Before and after me.

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So I let wild raccoons in the house….And they are so Cuuuuute!

This could have gone in any direction tonight. Fortunately, this one is a friend.

One of my night friends.

Trump and Sharpies I tell ya.

Can we just keep the Shutdown going till midterms?

This is next.

Silverware boxes are fun. Here is another before and after me:

Here is a silverware box I refurbished.

I have a hobby.

Any night now, they will start leaving me gifts!

I can’t believe this is real.

More guns and less social programs means more crime.

If you go to the Grand Canyon, look for this squirrel, and protect your food.

The kid-“Nothings ever good enough for you!” Me-“You have an “F”.

Dear auto industry: Autostop was the worst fucking idea ever.

Every country needs to open trade and abolish tarrifs to one another…Except with the US.

If you are just joining us, knowledge is useless now.

Sen. Cory Booker. You have done us all well.

So, how much longer til we can’t buy toilet paper again?