OH MY GOD

in 2050 american hotels are going to have a book in the drawer that starts like "in the beginning there was the pronoun"

I LOVE SHOEBILLS

coming back to this app and they still dont have bookmarks ???

All the coolest dudes love kittens. Photo from my collection, no date/info.

and then i remember about this

I don't understand why people hate ChromeOS, it is very good if you use it just for doomscrolling or doing schoolwork

qing dynasty simulator thread

im sorry why would you need to log your firearm in a remote desktop client app...

Psst… take 12 seconds away from doom scrolling, to take a deep breath and relax with these sweet otters 🦦 🔊 🎥Nature

This is Blue Shark. He is the most powerful shark. And he's also the one Sky most likes to make out French style. Sideways, Frontwards, Backwards, Upside down, 360 Degrees, Skin on Skin. On the Living Room on the Bedroom on the Fridge-

my giant wink and giant paws #cat #cats #catsofbluesky

just say you hate me

9 years ago today, Ariana Grande released ‘Dangerous Woman.’

Nevermind.

you can tell natalie lowkey wanted stunna girl nachos

when i feel itchy i scratch my pussy

listening to mayhem while it's not even released in europe #illegal #pirate #fuckspotify

and if i said the male moans CARRIED the garden of eden leak... #ladygaga #mayhem

just found this on tiktok and I'm about to piss myself because of how funny this is

spotify broke modded android apps. time to die 💫

did i deserve to get flashed by azealia banks' tits because i decided to show the album cover with my last fm bot

Max is making biscuits to help cleanse your timeline. #CatsofBluesky

Cats with OCD. #CatsOfBluesky #funny

it is blue and black and thats been confirmed

you aint ever had no chia pet pussy what the hell you just makin a mess

4 3 2 1 see u later crazy girl shit gonna go spring breakers

No mumy, yuo CANNT getted up, so donut bothre askly me 🤨

boob morning

i keep getting harassed over this post on twitter by pathetic right wingers lmfao little do they know i already fucked their mom AND dad

russia supporters please reply i need a blocklist

the WHAT

when you're mean to me u have to remember this is who you're being mean to

for my american moots if i even have any

percnt.pl/kitty kitty!

My @cred.blue score is 300! 🦋 I've been on Bluesky for 132 days, joined during the "public release" era, and have a social status of "Highly Engaging Explorer" Get your score: cred.blue

walk a mile in these louboutins

1 year ago today, the infamous 'Willy Wonka Chocolate Experience' took place.

Sorry about that...Boobie no money

deltarune tomorrow