Take back your attention.

I’m going to repeat this here: there were 508 mass shootings last year. 12 this year….and they banned an app.

MY SHAYLAAAAA😫😭

If anyone knows Biden, can you let him know he got 30 minutes to figure this shit out?

I feel like everyone deserves at least 24 hours to crash out over this Supreme Court decision on TikTok.

Welp. 😐

We DO NOT throw perfectly good food away in this house. We put leftovers in a Tupperware & let it go bad, THEN throw it out!

Having a sassy, anxious dog in a cone is a unique kind of hell I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy.

I miss the feeling of hope and joy of the Harris campaign

This week has felt like the equivalent to a keyboard smash. 😊

So Bluesky….you interested in acquiring another app?👀

Okay team- how are we going to keep the stans that are coo coo for coco puffs from ruining this app? I say we have a team meeting to discuss strategy.

Where’s the Beyhive at on here? Cause I know Billboard is about to announce Beyonce as the Greatest Pop Star of the 21st Century and I can smell the hateration brewing in the dancery.

*accidentally drops mic* Is this thing on?