I'm not sure there's anything more satisfying than the crunch of biting a big chunk off of an apple

Every time I wash my hands in the kitchen sink I think about how that's a health code violation

Excellent decision by my body to make nausea and hunger difficult to distinguish

My playlist be like this sometimes

Kids today be dressing like gnomes

AI has successfully poisoned the well to such a degree it isn't even possible to enjoy cat videos on the Internet anymore, which is a fundamentally titanic destruction of purpose

I keep getting tricked into babysitting and I am for sure discontent with this state of affairs

The wildly disparate budgets given to level up animations in runeterra never fails to amuse me a bit. Some champs get to have an entire 3D cutscene, and then there's the broke bitches who just get to have their card spin with some sparkles.

Noticing a mistake and realizing I need to redo a significant amount of progress really just absolutely murders my motivation to continue working on a project...

Theory: Lara Croft finds herself aggressed by animals so frequently not because they are wildly homicidal in her universe, but because she has burglarized so many holy sites that she is cursed several hundred times over

Got the trash down to the curb and back inside not but a moment before a wall of water fell upon the earth

Microdosing CBT by letting a toddler sit on my lap (save me)

Usually I get peace when I give the nephew tablet time, but today he has decided that I need to see all his games on the tablet...

I really need to get out of the habit of dressing for yesterday's weather

Cars need a second horn that makes an apologetic noise

They showed a stunning amount of restraint by limiting the scene where Elsa and Anna have sloppy makeouts to only 15 minutes, but I'm not sure that Kristoff needed to be watching from a chair in the corner

Watching Frozen 2 with my nephew and I really was not expecting it to be arguing in favor of homeopathy

Guy who watches OSP voice: I should read The Count of Monte Cristo

Garmmon looks like he belongs in Zoids

I've just watched the Grand Budapest Hotel for this first time, and found it innumerably delightful. Wes Anderson simply has a way about his cinematography that precisely targets my funny bone.

Bluh, I bought Mansions of Madness on a whim and while I can't speak to the quality of the actual game, I am Very Not Impressed by the material quality. Half of the models came pre-bent, and I can't imagine how you were ever expected to fit them safely back in the box

It feels like a lot of people only know how to sexualize men by feminizing them, the unfortunate implications of which should be obvious

I have had enough of my nephew for the next few months, but I'm still on the docket for 3 more babysitting sessions... Kids can be cute, but they're just so stressful to be around.

It's crazy how people grow and change (just ate half a bowl of green beans because it wasn't worth putting them in the fridge)

A crochet-girl with stitch marker piercings

Ball X Pit has such an incredible gameplay loop that feeds into itself so well that it's genuinely difficult to put down.

My Way truly is such an excellent villain song

Americans discussing folding paper: Imagine a hamburger

Sure is a shame that Izumi needed to be rescued even during her debut episode as Fairymon, but I really ought to know what to expect from shonen

You can have a lot of something or an allotment of something, but not an alot of something

altober day 4: ciel for @sarssol.bsky.social

A die is a sort of deck

Not my mom telling me she picked up a copy of Atlas Shrugged from a yard sale because she heard it's a classic...

I just spent like ten hours over two sessions playing this IF murder mystery in the vein of The Return of the Obra Dinn, including creating a two thousand word note sheet and an elaborate spreadsheet tracking everyone's locations during each scene do recommend william-rous.itch.io/type-help

I have only known Sherma for 5 minutes but if anything happens to her etc etc

Urgh, I got got and I should have seen it coming but I didn't because I wasn't thinking I bought a cool looking tarot deck off amazon on a whim along with another purchase, and of course it turned out to be AI slop of the worst degree

I also finally got around to watching the first couple episodes of Murderbot, and while I wouldn't call it bad, there are definitely way too many changes even beyond what are necessary to make it watchable as a show for me to really enjoy it

The new Naked Gun was surprisingly solid. The writers definitely understood the assignment: if one joke doesn't land, it doesn't matter because there's already two more on screen. A pretty good way to spend a night.

This is going to sound like either an extremely spicy take or just complete nonsense, but in Girl Genius the distinction between Sparks and Minions kind of takes on a shade of A/B/O where the Minions find themselves reflectively and instinctively submissive to the Spark whether they like it or not

Peak roguelike is breezing through a run until you reach the final boss and pancake I'm definitely not mad Especially not because it didn't happen twice in a row

Who the fuck keeps designing sinks with faucets so short you can't get your hands wet without punching the back of the basin, and why do we keep letting them

Someone left a ziploc bag full of sushi sitting around this airport terminal...

Apparently Seattle's airport security is stricter than my home airport's: they took my toothpaste :(

Love wandering silently through a crowd avoiding any interactions while arguing down the voice within my head telling me they all know I don't belong and are uncomfortable with my presence It's obvious nonsense and yet here I am still putting up with it

Trying to decide whether it's worth the price to see the city on high... Gonna visit the MoPOP while I decide

Turns out it actually is possible to find a decent breakfast sandwich for less than $20 in Seattle

Seattle... Not much more to say.

So I found out that Cultist Sim has an android port and my plane rides went by really fast for some reason

Wayne's World may not have aged perfectly, but damn if it didn't have an impact on my sense of humor