They're moving.....shit.

The Elites and the remaining sentinels took care of most of the dead. There are parts of the Ring you just don't go to, but for the most part its pretty boring. That said, I haven't slept in days. I'm fiiiiiiiiiiine.

⑊ ɪɴꜰʀᴀᴄᴛɪᴏɴꜱ ᴄᴏɴᴛɪɴᴜᴇᴅ ᴛᴜʀɴɪɴɢ ⑊ 𝚕𝚊𝚠 in a universe— of 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗼𝘀 . without its 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘴 we could not ; 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐈 ⠀ changed ≣ 𝙘𝙤𝙡𝙙𝙚𝙧

— A 𝗯𝗹𝗮𝗱𝗲 among many • sharp with 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘦 and Ambition ; 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐲𝐚𝐥 dulls the sharpest edge & so 𝙨𝙞𝙡𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙚 fell

— ❛Just another day at the office.❜

The Delta Halo garrison has to be the worst post in the UNSC. Half the ring is still quarantined, and the other half is spooky as Hell. I studied xenobilogy to study aliens, not LARP as Isaac Clarke.

I am currently deployed to Forerunner Containment Site 12-A. Codename: Lockout. I swear...sometimes they move.

Some higher-ups complain that I never take my armor off, but...its really comfortable.

A distress call has been received from the UNSC.....Saturn? Its pretty old. A passing Unggoy merchant vessel picked it up. Its being decoded now and-.....that can't be right.....nonono.....shit.

Upsilon Protocol is in effect. Deploying Fireteam Remidium.

Case file 2145-7598-SJ. A mysterious symbol has been seen in graffiti all over Megacity One. It appears to be a snake or a worm of some sort coiled around a human brain. A reminder that graffiti carries a sentence of 3 months in the cubes.

Maybe? We have no record of it. But that's for a good reason.

The B. Arthur Memorial Resthome has been closed due to a zombie outbreak. Gimme a few minutes. I'll take care of it.

"Just try it, hotshot."

That is ill-advised.

Good afternoon. Citizens are reminded to seek out their local judge in the event of a zombie bite. For....treatment.

Not understanding that Judge Dredd is satire? 30 years in the cubes.

A reminder that Christmas advertisements are not to be shown until November. I just saw one. In August. Anyone who breaches this ordinance will be spending Christmas in the cubes.

Good morning, citizens. A breach in the wall in District 320-B2 is letting in creatures from the Cursed Earth. You are advised to take an alternate route.

This is how he sleeps. Yes, the helmet stays on. He's reading the latest copy of the Abridged Law Handbook to unwind with Judge Bear-Bear and his gun.

And now a robot uprising is here.....you may want to take an alternate route.

Citizens are advised to stay away from Shopping District 72-2A. We have a demonic incursion in progress.

I am the law. An independent portrayal of Judge Dredd from 2000AD. This character is satire and so is this account.

//okay. I know i just flipped, but what if I go full satire?

Skaven in the sewers...again...

//considering flipping to

Fair enough. Im used to being older than any umgi I talk to.

Good to know, Lad.

Ooooh. Halflings...I suppose you visit the Moot often.

Fair enough. Wait....ratlings? Like the Skaven?!

"Ill pretend I didn't hear that....but yes, tis warm."

"Here we are! This room should keep ya warm. And a little ale should help, too."

Adam has arisen from his cocoon. The Warlock has returned.

The warriors arrived yesterday. A runesmith is arriving by Friday. This place is finally beginning to feel secure. Anything short of a siege won't be able to take this mine. The Ancestors will be proud.

"This way, lass." He leads inside into an already impressive under construction underground hall. Dwarves mined away at a wall.

"Aye, some are half decent miners. You'd better come inside. Don't wanna get eaten by beastmen."

//lol this account is just my Warhammer army

A unit of dwarven warriors is arriving tomorrow. Not that our Slayer, Gori can't handle almost anything that walks, burrows or flies, nor our miners warriors in their own right, but we've been seeing more and more evidence of goblins, and even Skaven in our caves.

"Typical. Umgi schools are too busy teaching about Sigmar or superstitions instead of practical skills, like geography or mining, or how to handle your ale."

She's closer than she thinks. "Well, they don't teach ya much about Dawi* in umgi** schools, do they?" *dwarves **humans

We've found an underground cave. Should save us some time digging. Just need to make sure it's clear of goblins and skaven....

"Ah. This is Mount Grungni. Named for the Dwarven God of the Forge."

"Aye. Goblins, beastmen, orcs and probably a troll or two. Honestly, what are they teaching you humans in your manling schools?"

Our Slayer, Gori took care of them. Reminder to never piss off a Slayer.

"Aye! We're opening a new mine! A new chapter in dwarf history is opening here." He looked very proud. "Now, you'd better come in. Goblins and worse are out here."

"....what's a DnD?"

Update: Orcs.