The sloth scene in Zootopia is so funny 😂

I got invited to a mansion in the Hollywood Hills, and I went. Didn’t die. Will go again.

The first 10 minutes of driving a rental car can be so stressful because how do I get the car out of park, and why is it beeping at me? 😂

Dang, another rapture? Ain’t nobody told me NUTHIN

🚨I have devastating news: 3 months of logging all foods and doing full-body gym sessions (for slow-and-steady body recomposition) does, indeed, work. I am down 8 pounds of fat *in addition to* gaining muscle. I fear I’ll never stop. #FitSky #GymSky

In a moment of reflectin, I removed all the snacks from my shopping cart before checkout. And now I regret it. What am I gonna do with lettuce, raw chicken, and greek yogurt at 11 PM? I WANT A HONEYBUN, DAMMIT.

"How you die does not redeem how you lived." — Rev. Dr. Howard-John Wesley And I'll just leave it right there. #BlackSky

WOW. I literally just found out. He was supposed to come our local university. In fact, I thought he was already here when my friend walked in and said “CK got shot” I thought it was literally up the street. By the way, wow.

The best way to avoid "speaking ill of the dead" is a life where you don't spread illness.

What can I do with my master's degree in statistics that makes me 200k a year? QUICKLY

This is profound I love this 😂

I just started watching It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia🔆 and it’s legit one of THEE funniest shows 😂😂😂 I’m crying at the Season 2 premiere… like 20 years late

“I must stop watching full episodes of ‘That’s So Raven’ on TikTok!” cried Ethan as he watched another.

That’s So Raven is one of the best shows ever, not just one of the best children shows from the 2000s. It’s just objectively funny and balanced. Raven RAN Disney channel back in the day. #BlackSky

Once you start going to the gym and seeing actual progress, (much faster than you expected, too) you literally cannot imagine stopping. Completely impossible. Full body, 4 days a week is the way to go. Splits are for the birds 🫡

When it’s finally time to spell that word you’ve only ever heard, but have never seen written out Then you spell it so bad, spellcheck is useless

Friendly reminder that HIV does not discriminate based on sexual orientation. Women need to get tested too! Especially with what’s going on in Atlanta and Houston? DL men or not, there’s a much larger issue & conversation to be had about lack of access + lack of education around sexual health.

Still trying to tune my algorithm toward better vibes and away from “the world is awful” 🫡

Why yes, I do have the Sanford and Som theme song saved to my music library. And what about it? 😂 #BlackSky

This show gets wilder each episode lmaoooo #thehuntingwives

Everyone on this show need to go to jail #TheHuntingWives

I know she’s a fictional character, but Margo might be one of the worst people EVER 😂. Pure mess and disaster everywhere she goes #TheHuntingWives #tv #netflix

I hate to say it, but The Hunting Wives on Netflix has me in a chokehold right now (No, it’s not a reality show)

Desperate Housewives

The day it happens, it’s gonna be a glorious day. We’re gonna be dancing in the streets: work is canceled, cookouts everything, that “Oh Happy Day” song playing from all corners. 🇺🇸

The gym should not be this crowded at 11:30 PM! Fix it Jesus! Why is every teenager in town here 😂

I’m so glad English is my first language because I could not handle learning the rules of this Franken-language as a second one 😂

“I JUST cleaned this m*****f***ing kitchen! Why is it a mess???” …I scream aloud to myself, the person who messed it up 🫠

Just wanna make sure and remind #chemistry teachers about chemquiz.net/quizzes/ ! Such a great resource! #iteachchem #scisky #science @acs.org

I swear companies look at Black Mirror episodes for inspiration

Ok so I’m starting to understand 🫨

So AI-generated music is not only all over Spotify, spammers have figured out how to get AI songs onto the profiles of real artists, many of whom are dead. Reason #23723487849 to quit spotify and also a reminder we live in hell www.404media.co/spotify-publ...

Yikes

F***, I guess we’re switching from Spotify to Apple Music 😭🫠. #news #music

Whoaaa @gratefulimpala.bsky.social. Darby and Jones: I just discovered they’re real! (now i must got into an Australian media rabbit hole because what about Ash May and Dr. Love Wisdom!?) #BabeRainbow

Shaking my ass to Tame Impala >>>>>>>>>>>

UPDATE: it just got interesting! I’m here for it! 👀

Finally catching up on the latest season of Black Mirror. Currently on the Bête Noir episode, halfway through. And wow, this one is sooo slow and uninteresting. I hope it turns around. Very weak follow up to Common People. #BlackMirror #Netflix #TV #BlackSky

Nobody: My brain to myself: “You’re the only person sweating in this gym and you should be embarrassed because EVERYONE IS STARING”

A song you HATE that also gets stuck in your head randomly for no reason? “Alejandro” by Lady Gaga

My college roommate was definitely stealing stuff from our rooms, if only I can go back in time and put a security camera…

I missed an exit once, and it added almost 30 minutes to my travel time. Do you know how sick I was? 😂😂 And no, I could not turn around

Do you know how many problems would be solved if people were more HONEST?

1) The receptionist who lied about not getting her Uber Eats order & got confronted by the driver on VIDEO? 2) The Indian visitor lady arrested for stealing thousands from Target over 7 hrs on VIDEO? 3) The CEO caught having an affair with his coworker on VIDEO? The Internet been busy this week!

Do y’all actually use cruise control? Because I use it way too much. This 2 miles of road before my exit? Absolutely.

If you're having a bad day, at least you didn't get caught on video at a Coldplay concert having an affair with the director of HR at the AI company where you're the CEO. Oh, with the VP of HR (who definitely knew everything) as the third wheel. Oop.

Game of Thrones is much, much better the second time around. And far less confusing.

Listen, "automo' bills" absolutely ate in that Destiny's Child song. The first time I caught that as a kid, I was like 😳 #BlackSky #music

Is Nicki Minaj OK because what is going on 🤣

Today, I learned that parboiling means “partial boiling” I need to sit down