Had a dream Tim Drake decided to take this suit and start calling himself Fruitbat

Would love to use a hole right now #fcf

Chat, how do I boyfriend-proof the thermostat?

Wish it were the real thing

Look at my butt #humpday

I hope Samsung never updates this emoji to their style

reskeet if you’re radically pro-transgender

Peekaboo #mcm

Abolish wedding barns

Would love to use a hole right now #fcf

Having a cozy #fcf

I've had a long day, I need someone to rub my butt #humpday

How does every other ship in Starfleet need two people to initiate self destruction, but Janeway can do it by herself every other episode?

Give it a lick while you're down there #tummytuesday

Having a cozy #fcf

Elect me President of the World and I will abolish recap episodes.

Where is the "Hell No" option?

Really wish bf was home right now

Commander Sisko is so sassy

Office almost complete

Guess who passed out twice getting his blood drawn

I nicked by balls shaving 😭

Hope everyone's having a good Saturday ❤️

What do you want to do to it? #mcm

Finally getting around to getting rid of the millennial gray in our house, starting with my office

I just so excited for my power bill to skyrocket 🙄

Petition for #fcf to also stand for flex cock Friday

Can the end of the world wait until Lady Gaga and Doechii's new single releases?

Tgi #fcf

What do you want to do to it? #mcm

YES GODDD????????

We should bring back trepanation. I think that would fix me

You wanna lick it?

🎶If I only could, I'd make a deal with God Two avocados for 10 bucks🎶

PrEP ads are getting absolutely unhinged

Between the time change and the weather it's the perfect time to be lazy #mcm

Pretend I wrote something funny here, I really just wanted to show my butt

It's throbbing 😩

Markwayne is a fucking stupid name

The Pentagon being run by incels makes so much sense

u fuckin wot mate

Ro Laren and the Case of the Ever Shrinking Bob

I love working from home

4/5 I'll take it

Good #mcm morning

Lick it while I game? #humpday

Play with my joystick?

Spending #humpday in my pjs because I can't go anywhere with the wall of ice blocking my garage 😂

The country is going to Hell and the Democrats are posting Hobama edits on TikTok 🙃

As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.

ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.