The best airport gate

My nephew is one year sober today (he's turning 1) and there's 70 people coming to his birthday party. 70! Is he a furry or something? He has more friends than me!

Apparently it's everyone's first day on planet Earth at Denver airport

I see a stormy cloud wolf in there ❤️⛈️❤️⛈️❤️⛈️

Hugs with my favorite ☁️🐕! @cumulowolf.bsky.social #FWA2026

Does anyone else warm up the room for their FWA roommates before their arrival?

I broke bad news about a project to a colleague in a work email and almost ended it with: x.x I've got FWA on the brain.

Spit in my mouth

Uh oh! looks like @cumulowolf.bsky.social 's looking to get a little bit closer to you. Such pretty...eyes....

Apparently we are being too mean in our internal code reviews so now we get these reminders before commenting Well maybe I wouldn't be commenting if you weren't such a stupid fucking asshole

*Taps pen on stupid wolf head* Decisions Decisions...

Fun in the sun but nobody's son is in me

I've never seen an apple company mascot go so fucking hard Feed me a nutrient dense high fiber fruit and tear me to shreds in bed

Someone stole my porn name

Tonight I was served "American" still water with the tagline "Just drink it!". My dear fuzzies and scalies, true to form, it was 47% coal ash.

I have my new "Out of Office" auto-reply It's this photo with the text: "How your email finds me"

Too Many Content Creators: My dick is like a tree The Tree:

No takers... :C I guess I've got to wait until someone can wash my back at FWA

My first floor shower window opens to the dining area at this hotel Hopefully someone can take a break from breakfast and wash my back

After a week of traveling in South Asia, I finally found a place that resonates deeply with my worldview.

Today I encountered the scariest sign I've ever seen in my life I need to hang one of these outside my office so my coworkers will stop bothering me

In Sri Lanka they don't beat around the bush as to why certain things exist

Come and join our latex family. Just watch out for our idiot son, he can make scary sounds sometimes!

Eat me croc Daddy

He would fix me ❤️

You don't need sunscreen when you're a rubber dog on vacation Now take a seat and let me corrupt you

If the LVFC con crud is Ebola I'm going to be very upset

If I topped you at LVFC you may be entitled to compensation. Call now.

Rottweilers with big tummies

“Sidney gottlieb onlyfans”

Look at how fucking flat that is #FlatFuckFriday

Do you have games on your phone? 🐅 @kivi.gay 🦌 @tozier.bsky.social 📸 @husky.dad

My flight after landing in Dallas got stuck on the ground for an hour because another flight diverted to Dallas and then had a maintenance issue at the gate we were supposed to take. This is somehow @feartree.bsky.social's fault and you can't convince me otherwise.

Three to Seven minute security wait times at Denver International Airport THREE TO SEVEN MINUTES This is a national disaster and I'll never make it to TFF

Also if folks are looking for ideas on what to give me to celebrate World Meteorological Day 👉👈

Absolutely not me needing this all the time

I usually don't take extreme positions on things but... If you’re the first car at a stoplight and you don’t move within two seconds of it turning green because you’re on your phone, you should be shot out of a cannon into the sun. Love Cumulo ❤️

I had a lot of travel cancelled last year due to a shift in administration priorities but at least my new luggage tags came in today

Does anyone else, after changing their flight at the last minute, fear that they've made a terrible mistake and worry the plane will crash? Final Destination really fucked me up.

I was checking out from my hotel and discovered there were dinosaur themed rooms. I'm not mad, just extremely disappointed.

My Taiwan coworkers know I'm gay and they show their support by making me listen to the Wicked Soundtrack, ABBA, and Lady Gaga whenever we're stuck in traffic.

What's wrong honey? You've barely touched your vagina cookie.

[Every time I'm in Taiwan for work] Them: Hey, can you review this code? Something is wrong. Me: Sure! Let's take a look... The Code:

Yeah spit in my mouth

I have a new favorite morning radio station

Not sure what was happening a few weeks ago, but I just rebooked my LVFC flights and saved $100.

"Noooo, kink and furry can't be together" Shut the fuck up, sometimes I want to be really soft and push things into you This #FursuitFriday, be a good boy and get on the bed for me 😈 📸 @shinytiger.bsky.social

Survived another week and made it to #FursuitFriday, but at what cost? 🐾 @koopershiba.bsky.social

Breakfast decisions in Seattle I should wear my harness