Steff
@dorkydorkydorky.bsky.social
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No one is fighting for or against AI harder than the people who post on LinkedIn.
1 day ago
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ALL THE TIME
steff.substack.com/p/diane
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3 days ago
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Diane.
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Diane,
I’m trying to write about an episode of Twin Peaks, but I can’t.
https://steff.substack.com/p/diane
4 days ago
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"We're too addicted to our phones so we should smoke cigarettes" is the dumbest part of the whole thing for me
14 days ago
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Freakbeat Takeshi
about 1 month ago
Are you mogging me? Are *you* mogging me?
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*Mildly* trolling LinkedIn by posting non-career related things has become my favorite way to engage with social media.
about 1 month ago
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I don't even listen to Geese but when I do that kid makes me CRY
about 1 month ago
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Starting to believe that a Snack Pack is a perfect portion of pudding.
about 1 month ago
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I'm Talking About Cape Fear
There’s a new Cape Fear remake on the horizon, and this time it’s a limited series for AppleTV+.
https://open.substack.com/pub/steff/p/im-talking-about-cape-fear?r=k07y4&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
about 1 month ago
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PLEASE NEVER LET THIS HAPPEN AGAIN THIS SHOULD NOT HAPPEN
about 1 month ago
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New Flesh 🍓 🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈
about 1 month ago
THIS IS WHAT’S AT STAKE. If we cede Oxford comma to AI, the entire language will fall like a meaningless house of slop.
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Another year and I am still not friends with any of my ex lovers.
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about 1 month ago
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My dream last night involved riding in the bed of a truck with a very shirtless, very horny Hugh Jackman. And ya know what? It was nice.
about 1 month ago
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I posted something silly on LinkedIn yesterday for the sake of joyful anarchy and I have to thank this account for telling me for years that "NOTHING MATTERS."
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about 2 months ago
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Okay sometimes I think "I can always sell pics of my feet" but never have I ever EVER thought "I can always sell a course."
about 2 months ago
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Marilyn Monroe was a comedic genius
about 2 months ago
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I DREAMT THAT AUSTIN BUTLER STARTED ANSWERING ALL HIS RED CARPET INTERVIEW QUESTIONS WITH "AS ELON MUSK SAYS" AND I WAS SO HEARTBROKEN AND UPSET
about 2 months ago
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On Sunday night, I posted my Oscars prayers. They weren't all answered. Here's the follow up.
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Serves Me Right for Praying
Why I'm Still a Sinner
https://steff.substack.com/p/serves-me-right-for-praying
2 months ago
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Delroy Lindo needs to win Best Supporting Actor, but I *will* be happy if Jacob Elordi wins and then Teemo Tay does NOT win later, cuz I dunno, they're in the same age bracket and it just seems like it'd be funny.
2 months ago
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Lilly ⭐️
2 months ago
It must be done.
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I liked "One Battle After Another" a lot. Quite a lot. I don't want it to win Best Picture.
2 months ago
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Please give "Sinners" all the Oscars
2 months ago
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky
2 months ago
losing an hour on International Women’s Day feels right
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Laura Jedeed
3 months ago
The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive
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I can't eat all these banana muffins but should I ?
3 months ago
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I was supposed to be asleep by now
3 months ago
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"You're as sensual as a pencil" is genius ok
3 months ago
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I am now going to type a lot of words about Cape Fear (1962)...and ONLY Cape Fear (1962).
3 months ago
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Latest substack is up.
steff.substack.com/p/epic
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EPiC
A Note on Obsession
https://steff.substack.com/p/epic
3 months ago
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The social media campaign for Wuthering Heights was a work of art.
3 months ago
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I know that in my dream last night I was riding in a car with someone flipping through a travel CD case and I turned to them and yelled "DAVID BOWIE JUST GOT BETTER AND BETTER."
3 months ago
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Nothing like a brief, violent cry.
3 months ago
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Man I love the sun
3 months ago
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That movie better have the song. You know exactly what I mean.
4 months ago
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Oh it's a weird day
4 months ago
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Yeah because this messaging always works sooo well.
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4 months ago
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Kim Kardashian, prison reform advocate and ~lawyer~, should go to Minneapolis. I'm serious.
4 months ago
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....It's time for a massive ice cream cone I just know it
4 months ago
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"The Doomsday Clock Is Closest Than Its Ever Been" yeah yeah they say that every year though
4 months ago
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No, I'm being serious, WHAT are they DOING in the HYACINTH HOUSE?
4 months ago
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It's still true. 359 words.
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4 months ago
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Robert Mitchum I would spoon feed you liverwurst if you were too tired after a long day of being hot.
4 months ago
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Posted this to my substack months ago when Tweedle Dumbass launched a couple-a missiles and scared the hell out of all of us. Would love if you gave it a listen.
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Galaxies
I’m not sure why, but I woke up the other morning thinking about a piece I wrote last November about a conversation I had with my mother a few days after that goddamn election.
https://substack.com/home/post/p-166702398
4 months ago
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They can't handle how unpopular they are.
4 months ago
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Damn. I know that's right.
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4 months ago
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I don't know if Blue Moon was good, but when I was watched it I felt a euphoric rush of "they don't make 'em this dorky anymore."
4 months ago
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Well, I guess I'm back.
4 months ago
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I know I have PMS because this warmed up can of veggie chili is the greatest thing I've ever tasted.
about 1 year ago
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky
about 1 year ago
hey sorry, can’t. busy.
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Max Berger
about 1 year ago
fellas, is it gay to have a functional modern economy?
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