they're crushing my spine in a hydraulic press today

because i don't see myself as having any inherent value, i fear that my friends will leave me if im no longer funny or make cool art

as a trans journalist, echoing this. dont talk to journalists about diy.

who my friend

POV ur a frozen lamp post:

self esteem is so weird bc why does my minifridge make me feel better about myself

when u think about it toll roads are more like blackmail

temmie in the backseat of the benz truck (real)

saw a car (definitely didn't forget to edit this for months)

raised my standards. ill only do it for a casper slide

realised im nothing

i wish i spent less time in isolation

i SWEAR I WAS OUTSIDE

why must the name of my village be in the most inconvenient location on a neon sign I JUST WANNA TAKE PICTURES MAN

do you think people would think im cool if i told them slither.io is oomf

i wish i spent less time in isolation

putting "rum thief suspect" in my bio to cope with my housemates thinking i stole their rum

so that was the game awards i guess

IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE JIM

i forget that ive been watching some youtubers for nearly a decade now that's insane

chance the rapper will What

i gotta stop using twitter how the fuck do you make your feed not suck on here

after 15 years of watching minecraft youtube and almost as many years of trying to play the game i've decided i finally need to get good. starting december 6 i will be clipfar-, sorry, taught how to play minecraft by my creator friends! make sure to tune in on twitch.tv/nyancrimew

update: somehow ended up at a casino and a pub with ppl it was fun :>

POV: you go to a gig and are too scared to approach people you know

me when i chug £2.49 aldi cider

WIP mae_honk hoodie

just happy to be here

Dick Cheney died November 4, 2025. Zohran Mamdani elected November 4, 2025. Welcome back Dick Cheney

holy shit is that maia arson crimew?

what's great about me owning a printer is no one can stop me from printing these

girl who's sick of HER HAIR GETTING IN HER EYES

shlorp

IM GONNA START TWEETING GARBAGE TO STOP OVERTHINKING "HOW GOOD" SOMETHING IS BEFORE I TWEET

every time someone says they recognise me but I don't recognise them back THERE'S A TINY CHANCE THEY KNOW ME FROM MY EMBARRASSING TWEETS

THE BUNNIES ARE LEARNING HOW TO STRAFE

blocking cool ppl who choose not to spoiler their lewd pics (i love trauma)

oops forgot to say on here rebrand wooooo get exciteddddd it's been like a week lol.

playing with my kite NOOOOO COME BACKKKKKK

i ate my landlord

hi

he was drinking and driving

big things are happening

help i stayed up til 4:30 am playing minecraft im so tired i had to force myself to stop playing

caught the local goblin

I WORKED SO HARD ON THIS DON'T LET IT FLOPPPPPP

i wish it was over 04

aldi quickster burger was so bad it sobered me up

my masterpiece

post-sneeze mae