Only 10 hours left this year to get stepped on by a macro kangaroo. FUCK! Why do I make New Year's Resolutions?

My BlueSky feed was the perfect balance of fursuit photos, food, and furries eating out Krampus' ass today

My BlueSky feed was the perfect balance of fursuit photos, food, and furries eating out Krampus' ass today

Like all other Americans this morning, I guess I'll have to go to work instead of spending millions of dollars to make werewolves real.

I mean… if he growls ‘come here’ and the room vibrates? Baby that’s not fear, that’s opportunity.

Oh, you're a kangaroo? So what came first, the fursona or the size play kink?

The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. Yep, still a furry and wanting to be friends with hyenas

Of course I get a jury summons during FC 2026. I don't think being a gay ass wolf is a valid excuse for a deferral.

Anything that makes a sandwich wet should be called a moistmaker not a condiment

Scars are hot but the stories behind them may not be... I have a scar on my left arm from accidentally bumping it on a hot pan while removing pretzels from the oven because my glasses had fogged up. Don't line up all once to jump on the bang bus. Anyone else have a dumb scar story?

After being accosted by these 2 knuckleheads at MFF, we got a cute pic for #fursuitfriday! 🦌: @bulkybuck.bsky.social 🦨💨🐾: @lyamtheyeen.bsky.social

While cumulonimbus clouds are awesome, I'll always have a soft spot in my heart for lenticular clouds at sunset ❤️❤️❤️

I got the MFF con crud. I guess that makes me a colossal slut.

After 5 days at MFF, THIS HAS BECOME A BIGGER ISSUE.

I have too many fursuit crushes

If only there was a fursuit in there 😫

Super unfortunate to see AI slop as the art on postcards

MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content https://theonion.com/mpa-rates-zootopia-2-pg-13-for-sexually-awakening-content/

Filming the landscape of Queenstown, New Zealand when a gondola car filled with trash cans goes on by. A perfect metaphor for my stupid American ass visiting here.

I guess "The Shit Shack" didn't perform well with test audiences

Wait until you see the sculptures at the Lynnwood Station north of SeaTac 😳🥴

Why was my Garmin registering me as stressed all morning? Oh yeah, we signed up to climb up the side of a waterfall in the rain. ⚰️

Whenever I'm overseas I consistently fall into this routine: 1) I feel disconnected from folks and events back at home 2) Telegram messages get left unread; not much engagement in group chats 3) I convince myself that I'm not "liked" 4) I withdraw from groups/chats Stupid shit brain.

What an odd place to leave your fursuit

So fucking help me if I can't leave for New Zealand on Saturday then I'm going to run for Congress. #Cumulo2026

Fluff 🆚 ✨✨ #latex #fursuit #latexfur #rubberfur

My fitted sheet came out as verse

The longer this government shutdown goes on, the more I'm getting into latex. At this point I'm not sure I can go back. 📸 @shinytiger.bsky.social Hood: @snapjaw.bsky.social Body: @invinciblerubber.bsky.social

Me up until 5 years ago

Wait... There's protein powder in my lead supplements?

When people ask me if I'm affected by the government shutdown

Choose your Pokemon

Please help settle an argument between my spouse and I... My dog got this new toy named "Maddy Long Legs" What do you think this spider does for a living?

The Big Bad Wolf sitting on a toilet was not on my bingo card for Halloween decorations to see at the store

Final Update: I'm home! Cardiac stress test and echocardiogram are clear. No blockages or funky valves so no surgery needed. They ultimately don't know why this event occurred & told me to monitor it. Regardless, I believe the best course of treatment going forward is for furries to flop on me. 👉👈

Hospital: We're going to do a cardiac test to see how your heart responds to extreme physical exertion The Test:

There was a shift change at the hospital and these three knuckleheads are my new attending physicians. I hope I'm in good paws! 🐕‍🦺 @rrruff.cofurries.social 🐱 @blunarlynx.bsky.social 🦎 @tornadolizard.bsky.social

Update: Moved out of the ER to the main hospital, still no Medbed, blood tests show my heart is damaged and we don't know why/how bad, more tests in the morning. I should've brought my fursuit and taken some good #FursuitFriday hospital pics.

Still waiting on my Medbed card and access to alien Medbed technology.

Government Shutdown Day 1: A furloughed Cumulo has time to make bread! Focaccia covered in Rosemary, Oregano, Pretzel Salt, and Garlic Cloves

Fuck these fucking tariffs. I'd like to be weird without extra fees please and thank you.

This body shaming has got to stop

Is it too late to get hot for Megaplex?

I'm the only person on the flight that is not entitled to a video safety briefing. ✈️ I need help @tornadolizard.bsky.social @etchyeen.bsky.social @nerok.tube @urbis.bsky.social!

No new pics/videos where u at mentally

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Costco has BarkBox toys of their food court items for my dog to play with! And I'm totally not going to take the 'Good Dog' name badge and put it on my fursuit <.< >.>

Pyre is wonderful and open for commissions! Hit them up!