BN Your Mom
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Sticking Your Mom into Buffalo News headlines. Just how she likes it.
BREAKING: A Code Blue has been issued for WNY and a Code Blue Balls has been issued for Your Mom's bedroom
about 1 year ago
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BREAKING: Despite the weather, millions are expected to gather outside tonight to watch Your Mom's ball drop.
#NYE
about 1 year ago
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BREAKING: Your Mom makes me want to SHOUT
over 1 year ago
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Buffalo Sports Haiku
over 1 year ago
After a dry spell Got four big inches last night Your mom is jealous
#Haiku
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BREAKING: Although Josh Allen was named Offensive Player of the Week, he's still not nearly as offensive as Your Mom
#Billsmafia
over 1 year ago
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SethFromThe716
over 1 year ago
Fewer people have been
#InsideTheDrones
than inside your mom.
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BREAKING: Bluesky officially crosses 25 million users and may soon have more active daily users than Your Mom π¦
over 1 year ago
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BREAKING: The Travel Ban has been lifted in the Towns of Hamburg and Evans, but all routes into Your Mom are still off limits
over 1 year ago
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BREAKING: As another band of lake effect hits the area, Your Mom is reportedly receiving up to 6" per hour this afternoon
over 1 year ago
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BREAKING: Facing massive stadium cost overruns and an NHL team that has been hemorrhaging money for over a decade, Bills owner Terry Pegula has sold 20.6% of Your Mom
over 1 year ago
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BREAKING: FIFA President Gianni Infantino announces that the 2034 Football World Cup will be held in Your Mom
over 1 year ago
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BREAKING: Following the departure of Byron Brown, Common Council member Rasheed N.C. Wyatt is now the third candidate to officially enter Your Mom
over 1 year ago
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BREAKING: The Bills announced that Keon Coleman and Dalton Kincaid are both inactive today, but that, as always, Your Mom plans to be very active during the game
over 1 year ago
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BREAKING: Your Mom makes me want to throw my head back and SHOUT
over 1 year ago
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BREAKING: A panel of federal judges upheld a law that could lead to Americans being banned from logging on to Your Mom by mid-January
over 1 year ago
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BREAKING: The worst of the snowfall is over for now, but WNYer are urged to be careful because Your Mom may still be wet and slippery
over 1 year ago
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BREAKING: Your Mom is happy to hear that unlike the Thanksgiving storm that was mostly in the south towns, everyone in WNY could get 8" to 12" on Thursday
over 1 year ago
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BN Your Mom
Lovirae
over 1 year ago
π Imagine this: the oldest "your mom" joke dates back over 3,500 years, carved into a Babylonian tablet! Turns out, humor has ancient roots. So, next time you're cracking jokes, remember you're part of a tradition thatβs as old as civilization itself! π
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BREAKING: Josh Allen scored three times tonight before even seeing Your Mom
over 1 year ago
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BREAKING: Your Mom makes me want to throw my hands up and SHOUT.
#Billsmafia
over 1 year ago
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BREAKING: The Bills announce the following: LB Matt Milano is ACTIVE WR Keon Coleman is INACTIVE Your Mom has a TIGHT END
over 1 year ago
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BREAKING: Effective 10 AM, all Driving Bans have been lifted in Erie County, but motorists are still advised to take it slow while riding Your Mom today
over 1 year ago
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BREAKING: Hearts are breaking all over WNY as Josh Allen announced that he is now engaged to Your Mom
over 1 year ago
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BREAKING: On this Black Friday, customers braved the cold and stood in long lines hoping to be the first to get their hands on Your Mom
over 1 year ago
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BREAKING: A new poll shows that a majority of Americans say that they are most thankful for Your Mom this year
over 1 year ago
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BREAKING: The first lake effect snow of the season is on the way, with some areas expected to receive up to two feet. Your Mom would be happy with a solid 8"
over 1 year ago
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BREAKING: Buffalo Mayor Christopher P. Scanlon said Oluwole A. βOJβ McFoy will step down as general manager of the Buffalo Sewer Authority and chairman of the Buffalo Water Board in order to take a position in Your Mom
over 1 year ago
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BREAKING: Matt Gaetz, President-elect Trumpβs pick for attorney general, has pulled out of Your Mom
over 1 year ago
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BREAKING: Buffalo Bills owner Terry Pegula is set to sell about a 20% stake in Your Mom, according to a report by Sports Business Journal
over 1 year ago
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BREAKING: Your Mom makes me want to SHOUT
over 1 year ago
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BREAKING: Donald Trump is tapping Tulsi Gabbard to be Director of National Intelligence. He also plans to tap Your Mom.
over 1 year ago
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BREAKING: With Diggs and Gabe Davis off of the team, Josh Allen will likely be throwing it into Your Mom very frequently next season
almost 2 years ago
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BREAKING: Buffalo Mayor Byron Brown will not run for Rep. Higgins' soon-to-be-vacant congressional seat, but will continue to pursue Your Mom's seat
about 2 years ago
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BREAKING: Bills fans have mixed reactions about the possibility that today was the last time they'd ever see Bill Belichick on Your Mom
about 2 years ago
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BREAKING: Crowds in major cities all over the world are gathering to watch giant balls drop on Your Mom tonight
about 2 years ago
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BREAKING: The Sabres announced that head coach Don Granato is ill. Rochester head coach Seth Appert will assume his responsibilities behind Your Mom tonight
about 2 years ago
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BREAKING: Donald Trump promises he will appeal after the Maine Secretary of State removed him from Your Mom
about 2 years ago
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BREAKING: Transportation officials warn to take it slow on the roads of WNY tonight because the fog is expected to be "As dense as Your Mom"
about 2 years ago
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BREAKING: The Bills have activated Kair Elam, who had hurt his ankle and has been on Your Mom since November 2
about 2 years ago
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BREAKING: NBC announced that for the first time ever, during the fourth quarter of the Bills game on Saturday, they will not show a commercial or Your Mom
over 2 years ago
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BREAKING: After last night's big win over the Cowboys, the Bills now have a 70% chance of getting into Your Mom
over 2 years ago
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BREAKING: The Bills were able to hold on for an important victory last night after a Chiefs receiver was correctly penalized for lining up on Your Mom
over 2 years ago
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BREAKING: County Executive Mark Poloncarz announed that he is not interested in filling the vacancy that Brian Higgins left in Your Mom
over 2 years ago
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BREAKING: Your Mom is still a bit sloppy this morning, with untreated areas still very slick
over 2 years ago
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BREAKING: After a year in which crowds flocked to see her, she starred in a movie and dated a football player, Time magazine has named Your Mom their Person of the Year
over 2 years ago
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BREAKING: Tage Thompson confirmed that for the first time since injuring his lower body, he will be back in Your Mom tonight
over 2 years ago
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BREAKING: Transportation officials say that the morning commute today is "As messy as Your Mom"
over 2 years ago
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BREAKING: In an attempt to get him some more action, the
#Sabres
have loaned Devon Levi to Your Mom
over 2 years ago
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BREAKING: Motorists are advised to give themselves extra time this morning, as many areas of Your Mom are still slick and slippery after last night's action
over 2 years ago
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BREAKING: For the first time this season, conditions will allow for WNY roads and Your Mom to get plowed
over 2 years ago
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