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Normalize guys calling each other Hoes
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Pretty sure Netflix’s new Simon Cowell show counts as body horror.
3 days ago
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A real adult does not “use the bathroom.” They “win at toilet”.
4 days ago
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Some people just aren’t cut out to live in Montreal
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5 days ago
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McDavid hearing everyone say MacKinnon’s got the Art Ross locked up
5 days ago
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“A second side-arm reliever just signed with the Blue Jays…”
5 days ago
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My sales pitch to lure MLB free agents to the Blue Jays: What if the Dodgers didn’t play in a violent, fascist theocracy?
9 days ago
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At this point I would rather have Charlie Rocket’s post-SNL career than Fallon’s.
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9 days ago
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Just won the Dad Olympics by turning David Lee Roth’s Just Like Livin’ In Paradise into Just Six Seven In Paradise. Unrelated, does anyone know the cure for 46 tiny stab wounds?
9 days ago
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Welcome to one of the two garbage months of the year without Major League Baseball
10 days ago
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Wayne Gretzky’s World Cup Draw appearance counts as branded content for Tito’s vodka
13 days ago
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The World Cup Peace Prize was originally called The Montgomery Burns Award For Outstanding Achievement In The Field of Excellence
13 days ago
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I feel like there was a meeting I missed where everyone just decided to start backing into parking spaces from now on? What is the reasoning? Does everyone need to make quick getaways?
17 days ago
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The only duo I choose in NBA Jam
18 days ago
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Mike Schuster
26 days ago
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International MEN’S day? Plural?! My brother in Xenu, there is only one International Man and it’s Austin Powers. This is well known!
28 days ago
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Viktor Winetrout
about 1 month ago
[Werner Herzog voice] Mr. Potato Head is a monstrosity. More than a vegetable, yet less than human. With two feet, but no legs. His body parts interchangeable pieces. A grotesque plastic nightmare unworthy of love.
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I don’t know how to say this but, Monty’s cooked. Bring Dobes and leave him there.
#Habs
about 1 month ago
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Me every single time I see Shohei Ohtani with Decoy:
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about 1 month ago
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Brought my kid to Vladdy’s baseball camp and it is precisely the underwhelming cash grab I worried it would be
about 1 month ago
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Somewhere in Canada, there’s a self-styled “cool” middle school history teacher proudly informing their students that Confederation took place in 18 SIX-SEVEN!
about 1 month ago
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If There’s Grass On The Field, Play Ball By Megyn Kelly Foreword by Pete Rose
about 1 month ago
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lol SNL trying to whitewash Pete Davidson’s Riyadh sellout
about 1 month ago
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The Habs are truly the winter Jays
about 1 month ago
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If I were an MLB free agent, I’d choose the one ascendant team that doesn’t play in a collapsing fascist theocracy. But that’s me!
about 1 month ago
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Canada loves George Springer more than LA could ever hate him
about 2 months ago
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Next time listen to the Mayor, goddamnit
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about 2 months ago
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The Jays are about to buy the World Series on layaway: $500M over 14 years. Money well spent.
about 2 months ago
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WAKE UP PERVERTS THE BLUE JAYS ARE WINNING THE WORLD SERIES TODAY!!!
about 2 months ago
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Toronto is about to set records for self-serve Halloween candy and unsupervised trick or treaters, during tonight’s World Series
about 2 months ago
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Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor the child rapist? THAT Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor?
about 2 months ago
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So does jizz!
about 2 months ago
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Turns out the Times bought periodontist John Voight’s car.
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about 2 months ago
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Do Toronto’s children understand that Halloween lasts precisely until first pitch?
about 2 months ago
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Hang it in the National Gallery and make it the highlight of every field trip for the rest of time
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about 2 months ago
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Literally a subplot of this week’s The Morning Show lolll
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about 2 months ago
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Did any ICE agents die today? Need some good news.
about 2 months ago
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The most 2025 possible outcome of this game would be Myles Straw homering off RokI Sasaki
about 2 months ago
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We should probably stop pitching to the greatest player of all time
about 2 months ago
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at its core, the deeply irrational Conservative hatred of JT is rooted in his ability to get laid
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about 2 months ago
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The dweeb in the I Bet On Us, You? t-shirt needs to sit the fuck down at a minimum, and in an ideal world, drink an entire bottle of bleach
about 2 months ago
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So we all just gonna gloss over the fact that Colonel Sanders is a.) at the Dome tonight, and b.) Blue Jays fan?
about 2 months ago
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Every time he threatens a trade war, we score 10 more runs
about 2 months ago
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Sorry, you tried to beat the 2025 Toronto Blue Jays? At BASEBALL?!
about 2 months ago
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Hey tell me more about Goliath…
about 2 months ago
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Mustaches have become the clearest signifier that a man was born after 2000
about 2 months ago
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This could be the historic World Series where a broadcaster finally describes the raucous crowd using a word other than “electric”!
about 2 months ago
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At what point are we gonna update history books to accurately reflect how Russia won the Cold War?
about 2 months ago
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Can’t wait for the SkyDome to give Blake Trienen and Clayton Kershaw the full Anthony Bass treatment!
about 2 months ago
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