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I will take this dumb take as a flimsy springboard to show the absolutely exquisite apple pie that my friend made of me and my husband for our wedding

Just wrapped my timeline in 3 ½ feet of bacon. LittleCaesarsBaconTimeline.com

Inch two of 3 ½ feet of bacon.

Inch three of 3 ½ feet.

Fourth inch of a @LittleCaesars 3 ½ foot strip of bacon.

Inch five of 3 ½ feet of bacon.

Keep scrolling. We wrap our pizza in a lot of bacon.

Inch seven of 3 ½ feet.

Inch eight...

Inch nine of Little Caesars Bacon Timeline.

Inch ten.

Inch eleven.

Only 2 ½ feet of Little Caesars bacon to go.

Inch thirteen of 3 ½ feet.

Inch fourteen of a Little Caesars strip of bacon.

Inch fifteen...

You guessed it, inch sixteen.

We wrap our pizza in a pretty long strip of bacon huh?

Inch eighteen.

Here’s inch nineteen...

Inch twenty of 3 ½ feet.

The @LittleCaesars Bacon Timeline halfway point.

This is inch twenty-two.

Inch twenty-three.

Inch twenty-four of a Little Caesars strip of bacon.

Inch twenty-five of 3 ½ feet.

Inch twenty-six.

Inch twenty-seven on your timeline courtesy of Little Caesars.

Inch twenty-eight of 3 ½ feet.

And we’re done!

Just kidding. More @LittleCaesars Bacon Timeline.

Inch thirty-one of 3 ½ feet of bacon.

Inch thirty-two of 3 ½ feet.

Official Little C’s thirty-third inch.

Inch thirty-four of 3 ½ feet.

Inch thirty-five...

Still the same strip of bacon we use on our pizza. Almost there.

Inch thirty-seven of 3 ½ feet.

Inch thirty-eight.

Inch thirty-nine of Little Caesars Bacon Timeline.

Inch forty of 3 ½ feet of bacon.

Inch forty-one of 3 ½ feet of bacon.

End of @LittleCaesars Bacon Timeline. Time to enjoy the real thing at a location nearest you littlecaesars.com/locations

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