I'm both happy and sad about how accurate this is 🎵🎶🔊😀😭

@meat22.bsky.social I hate you 🖕 and I hate Davante Adams 🖕

14 innings is enough baseball for me for one night especially when I don't care which team wins. good night world. ⚾️

If Wemby can stay healthy and as productive as he is tonight, he will be the best player ever in the NBA.

I know everyone is currently afraid of the dangers of A.I. taking over, but there are some really funny alternative uses as well. For example, I just watched a video of Tupac Shakur slapping the shit out of Helen Keller in a professional slap fight. www.tiktok.com/@jarvisunhin...

Sadly, another stupid person will be saying this tomorrow.

I'm not sure if I really want to click on this headline or not ... 🤔

First 2025 fantasy football draft results

News: “Malcolm-Jamal Warner, who you’ve admired as a kid, has died” Me: “Noooo!” News: “Ozzy Osbourne, who you’ve admired as a kid, has died” Me: “Noooo!” News: “Hulk Hogan, who you’ve admired as a kid, has died” Me: “Ah. Oh well. What are you gonna do”

Wow I just finished watching the South Park episode from last night. Jesus Christ (literally), they really did something amazing and brave.

Hope he is seeing his mama #RIP

I need this set!

No way on Earth that Diddy didn't get to that jury

Lots of passwords have been breached. This would be a good time to change all your important passwords & to make sure to have 2-factor verification. Never repeat passwords. Minimum change passwords for these accounts: - Google - Apple - Amazon - Facebook - Microsoft - Banking (any financial sites)

Weekend road trip. First stop dinner at The Big Texan (as seen on TV & YouTube)

All of bluesky and twitter right now. It is simultaneously equal parts entertaining and embarrassing.

Big time fan and supporter of TeamUSA

Where do I send my résumé to become the next Pope?

Rest easy Iceman, hope you are happily spiking volleyballs on a beach in the afterlife

Severance season finale was so well done. Hopefully season 3 will be quicker to release.

Get in loser, we're tanking the economy

Taxes have been filed and I see a lot of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches in my future 👎👎🤬🖕

I think Ana de Armas is the only woman who could motivate me to learn Spanish at this point in my life 😍

Holy Shit they finally made John Cena a heel!!!

🖕Meta / Facebook / Instagram johnoliverwantsyourraterotica.com

Too bad this wasn't for real $$$

This game sucks

@meat22.bsky.social @subliminalglory.bsky.social I need your addresses 😁👇

Goddammit Mavericks why!?!?

Dumb choices for both Rumble winners. Wasted potential #WWE #RoyalRumble

To the rest of the world, please don't think all of us are this stupid. It's going to be a long 4 years.

TikTok just shutdown for me

anyone looking for a fun movie trivia game should play www.cinenerdle2.app and do the battle mode. it's free and can be played within the browser so nothing to download. @subliminalglory.bsky.social @bairay92.bsky.social @meat22.bsky.social @choddaboy.bsky.social @nightrhythms.bsky.social

@meat22.bsky.social @choddaboy.bsky.social 2024 is kinda sucking here. Is 2025 any better?

Well shit! Who wants to be my New Year's Eve kiss? @bairay92.bsky.social ? @baileyrayne.bskyverified.social ? @meat22.bsky.social ? @subliminalglory.bsky.social ? @nightrhythms.bsky.social ? All applications are welcome 😷 #FirstTimeWithCovid

hey @meat22.bsky.social 👇 but I still ♥️ you buddy

I miss when ‘sticking it to the man’ didn’t mean sticking it to science, history, and basic empathy.

Oh Fantasy Football Gods, Hear my prayers. Please allow Mark Andrews to get 4 motherfucking points tonight. Also keep the point differential between Quentin Johnson and Ladd McConkey lower than 8.

Optimum result of this "fight" would be Tyson killing Jake Paul and the during the celebration he dies of a heart attack 🤞🥊🥊

Seeing that The Onion has bought Alex Jones' Infowars in a bankruptcy auction and plans to turn it into conspiracy parody site makes this moronic reality we all live in now a little more joyous at least. Got to find the wins wherever they can be found.

Lol first time posting in over a year

Alright CeeDee Lamb, Keenan Allen, and Brandon Aubrey all I need from you tonight is 23 fantasy points combined from the 3 of you. Please help me keep my first-place league status.

Fantasy Football Draft #2. Here is my team.

Fantasy Football Draft #1 is in the books. Here is my team. I think I did okay even with my modem rebooting right at Round 7

Fantasy Football player cheat cheat has been made. Players have been ranked & loaded into Yahoo. Ready for back to back days of drafts

It's September already and the forecast for all this next week is still showing 100+ every single day. ☀️🥵