Delroy Lindo needs to win Best Supporting Actor, but I *will* be happy if Jacob Elordi wins and then Teemo Tay does NOT win later, cuz I dunno, they're in the same age bracket and it just seems like it'd be funny.

It must be done.

I liked "One Battle After Another" a lot. Quite a lot. I don't want it to win Best Picture.

Please give "Sinners" all the Oscars

losing an hour on International Women’s Day feels right

The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive

I can't eat all these banana muffins but should I ?

I was supposed to be asleep by now

"You're as sensual as a pencil" is genius ok

I am now going to type a lot of words about Cape Fear (1962)...and ONLY Cape Fear (1962).

Latest substack is up. steff.substack.com/p/epic

The social media campaign for Wuthering Heights was a work of art.

I know that in my dream last night I was riding in a car with someone flipping through a travel CD case and I turned to them and yelled "DAVID BOWIE JUST GOT BETTER AND BETTER."

Nothing like a brief, violent cry.

Man I love the sun

That movie better have the song. You know exactly what I mean.

Oh it's a weird day

Yeah because this messaging always works sooo well.

Kim Kardashian, prison reform advocate and ~lawyer~, should go to Minneapolis. I'm serious.

....It's time for a massive ice cream cone I just know it

"The Doomsday Clock Is Closest Than Its Ever Been" yeah yeah they say that every year though

No, I'm being serious, WHAT are they DOING in the HYACINTH HOUSE?

It's still true. 359 words.

Robert Mitchum I would spoon feed you liverwurst if you were too tired after a long day of being hot.

Posted this to my substack months ago when Tweedle Dumbass launched a couple-a missiles and scared the hell out of all of us. Would love if you gave it a listen. substack.com/home/post/p-...

They can't handle how unpopular they are.

Damn. I know that's right.

I don't know if Blue Moon was good, but when I was watched it I felt a euphoric rush of "they don't make 'em this dorky anymore."

Well, I guess I'm back.

I know I have PMS because this warmed up can of veggie chili is the greatest thing I've ever tasted.

hey sorry, can’t. busy.

fellas, is it gay to have a functional modern economy?

A predictable outcome

I dreamt that I ran into 45 at Graceland. Listen here. steff.substack.com/p/goin-to-dr...

Would seeing a guinea pig in a bucket hat help

I'm at the stage in my editing process where my goal is to make everything hornier.

Please read and sign. No more money to Senate Dems until Chuck step down.

There's a quirk about American politics we're all missing, and we talk past each other because of it. Since the election of 2000, every contest has been so close that any theory that explains about 100,000 votes spread over 3 swing states can and does explain the outcome. Every theory is correct.

I'm reading Didion & Babitz and feeling equally impressed and confused by Eve's decision to remain friends with like, all of her ex lovers.

I'm not convinced Tr*mp supporters give a shit if Gavin Newsom invites Steve Bannon to appear on his podcast. Who the hell is the show actually for? (Not **allegedly** for.)

They want to cut USPS - so they can own it. They want to cut Amtrak - so they can own it. They want to cut Social Security - so they can force you to use private financial firms more. They want to cut Medicare and the VA - so they can force you to use private healthcare more.

This is how I feel 95% of the time

One fun thing in making TEATLES is having an excuse to make random bits and bobs. Like this -

When Tr*mp talks about how the best person should be hired for a job regardless of race or gender, he is NOT talking about the one industry that seems to be doing that exact thing, which is casting the role of Mary Todd Lincoln in "Oh, Mary!"

I'm officially taking back all the times I called Gav Gav fuckable.

I asked this same question of my IG followers the other day. Seriously would love to know.

You, dumb: Gender is a social construct! Me, smart:

issue with “hire more conservative professors” is that they don’t mean “hire a smart guy who happens to think taxes should be lower”, they mean “hire a movement conservative”, and these days there are multiple litmus tests for being that type of person that are “insist this false thing is true”