When @theSNP took power 18 years ago, the top 20 most deprived areas of the UK, were ALL in Scotland. Today, The top 20 most deprived areas of the UK, are ALL in England. I’ll take that as a positive governance of Scotland.

Lovely to see that Kristi Noem has shit her expensive pants and is ironically mounting a plastic Nuremburg defence fitting for her face and beliefs. #impeach #fuckICE

Can't wait for the ICE version of this. America is watching, recording, collating. Tick-tock. #FuckICE

😂😂😂

#Davos #Trump #dementia

Horsley (Derbyshire) Council By-Election Result: 🌍 GRN: 43.6% (+16.7) ➡️ RFM: 35.5% (+0.6) 🌳 CON: 13.9% (-9.0) 🌹 LAB: 3.8% (-6.5) ☑️ ADV: 1.9% (New) 🔶 LDM: 1.4% (-2.0) No Ind (-1.7) as previous. Green GAIN from Reform. Changes w/ 2025.

It’s taken 32 years but finally Diana Ross can rest easy there’s been a worse penalty in an an international football tournament. #AFCON

Referee now seen jumping in a cab to join Isla and Viktor Lazslo on the last flight from Casablanca. #AFCON

Referee at #AFCON praying that Morroco manage to get into the Senegal box so he can award another few penalties for absolutely fuck all.

SENEGAL......GOOOOOOOOOAAAAALLLLLLLLL

I'm looking forward to extra time in #AFCON. Especially the half a dozen dodgy decisions that have been bought and paid for by Morocco.

MENDY SAVVVVVEEESSSSS! #AFCON #CORRUPTION

Senegal fucking robbed in the #AFCON final. Not a penalty. Not a free kick for their "goal" that was chopped off. Fair play to them walking off. Fucking corrupt.

Disappointed by Barlow here....

Boom!

Since I was 18, I know that whatever I achieve in life, I would reject a UK Honour.

As a Scottish Independence supporter I think the BBC news output, particularly in Scotland is awful. I still, stupidly, pay the licence fee. IF the BBC pays one penny to that Orange Nazi, I will consider that MY money and I won't be paying ever again. #bbc #trump #ICEsocialmedia

Benjamin Netanyahu has been given the FIFA Urban Renewal award for his "redevelopment" of Gaza. #fuckFIFA #Corruption #worldcupdraw

Steve Clarke is famously miserable. Watching this fucking shambles of a world cup draw I'm sure we are all Steve Clarke. #worldcupdraw

Donald wearing his wee medal like a Jim'll Fix It badge. Fucking nonce.

I enjoyed finding out that the Northern Line had slight delays this morning rather than the usual "Scotland is fucking shite". Can we just bulldoze this place?

Theakston's XB in the Old Ship Inn, Perth. Terrific pint in a quality pub. Lovely! #theakstons #Perth #realale

🎶 @colbertlateshow.bsky.social presents viral musical sensation Jesse Welles, who performed "Join ice", a tune from his latest EP, 'No Kings' #joinice #jessewelles #resist #vote #nokings #quietpiggy #piggy #epstein #latenight #colbert

Still got a massive smile all over my face at this. Sometimes i remember what just happened and start laughing all over again. The sheer unadulterated joy of football concentrated in just a few minutes. www.theguardian.com/football/202...

Just for once....

#ireland #ronaldo

Hang it in the Louvre! #IREPOR

Ronaldo already out the minicab and onto his private jet at Dublin Airport like the selfish selfabsorbed ponce he is. 81 minutes played. #redcard #irlpor #coybig

Let's get the fuck out of this union!...💪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿💪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿💪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Cut benefits, cut minimum wage, raise retirement age, means test pensions, get rid of the NHS. Why are you voting for Farage?

Get your kicks.....on D66!! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Things we like to see..🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿✊😎

I hope Cochrane lives long enough to see the butcher's apron lowered for a final time on Edinburgh Castle....and Cardiff.....and Belfast. #yes #independence #snp #plaid #sinnfein

Another day and more home improvements at the White House. #epstein #fucktrump

Black Sheep Bitter in Beverley. Lovely town. Even lovelier pint! #yorkshire #bitter #blacksheep

This is somehow simultaneously both the finest Scottish comeback ever and one for which neither Steve Clarke nor Scotland deserve any credit.

Soon to be Buroodog it would seem.....

Delighted that our Housing Bill was just passed by the Scottish Parliament. It will deliver a fairer deal for tenants - more affordable rents, safer homes, stronger protections. It will help prevent homelessness, and ultimately, change lives. And it will bring new investment in housing.

How quick can you learn Russian? Might be useful with the junta when Reform get in.

Starmer can shove his digital "britcard" up his arse. Fuck all to do with "immigration". All about control. Papers please. Fuck off. #digitalID #stasistate

When is this happening? Where's Godot? Do I need clean underwear??? #rapture #oasis #notdead

Graham Linehan gets arrested for being a horrible prick. His reaction? Yup. He actually said it....

Unbelievable Jeff...... He'll be remembered for this until the day he dies....🤣

"What's your policy on pavement parking?" ".............." "You've Got my vote!"

Just a reminder, he actually begged his mum for the money. It was probably YOUR money as a UK taxpayer used to save this nonce.

With the end of betting sponsorship in the Premier League next year, I hope Bournemouth manage a deal replacing BJ88 with BJ and the Bear. Get the team bus replaced by an 18 wheeler driven by a chimpanzee. Make it happen! #bournemouth