Dr. Gregory House
@greg-house.bsky.social
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Board Certified Diagnostician at Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital. Everybody lies.
How many of my followers on here are autistic
11 months ago
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I'm still alive
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11 months ago
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Burn you stupid bitch
11 months ago
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15 MG OF MOUSE BITES, STAT
11 months ago
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Bazinga
11 months ago
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Magical Girl Intern (maggi)
11 months ago
Your word is the law, Dr Gregory House
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✦ LillithVexx ✦ COMMS OPEN ✦
11 months ago
Please enjoy my latest updated version of Detox that I’ve been struggling to draw for about a year.. I think I may actually like this one
#housemd
#housemdfanart
#fanart
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Fat Apollo, baby!
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He looks like he just went to the bathroom in the other room and came to tell you about it
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✦ LillithVexx ✦ COMMS OPEN ✦
11 months ago
I have a collection of reskinned House MD drawings to match some of my OCs lol
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✦ LillithVexx ✦ COMMS OPEN ✦
11 months ago
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//ooc I really wanna recruit different house md characters as part of this whole parody thing I'll have my inbox open so DM me if you are interested in running your own account, but Wilson is off limits (already taken)
11 months ago
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phantasmAgaric 🍄
11 months ago
rugged individualist hamburger. hamburger that pulls itself up by the bootstraps. hamburger that doesn't need a fucking helper
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A trans woman runs this account She doesn't give me my vicodin until I post
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11 months ago
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At 69 followers I'll reveal something about the person behind this account cus she's a bitch
11 months ago
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Feed me dirt
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11 months ago
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ellis dex 🌟
12 months ago
he's helping me stop procrastinating
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House Em Deez Nuts
11 months ago
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A patient just asked me what her pin to her credit card was
12 months ago
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Oh man this is gonna be so funny
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12 months ago
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Wilson I'm gay let's fuck
12 months ago
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They made this game so realistic
12 months ago
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Fuck Donald Trump
about 1 year ago
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ijnfuso
about 1 year ago
this is how i feel whenever my leg goes numb for a brief moment
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I call this Vicodin, rhymes with Grug
about 1 year ago
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about 1 year ago
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Do you think Cuddy will fire me if I drug her again
about 1 year ago
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Be not afraid, Wilson
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about 1 year ago
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I need Wilson
about 1 year ago
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Ran out of tweet ideas, what brand is your microwave?
about 1 year ago
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Lee 🏳️⚧️
about 1 year ago
Through friendship and magic mpreg is always possible ✨💙
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Re-watching the Wilson sex tape right now
over 1 year ago
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I'm not gay
over 1 year ago
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How I look at Cuddy after she tells me I can't infect my patient with the Bubonic plague
over 1 year ago
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Still no vicodin Or a Wilson... yet.
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over 1 year ago
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I need vicodin
over 1 year ago
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Cuddy took my phone away my bad
over 1 year ago
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Trans rights.
over 1 year ago
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Veronica Fia Roe
over 1 year ago
Every episode of House MD
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Taking a shit right now
over 1 year ago
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I'm too quick for them though
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over 1 year ago
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Thank God for lesbians
over 1 year ago
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That's my favorite doctor from TV
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over 1 year ago
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Emma™
over 1 year ago
never admit i'm wrong
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3 melted pears in a trench coat
over 1 year ago
You’d steal Wilson’s lunch, stock up on Vicodin and lock yourself in your apartment then spend everyday mocking anti vaxxers online and ignoring Cuddy’s phone calls
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Dude... fuck yes.
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over 1 year ago
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jenny tightpants
over 1 year ago
a friend sent this to me and all i can say is that i would watch the fuck out of this
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over 1 year ago
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Wilson won't frot with me 😑😑
over 1 year ago
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"Hippocratic oath" Literally don't care
over 1 year ago
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