#FursuitFriday FebROOary Pro Tip: Always ask for consent before reaching into a kangaroo's pouch Unless it's me & Frank, then I'm gonna jam my whole paw in there without warning 🦘 @biggreenlzrd.bsky.social

I've made it to Belgium! NOW TAKE ME TO SEE THE INTERMARCHÉ WOLF. WHERE IS HE HIDING?

Always fun to wake up, check Bluesky, and that one furry you follow who's REALLY into vore goes on a reposting spree overnight so it's just one hundred pictures of maws

The only thing keeping me going right now is the focaccia that I baked from scratch last night I'm going absolutely feral on this later

Don't mind me rolling into your #fursuitfriday feed

Btw send a follow up message after a good hangout it brings everyone a mountain of joy and rescues people like me who spend from departure to bedtime thinking “was I being weird?”

Today is National Weatherperson's Day. Who wants to come over and take care of this weather wolf? 👉👈

Doctor: How many sexual partners have you had in the past year? Me: Uh... [LOOKS UP AT CEILING] Doctor: Are...are you counting? [SLIDES PAPER ACROSS TABLE TO ME]

Had an awesome little shindig yesterday along with fellow birthday boys @dawg-pa.ws, @cypherderg.bsky.social, and @cumulowolf.bsky.social! I got my favorite birthday present: getting a bunch of my good friends get together and seeing them having a good time. 🥰 Thanks all for the well wishes!

If you sleep past 9am at my house, I make you buttermilk biscuits from scratch and wake you up in fursuit. Today's victims: @dawg-pa.ws & @tinkertank.bsky.social

This #FursuitFriday, I would like to remind you that it is poor form to hit someone who is wearing glasses. Besides, I'm too adorable to be bullied. 📸 @pepper.snowcat.link

My husband may not be a furry but he sure knows how to make a wolf feel like a very good boy. ❤️

I was so close to not being reminded that my father died a year ago today until the crematorium reached out to me to say that they were thinking of me and they were happy we used their business Absolutely fucking bananas

Don't fat shame my bag of lewdness United

Underwear in the hallway? It must be Sunday at FC.

Rubber pup time with @cumulowolf.bsky.social #FC26 #rubberfur

🌩⚠ WEATHER WARNING!! ⚠🌩 animated commission for @cumulowolf.bsky.social

Airport food prices are out of control That's why I bring stuff from home and eat my breakfast of champions while these other losers eat Shake Shack

I didn't have the heart to tell him that he's terrible at hiding

Asking the hard hitting questions

This is a remarkable fall from grace for someone who accepted the FIFA Peace Prize less than a month ago

This is a remarkable fall from grace for someone who accepted the FIFA Peace Prize less than a month ago

You: Do anything fun for New Years? Me:

Only 10 hours left this year to get stepped on by a macro kangaroo. FUCK! Why do I make New Year's Resolutions?

My BlueSky feed was the perfect balance of fursuit photos, food, and furries eating out Krampus' ass today

My BlueSky feed was the perfect balance of fursuit photos, food, and furries eating out Krampus' ass today

Like all other Americans this morning, I guess I'll have to go to work instead of spending millions of dollars to make werewolves real.

I mean… if he growls ‘come here’ and the room vibrates? Baby that’s not fear, that’s opportunity.

Oh, you're a kangaroo? So what came first, the fursona or the size play kink?

The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. Yep, still a furry and wanting to be friends with hyenas

Of course I get a jury summons during FC 2026. I don't think being a gay ass wolf is a valid excuse for a deferral.

Anything that makes a sandwich wet should be called a moistmaker not a condiment

Scars are hot but the stories behind them may not be... I have a scar on my left arm from accidentally bumping it on a hot pan while removing pretzels from the oven because my glasses had fogged up. Don't line up all once to jump on the bang bus. Anyone else have a dumb scar story?

After being accosted by these 2 knuckleheads at MFF, we got a cute pic for #fursuitfriday! 🦌: @bulkybuck.bsky.social 🦨💨🐾: @lyamtheyeen.bsky.social

While cumulonimbus clouds are awesome, I'll always have a soft spot in my heart for lenticular clouds at sunset ❤️❤️❤️

I got the MFF con crud. I guess that makes me a colossal slut.

After 5 days at MFF, THIS HAS BECOME A BIGGER ISSUE.

I have too many fursuit crushes

If only there was a fursuit in there 😫

Super unfortunate to see AI slop as the art on postcards

MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content https://theonion.com/mpa-rates-zootopia-2-pg-13-for-sexually-awakening-content/

Filming the landscape of Queenstown, New Zealand when a gondola car filled with trash cans goes on by. A perfect metaphor for my stupid American ass visiting here.

I guess "The Shit Shack" didn't perform well with test audiences

Wait until you see the sculptures at the Lynnwood Station north of SeaTac 😳🥴

Why was my Garmin registering me as stressed all morning? Oh yeah, we signed up to climb up the side of a waterfall in the rain. ⚰️

Whenever I'm overseas I consistently fall into this routine: 1) I feel disconnected from folks and events back at home 2) Telegram messages get left unread; not much engagement in group chats 3) I convince myself that I'm not "liked" 4) I withdraw from groups/chats Stupid shit brain.

What an odd place to leave your fursuit

So fucking help me if I can't leave for New Zealand on Saturday then I'm going to run for Congress. #Cumulo2026