Come and join our latex family. Just watch out for our idiot son, he can make scary sounds sometimes!

Eat me croc Daddy

He would fix me ❤️

You don't need sunscreen when you're a rubber dog on vacation Now take a seat and let me corrupt you

If the LVFC con crud is Ebola I'm going to be very upset

If I topped you at LVFC you may be entitled to compensation. Call now.

Rottweilers with big tummies

“Sidney gottlieb onlyfans”

Look at how fucking flat that is #FlatFuckFriday

Do you have games on your phone? 🐅 @kivi.gay 🦌 @tozier.bsky.social 📸 @husky.dad

My flight after landing in Dallas got stuck on the ground for an hour because another flight diverted to Dallas and then had a maintenance issue at the gate we were supposed to take. This is somehow @feartree.bsky.social's fault and you can't convince me otherwise.

Three to Seven minute security wait times at Denver International Airport THREE TO SEVEN MINUTES This is a national disaster and I'll never make it to TFF

Also if folks are looking for ideas on what to give me to celebrate World Meteorological Day 👉👈

Absolutely not me needing this all the time

I usually don't take extreme positions on things but... If you’re the first car at a stoplight and you don’t move within two seconds of it turning green because you’re on your phone, you should be shot out of a cannon into the sun. Love Cumulo ❤️

I had a lot of travel cancelled last year due to a shift in administration priorities but at least my new luggage tags came in today

Does anyone else, after changing their flight at the last minute, fear that they've made a terrible mistake and worry the plane will crash? Final Destination really fucked me up.

I was checking out from my hotel and discovered there were dinosaur themed rooms. I'm not mad, just extremely disappointed.

My Taiwan coworkers know I'm gay and they show their support by making me listen to the Wicked Soundtrack, ABBA, and Lady Gaga whenever we're stuck in traffic.

What's wrong honey? You've barely touched your vagina cookie.

[Every time I'm in Taiwan for work] Them: Hey, can you review this code? Something is wrong. Me: Sure! Let's take a look... The Code:

Yeah spit in my mouth

I have a new favorite morning radio station

Not sure what was happening a few weeks ago, but I just rebooked my LVFC flights and saved $100.

"Noooo, kink and furry can't be together" Shut the fuck up, sometimes I want to be really soft and push things into you This #FursuitFriday, be a good boy and get on the bed for me 😈 📸 @shinytiger.bsky.social

Survived another week and made it to #FursuitFriday, but at what cost? 🐾 @koopershiba.bsky.social

Breakfast decisions in Seattle I should wear my harness

Oh look, today I'm being charged a $60.86 tariff to get my package out of customs THE SAME TARIFF RULED ILLEGAL YESTERDAY BY THE SUPREME COURT Make it make sense

On my drive to work today I was prioritizing tasks in my head and spontaneously shouted "I DON'T NEED THIS JOB" So I guess that's where I'm at mentally at the moment Send fursuit snugs

Currently jockeying between two delayed flights and I keep jumping reservations between the two. Will I choose the correct one or is this a 'Final Destination' situation? The anxiety. The anxiety.

#FursuitFriday FebROOary Pro Tip: Always ask for consent before reaching into a kangaroo's pouch Unless it's me & Frank, then I'm gonna jam my whole paw in there without warning 🦘 @biggreenlzrd.bsky.social

I've made it to Belgium! NOW TAKE ME TO SEE THE INTERMARCHÉ WOLF. WHERE IS HE HIDING?

Always fun to wake up, check Bluesky, and that one furry you follow who's REALLY into vore goes on a reposting spree overnight so it's just one hundred pictures of maws

The only thing keeping me going right now is the focaccia that I baked from scratch last night I'm going absolutely feral on this later

Don't mind me rolling into your #fursuitfriday feed

Btw send a follow up message after a good hangout it brings everyone a mountain of joy and rescues people like me who spend from departure to bedtime thinking “was I being weird?”

Today is National Weatherperson's Day. Who wants to come over and take care of this weather wolf? 👉👈

Doctor: How many sexual partners have you had in the past year? Me: Uh... [LOOKS UP AT CEILING] Doctor: Are...are you counting? [SLIDES PAPER ACROSS TABLE TO ME]

Had an awesome little shindig yesterday along with fellow birthday boys @dawg-pa.ws, @cypherderg.bsky.social, and @cumulowolf.bsky.social! I got my favorite birthday present: getting a bunch of my good friends get together and seeing them having a good time. 🥰 Thanks all for the well wishes!

If you sleep past 9am at my house, I make you buttermilk biscuits from scratch and wake you up in fursuit. Today's victims: @dawg-pa.ws & @tinkertank.bsky.social

This #FursuitFriday, I would like to remind you that it is poor form to hit someone who is wearing glasses. Besides, I'm too adorable to be bullied. 📸 @pepper.snowcat.link

My husband may not be a furry but he sure knows how to make a wolf feel like a very good boy. ❤️

I was so close to not being reminded that my father died a year ago today until the crematorium reached out to me to say that they were thinking of me and they were happy we used their business Absolutely fucking bananas

Don't fat shame my bag of lewdness United

Underwear in the hallway? It must be Sunday at FC.

Rubber pup time with @cumulowolf.bsky.social #FC26 #rubberfur

🌩⚠ WEATHER WARNING!! ⚠🌩 animated commission for @cumulowolf.bsky.social

Airport food prices are out of control That's why I bring stuff from home and eat my breakfast of champions while these other losers eat Shake Shack

I didn't have the heart to tell him that he's terrible at hiding