No one is fighting for or against AI harder than the people who post on LinkedIn.

ALL THE TIME steff.substack.com/p/diane

Diane. steff.substack.com/p/diane

"We're too addicted to our phones so we should smoke cigarettes" is the dumbest part of the whole thing for me

Are you mogging me? Are *you* mogging me?

*Mildly* trolling LinkedIn by posting non-career related things has become my favorite way to engage with social media.

I don't even listen to Geese but when I do that kid makes me CRY

Starting to believe that a Snack Pack is a perfect portion of pudding.

PLEASE NEVER LET THIS HAPPEN AGAIN THIS SHOULD NOT HAPPEN

THIS IS WHAT’S AT STAKE. If we cede Oxford comma to AI, the entire language will fall like a meaningless house of slop.

Another year and I am still not friends with any of my ex lovers.

My dream last night involved riding in the bed of a truck with a very shirtless, very horny Hugh Jackman. And ya know what? It was nice.

I posted something silly on LinkedIn yesterday for the sake of joyful anarchy and I have to thank this account for telling me for years that "NOTHING MATTERS."

Okay sometimes I think "I can always sell pics of my feet" but never have I ever EVER thought "I can always sell a course."

Marilyn Monroe was a comedic genius

I DREAMT THAT AUSTIN BUTLER STARTED ANSWERING ALL HIS RED CARPET INTERVIEW QUESTIONS WITH "AS ELON MUSK SAYS" AND I WAS SO HEARTBROKEN AND UPSET

On Sunday night, I posted my Oscars prayers. They weren't all answered. Here's the follow up. steff.substack.com/p/serves-me-...

Delroy Lindo needs to win Best Supporting Actor, but I *will* be happy if Jacob Elordi wins and then Teemo Tay does NOT win later, cuz I dunno, they're in the same age bracket and it just seems like it'd be funny.

It must be done.

I liked "One Battle After Another" a lot. Quite a lot. I don't want it to win Best Picture.

Please give "Sinners" all the Oscars

losing an hour on International Women’s Day feels right

The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive

I can't eat all these banana muffins but should I ?

I was supposed to be asleep by now

"You're as sensual as a pencil" is genius ok

I am now going to type a lot of words about Cape Fear (1962)...and ONLY Cape Fear (1962).

Latest substack is up. steff.substack.com/p/epic

The social media campaign for Wuthering Heights was a work of art.

I know that in my dream last night I was riding in a car with someone flipping through a travel CD case and I turned to them and yelled "DAVID BOWIE JUST GOT BETTER AND BETTER."

Nothing like a brief, violent cry.

Man I love the sun

That movie better have the song. You know exactly what I mean.

Oh it's a weird day

Yeah because this messaging always works sooo well.

Kim Kardashian, prison reform advocate and ~lawyer~, should go to Minneapolis. I'm serious.

....It's time for a massive ice cream cone I just know it

"The Doomsday Clock Is Closest Than Its Ever Been" yeah yeah they say that every year though

No, I'm being serious, WHAT are they DOING in the HYACINTH HOUSE?

It's still true. 359 words.

Robert Mitchum I would spoon feed you liverwurst if you were too tired after a long day of being hot.

Posted this to my substack months ago when Tweedle Dumbass launched a couple-a missiles and scared the hell out of all of us. Would love if you gave it a listen. substack.com/home/post/p-...

They can't handle how unpopular they are.

Damn. I know that's right.

I don't know if Blue Moon was good, but when I was watched it I felt a euphoric rush of "they don't make 'em this dorky anymore."

Well, I guess I'm back.

I know I have PMS because this warmed up can of veggie chili is the greatest thing I've ever tasted.

hey sorry, can’t. busy.

fellas, is it gay to have a functional modern economy?