'Hey Google, while I do absolutely love that, I actually asked you to play Bob Vylan'

I got the results of an MRI handed to me today on a CD ROM. So now I have to go visit 1998 to see if I have a stress fracture.

The Big Beautiful Bustup #trump #Elon

Is there a German word for that begrudging feeling you get when you're about to head off somewhere nice but the weather here is spectacular? #Ireland

I really wish Saudi Arabia had bribed your man with that plane. Wouldn't have to listen to Americans pronouncing it 'Kutr' #Qatar #Trump

Fascinated by this.. I opened Flightradar on Fri evening when a plane went overhead while walking. Virgin Atlantic LHR to JFK. Cool. Could still see the plane for a while...

Love this, it's just perfect...

Who's this warning directed to? Battery eaters aren't reading that...

Today, in M&S, I obediently spent 70 cent on a paper bag then moaned about it when I got home. Gonna re use the fuck out of that paper bag. Gonna pack shit into it until it rips

There are countless examples of prominent people moving from liberal to right wing nut job but I can only think of one going the other way. Anthony Scaramucci. Any other examples?

I'm so connected to love. I think this experience has shown. You never know how much love is inside of you, like, how much love you have to give, and how much you are loved. Until the day you launch. So go fuck yourselves. You'll never know.

Absolute fact!!

My 7 year old asked me why we celebrate Easter. I told her we celebrate the time off work and school and how that lets us have time together. She said 'I heard in school that we celebrate Jesus getting nailed to a plus sign +' 🤣🤣

Love Lidl. Giz a packata hows it goinzies @lidlireland.bsky.social

Not to be a wide-eyed naïf about such things but... am I right in thinking that they levelled an entire building to get to one guy and *that* is not controversial to anyone in the American media or political class, only that this information was recklessly shared in an unsecured chat?

Jon Ossoff has been incredibly impressive this past couple of days. Future leader of the Free World? #signal

I would like to nominate Maxwell Smart for national security advisor.

I would sacrifice anything come what might for the sake of....seeing Barack Obama's face when he first read this @barackobama.bsky.social

Remember when we all thought the Tea Party was the worst political movement in The US. Ah, simpler times.

Well, feck that anyway. Was having a nice day until I saw that shitebag McGregor on my feed. Ugh.

No need to call Rainman to count these. Wtf @burgerking.com.br

This is the calibre of man that's currently in charge of the world.

Love this picture. 'Check over there!!'

Ohgoodjaysis

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

A momentous World newsflash would be quite glorious. 🤞🤞

Am yet to see a 2025 Tesla in Ireland. Looking good.

Thanks but *you're*

Weak men cannot compromise. Weak men cannot build consensus. Weak men think that leadership means force. Weak men build nothing that lasts.

Satisfying start to the year. Body feels robust thankfully, hopefully it remains that way so I can keep this sort of consistency #running #run

Might set my Garmin when I get off me hole to go to bed. Should be 10 metres in it #strava #running

How beautiful 😍

The world’s richest man is promoting the far right in Europe. Don’t buy a Tesla . Location: Tesla Gigafactory, Berlin www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjWl...

They know! #StormEowyn

Brilliant satirical cover from Private Eye, mocking spineless media organisations and journalists who submit and cower in the face of power 👏

Helpful!

Definitely something familiar about this, can't put my finger on it. #inauguration2025 #trump

Well organised

It's almost the most wonderful time of the year.

Doggy don't give a shit. Just wants to give ya a kiss

Kinda crazy how no one initially suspected a cybertruck exploding into flames as being intentional because everyone who saw it was like "yeah, they do that sometimes."

Prolly too late with this but my top top tip for your cheeseboard. Throw the grapes into the freezer for a few hours. Mmmm, little sorbets

The lead singer a girl called Fionuala. Vanilla Vanilli Vannelli Fionuala.

This is so spot-on it’s scary.

Fantastic news. This completes the move imo.

The coffee type selector button on my coffee machine broke a while ago. My wife put Superglue onto it this morning and it's now absofucked. I'm thinking of getting a new one. What would people recommend? Tinder?

Just want to find someone who knows me as well as the Irish husbands who, after 50+ years of marriage, still burst into shops at 5pm every Christmas Eve, wild panic in their eyes, yelling that they need "SOMETHING FOR A WOMAN"