What an odd place to leave your fursuit

So fucking help me if I can't leave for New Zealand on Saturday then I'm going to run for Congress. #Cumulo2026

Fluff 🆚 ✨✨ #latex #fursuit #latexfur #rubberfur

My fitted sheet came out as verse

The longer this government shutdown goes on, the more I'm getting into latex. At this point I'm not sure I can go back. 📸 @shinytiger.bsky.social Hood: @snapjaw.bsky.social Body: @invinciblerubber.bsky.social

Me up until 5 years ago

Wait... There's protein powder in my lead supplements?

When people ask me if I'm affected by the government shutdown

Choose your Pokemon

Please help settle an argument between my spouse and I... My dog got this new toy named "Maddy Long Legs" What do you think this spider does for a living?

The Big Bad Wolf sitting on a toilet was not on my bingo card for Halloween decorations to see at the store

Final Update: I'm home! Cardiac stress test and echocardiogram are clear. No blockages or funky valves so no surgery needed. They ultimately don't know why this event occurred & told me to monitor it. Regardless, I believe the best course of treatment going forward is for furries to flop on me. 👉👈

Hospital: We're going to do a cardiac test to see how your heart responds to extreme physical exertion The Test:

There was a shift change at the hospital and these three knuckleheads are my new attending physicians. I hope I'm in good paws! 🐕‍🦺 @rrruff.cofurries.social 🐱 @blunarlynx.bsky.social 🦎 @tornadolizard.bsky.social

Update: Moved out of the ER to the main hospital, still no Medbed, blood tests show my heart is damaged and we don't know why/how bad, more tests in the morning. I should've brought my fursuit and taken some good #FursuitFriday hospital pics.

Still waiting on my Medbed card and access to alien Medbed technology.

Government Shutdown Day 1: A furloughed Cumulo has time to make bread! Focaccia covered in Rosemary, Oregano, Pretzel Salt, and Garlic Cloves

Fuck these fucking tariffs. I'd like to be weird without extra fees please and thank you.

This body shaming has got to stop

Is it too late to get hot for Megaplex?

I'm the only person on the flight that is not entitled to a video safety briefing. ✈️ I need help @tornadolizard.bsky.social @etchyeen.bsky.social @nerok.tube @urbis.bsky.social!

No new pics/videos where u at mentally

⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡ He's got his eye on you When thunder roars get on all fours ⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡

Costco has BarkBox toys of their food court items for my dog to play with! And I'm totally not going to take the 'Good Dog' name badge and put it on my fursuit <.< >.>

Pyre is wonderful and open for commissions! Hit them up!

good morning

I'm scared of AI but not that scared

I also have 'Advanced Creamify Technology' but you don't see me bragging about it

Where are my frog dudes at?

Age Verification? I was born before the invention of the nicotine patch and disposable camera. Just raw dogging life with no evidence captured of it.

“Why didn’t you stay for the soccer game?” “We got kicked out because @thefoxhole.co peed in @bunnyontap.bsky.social ‘s butt thru a giant dog kong.”

Travesty of the century During Men's Mental Health Awareness Month too

I have more in common with a penguin than I thought

My friends and I are going live with #MK8DX in just 30 minutes, streaming to raise money for Children's Miracle Network hospitals as part of #EXTRALIFE! The first $265 in donations will be matched! https://extra-life.org/participant/rebelsheart

A portal has opened, and brought with it something you didn't know you needed: A three-eyed alien coyote and the cosmic reminder to keep life weird while it lasts.

My good friend Tango has been raising money for charity for years & he's $265 short of his next goal! Your donation hekps kids at CO Children's Hospital & if he hits the goal before the end of the month then his head will be shaved by 4 yeens! Do it for the yeens! extra-life.org/participant/...

Made it to Newark with only a few plane pieces falling off It's totally not as bad as the news says it is you guys Next stop: Johannesburg!

Heading off to South Africa this morning! We're off to a rocky start, probably because I didn't kiss the @rrruff.cofurries.social sticker for good luck in the United Club lounge.

The spirit of this article is accurate & we have staff shortages, but there were no stats to back up these "delayed" claims. Looking at the raw reports/warnings issued by NWS Jackson (emphasized in the story), both tornadoes were in warnings with 28 & 40 minutes lead time. Come on.

Tequila shots and black coffee. A normal Wednesday breakfast for @rrruff.cofurries.social and myself. Keeping our normal morning routine as we head to FWA!

Someone in my building took a power shit so hard that they broke the restroom and all the restrooms below it for weeks Don't let your dreams be dreams

Had to run a 10K this morning to get a pace time for a bigger race later this year. Ended up running a minute per mile faster than my last 10K and finishing 2nd in my age group. Made the 5am wake-up call with it!

The past two weekends in a nutshell

"No, I don't gamble because there are significant downsi-- WELL WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?" 🥵

It's a damn shame. A DAMN SHAME.

Look, I'm not telling you how to live your life but SHART is a damn good Wordle opening guess.

I left Facebook ages ago but everyone was telling me that its marketplace is great to sell stuff. I re-activated my account to sell my father's wheelchair. Immediately my post, which only contains wheelchair photos, was flagged because it "looks like I'm selling alcohol". Make it make sense. 🪦

This #FursuitFriday, forget meditation. My inner peace thrives when I'm fuzzy surrounded by cute fuzzy things. Try it sometime! 🐆 @tuaolothejag.bsky.social 🐰 @bunnyontap.bsky.social 🐱 @nbowa.bsky.social 🐺 @blueberrywolf.bsky.social 📸 @tornadolizard.bsky.social

When you're invited over to watch TV but end up becoming a yeen pillow instead. This #fursuitfriday I present @lyamtheyeen.bsky.social sawing logs through RuPaul's Drag Race. Sound on 🔊

Some good news... Two weeks ago doctors found a tumor in my bladder and I had surgery late last week to remove it. The pathology report came in and I am beyond happy to report that it is NOT cancer!