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Remember, everyone: We only need two things to achieve World Peace: ✅ Nearly everyone to agree that being a bad person is bad, and nobody should be a bad person. ⬜ Nearly everyone to agree what constitutes being a bad person vs being a good person.

This NYD, I bring you a reminder

Thanks again to @darkartsstudios.bsky.social for my Cheese/Weed Derg!

Singing Cotton Eyed Joe without contractions suddenly makes it sound like a missive from Victorian era England "𝘐𝘧 𝘪𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘊𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘰𝘯 𝘌𝘺𝘦𝘥 𝘑𝘰𝘦, 𝘐 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘨𝘰"

For those of you looking for a good horror movie that won't leave you with nightmares, but is extremely exciting, check out The Cabin In The Woods (2011) www.imdb.com/title/tt1259... SPOILERS IN SCREENSHOTS OF REASONS IT'S SO GOODN

Among other things, one of my responsibilities at work is making sure the gages we use are protected against damage during use or storage. Every time I think I have enough labels with damage protection instructions to idiot proof the process, we hire better idiots. It is very frustrating.

Much like how the balls are the tits of the dick, the ass is the balls of the back.

Hello to all my Meme Kobolds! I'm leaving Imgur and have found a new home at the "The ImgCats" Most of my time in the coming weeks will be taken up by helping to coordinate feature and function requests for this new home.

Really pissed off about MediaLab murdering the Imgur website. That community has been my home for over 12 years. I knew it would change over time, but I never expected a Venture Crapitalist company would buy it out just to kill it. Fuck You, Media Lab #FuckYouMediaDaddy

Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything theonion.com/conserv...

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you guys really like lil guy huh heres more of him :3

I'm so tired right now that if I were to lay down on the floor in a roughly circular shape, and you were to walk by me, you might mistake me for a tire.

If your self-esteem ever tells you that you're not good enough, just tell it in a firm voice "go fuck yourself" and then it can't legally make you feel bad.

Ready for some 100% Pure, Fresh-Squeezed PyroDragon OC?

EAT SHIT ELON ZUCKERBERG! SO LONG AS YOU ALLOW NAZI PROPAGANDA ON YOUR SERVICES I WILL NEVER, EVER CEASE POSTING HORSE COCKS! I HAVE 525,600 ALTERNATE ACCOUNTS! ALL OF THEM ARE POSTING HORSE DICKS! YOUR AUNT MARIE? ONE OF MY HORSE DICK ACCOUNTS!

Aight, since itch.io is probably going to ban my comics because of payment processor pressure. Get em while you can. Cause I don't know many other places I can possibly sell them at this point. profile link below. dark-arts.itch.io

I finally got this commissioned! By bsky.app/profile/nyac...

Here are the Top 5 Dogs of June!

Have you ever been reading something that some random fucking weirdo on the internet had typed up, and then gradually, you began to think to yourself "Gee, this all sure reads a lot like something that some random fucking weirdo would type up."?

NEW FLAGS!!!