played?

Yui Hasegawa is at it again! 😁 #mcfc #wsl #woso

“I need a wife 🥺” said the chud, wifelessly

Min maxed swag build

For chud and chungus

1v1 me in soccer bro I will send you to god

Does ray lewis play smash bros?

If I was a horse I would be so good at doma vaquera

The only war I would ever support is a war to make Toledo part of Michigan again

getting an “Al Gore 2028” tramp stamp

I’d rather be woking than working

sucking venom out ya arm with a lightning charger and some elbow oil

Today marks my second year shindig-free

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im glad I don’t menstruate cause they don’t make tampons with trucks or footballs on them

Mine own booger coughing me up

Kamasutra but instead of sex positions it’s thinking postitions

Quilting class got me howling at the moon

Help I’m stuck in a continuous loop of pissing on the floor cause fuck the status quo and then cleaning it up cause fuck the status quo