Thank you Sarah! #TheArchers listeners proving again they’re an accomplished band of brothers and sisters.

@eatsruns.bsky.social !

George is not coming home when you think, Emms #TheArchers

Goldenballs Ruairi is going to learn all there is to know about farming by Christmas #TheArchers

Let us all pray for little Bartleby. Pray for his life, pray for his onward journey - and pray so that Georrrge reaches him before he trots down the track to Mince’s gates #TheArchers

I’m afraid I lost it a bit when I thought of one flower from the grave of one parent, placed onto that of another. Anyway! *clears throat, dabs eyes* all together and composed again now. Pfff. #TheArchers

Ruairi’s London Docklands apartment between Canary Wharf and Mudchute City Farm on the Isle of Dogs #TheArchers

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Another welcome #TheArchers euphemism

Oops, project bleached gnashers might be too big a bite of the cherry #TheArchers 😬

Come on you cricket whingers, this could be the last ball of the season #TheArchers

According to Emmur (Freud this time), both actor Graham Seed (Nigel) and young Freddie Pargeter discovered that decades apart, they’ve had the same lines to say - and also that they eerily look alike too #TheArchers

Do listen to this wonderful ep of #TheArchers pod with Graham (Nigel) Seed recalling his character’s relationships and meeting for the first time, son Freddie www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

Semi-serious question: Could Amber be the answer to the cricket team’s losing streak? Tell her she can style herself in white with designer teapots and she’d be up for it #TheArchers

I’m not sure if I should be commenting on what I think are a series of lapses in Lynda’s memory. A bit late now to retract #TheArchers

A piece about Princess Margaret’s likely foetal alcohol syndrome. Cue snaps of both the QM and Margaret holding drinks #TheArchers www.telegraph.co.uk/royal-family...

Your cover’s about to be blown, Amber - or whatever you were called at skool #TheArchers

Ed ‘n’ Emma are trimming our ashes this morning. If they start bickering I’ll intervene on behalf of all concerned tweetalongers #TheArchers

Mentions of pelvic areas and Lillian cackles like Mrs Slocombe and her pussy(cat) #TheArchers

No spoilers but despite listening to Friday’s, I’m sticking with the omni to hear that glorious, final scene once again #TheArchers

Martin is opening up and softening before our very eyes, just as Justin was once the hardened corporate robot who only surfaced when super-serious business was in the script. Before, Martin was a BL bore who sneered and antagonised all - but who now confides in Jazzer, the Berrow slave #TheArchers

I name this mosquito George. Trapped for ever by amber #TheArchers

Jail bait meets click bait #TheArchers

Oh, I did enjoy tonight’s #TheArchers while slogging down the M6. Amber’s backstory is going to keep us amused for months before the big day. And in true soap tradition, the denouement will be when (Alan?) asks if anyone has reason ..

Archers podcast catch-up and I now find out that Mike Tucker is Will Grundy’s dad*. ‘Tis true! #TheArchers *IRL.

The bagel is back! How did I not know this! Congrats to all winners tonight #TheArchers

‘’She’s the one!” #TheArchers

Asking for a friend: How much more of his sentence does George have to serve? Out early for good behaviour rather than sound judgement when it comes to - ahem, ‘car park’ Amber #TheArchers

Doing admin at home this morning but could barely concentrate because of #TheArchers podcast from Hay, the one with Ben and Ruth, Keri and the sound effects woman. And THEN they drop the bombshell that real-Ruth is married to real-Matt! Still reeling! www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

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*Splutters!* An Ambridge child born out of wedlock! 😳 #TheArchers

I sensed Alan’s emphasis on the line ‘this beautiful *June* day’ was a tribute to June Spencer #TheArchers

Happy to organise the charabanc for tomorrow’s knees-up. Bookings open now #TheArchers

Loving how the bongos of Borsetshire have been drumming on the vicar network #TheArchers

Hilda expressing herself at the funeral #TheArchers

If the Ambridge lot had a WhatsApp, everyone would already know about Fthr Ted. Even Alan knew! #TheArchers

Rather than keeling over, I was convinced that Father Ted was going to grope Kate non-spiritually last night. But would she have noticed? #TheArchers

A most pleasurable episode of Emma Freud’s #TheArchers podcast which included the loss of Oliver’s Caroline - as sad for Oliver as for Michael Cochrane missing his best acting friend www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

Phwaaah, tiramisu too! Top dinner suggestions straight from #TheArchers tonight.

Ed’s really sold the idea of a chicken pie tonight. Unfortunately, we have no chicken nor pie in the house. So, frozen veggie burgers and salad close to its use-by date it’ll be #TheArchers

Is there not a health & safety rule that says that a work crew doesn’t yell at each other while at height, handling ropes and chainsaws? Putting good money on someone here knowing about these things. #TheArchers

Good call by #TheArchers for highlighting the ‘Ask for Angela’ campaign. Of all the clueless numpties, it had to be David who she asked askforangela.co.uk

Alliances and battle predictions for Great Dane, son of Guthrun the window cleaner? #TheArchers

Erm, Alan sounds deeper-voiced, tonight? It is the same Alan, isn’t it? he #TheArchers

Hoping Emma gets more than the wretched Archers kids’ 278 quid: services to dusting etc. #TheArchers

Now the conclave to elect a new village matriarch begins. #TheArchers

#TheArchers Rochelle’s friend!

*Gaffer! But also, gaga #TheAchers

#TheArchers There's a mall in Felpersham? Thought it was just Underwoods.

Freddie’s wrists! 🤭 #TheArchers