How many of my followers on here are autistic

I'm still alive

Burn you stupid bitch

15 MG OF MOUSE BITES, STAT

Bazinga

Your word is the law, Dr Gregory House

Please enjoy my latest updated version of Detox that I’ve been struggling to draw for about a year.. I think I may actually like this one #housemd #housemdfanart #fanart

He looks like he just went to the bathroom in the other room and came to tell you about it

I have a collection of reskinned House MD drawings to match some of my OCs lol

//ooc I really wanna recruit different house md characters as part of this whole parody thing I'll have my inbox open so DM me if you are interested in running your own account, but Wilson is off limits (already taken)

rugged individualist hamburger. hamburger that pulls itself up by the bootstraps. hamburger that doesn't need a fucking helper

A trans woman runs this account She doesn't give me my vicodin until I post

At 69 followers I'll reveal something about the person behind this account cus she's a bitch

Feed me dirt

he's helping me stop procrastinating

House Em Deez Nuts

A patient just asked me what her pin to her credit card was

Oh man this is gonna be so funny

Wilson I'm gay let's fuck

They made this game so realistic

Fuck Donald Trump

this is how i feel whenever my leg goes numb for a brief moment

I call this Vicodin, rhymes with Grug

Do you think Cuddy will fire me if I drug her again

Be not afraid, Wilson

I need Wilson

Ran out of tweet ideas, what brand is your microwave?

Through friendship and magic mpreg is always possible ✨💙

Re-watching the Wilson sex tape right now

I'm not gay

How I look at Cuddy after she tells me I can't infect my patient with the Bubonic plague

Still no vicodin Or a Wilson... yet.

I need vicodin

Cuddy took my phone away my bad

Trans rights.

Every episode of House MD

Taking a shit right now

I'm too quick for them though

Thank God for lesbians

That's my favorite doctor from TV

never admit i'm wrong

You’d steal Wilson’s lunch, stock up on Vicodin and lock yourself in your apartment then spend everyday mocking anti vaxxers online and ignoring Cuddy’s phone calls

Dude... fuck yes.

a friend sent this to me and all i can say is that i would watch the fuck out of this

Wilson won't frot with me 😑😑

"Hippocratic oath" Literally don't care