Christmas has started at the Sixville Mall Theater and Bhavna and I are talking Iron Man 3 and Die Hard. Get your Nakatomi on and listen now. open.spotify.com/episode/4Nwd...

The top of my Spotify was @1900hotdog.bsky.social I hope that this honors my Shidoshi.

Sometimes, I think about my island and the chicken that said she was leaving me almost a year ago before I logged out for the last time.

I feel like this is probably what antivaxxers like RFK think germ theory sounds like

Orgies in dead malls. I think it will be the new thing in 2026.

Have you ever wanted to hear a bag of squirrels sing?

You know, I bet Michael Myers could have absolutely killed his sister if he just showed up some random Christmas.

Yes, yes, you can.

Mamma I'm in love with the Running Man open.spotify.com/episode/14sN...

When was the last time you screamed at God? open.spotify.com/episode/354k...

Me: I'm feeling depression setting in. YouTube: Hey, wanna watch every word Anthony Bourdain ever spoke?

So I saw Predator Badlands against my better judgment yesterday. Check out my out of theatre rant here. www.patreon.com/login?ru=%2F...

Hey, you know what I have always wanted in a Predator movie? The power of friendship and a cuddly animal companion for the Predator. Ugh who the fuck Mando'ed my boy?

I am rapidly losing patience for anyone who gets in the room with him and doesn't punch him in the face.

No man that sucked off a horse or a Clinton should call anyone piggie.

If Bill's Dick could talk a story of America. Directed by Oliver Stone

Terminator starts promisingly, being about two naked men on a quest for some trousers, but then goes off in a different direction that isn't as interesting.

True, but can we also confirm if he ate Bubbas Gump?

If these rumors are true, American History is going to have to be taught on Grinder.

Last time the world was this obsessed with what happened on an island. Jack and Sawyer were involved.

I miss the Clown Sightings

The dying nation

I can't see that Paddington and not imagine it coming at me with a knife.

mario movie casting was actually a psyop to make us all like luigi more. Year of luigi 2 coming soon.

If you don't get rid of the whole pile then Couch Fucker will just pardon 47 when he takes over.

All I want for Christmas is Stone Cold 2 The New Brotherhood in IMAX.

I'm watching that new Frankenstein movie and the lack of breakfast cereal or even a single pink berry so far is extremely concerning

Confession I find the Ned Fulmer come back fucking hilarious.. He should really just be doing videos where people kick the shit out of him for 20 min once a week. It would be more dignified.

On the bright side, all American airports won't look like Die Hard 2 this Thanksgiving.

Isn't Pluribus that thing they did a "how it's made" on Rick and Morty? WHO THE FUCK IS NAMING THINGS?

Hear me out. When your government is Nazi you leave the government closed.

Dear wrestling nerds, please pretend you have seen a woman's nipple before. It's just sad.

My guess

Cartoon by @rubenbolling.bsky.social.

Eat ice

They always do what they say the other side will.

Didn't they drop a couple of buildings on his dad?

Our local dollar store chain has its own Christmas Playlist of bad covers of Christmas songs that seem to only exist for those stores.

🎬 Something’s off at Sleepaway Camp and it’s not just the counselors. We’re unpacking the trauma & short shorts of this slasher classic! Next week: The Lighthouse. Bring your sea shanties & descent into madness. #SleepawayCamp #HorrorPodcast @the-cult-of-erin.bsky.social 🎧 pod.link/1477564319

Seriously, who the hell really has that many family members that they want to be seen in public with?

Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present Karma?

I regret to inform you that a second John McClane has hit the tower.

What the actual HIM?

One movie in this week's double feature is a STONE COLD favourite of one of our hosts, the other is a HOT (FUZZ) one for the other host. Guess who, and we'll validate your parking!

No room in hell.

Iron man 3 for reasons

Trump is not upgrading the bunker because he's afraid of people dressing like frogs. He's upgrading the bunker because he's afraid people will stop dressing like frogs.

I think it's time to watch my favorite of the whole Halloween franchise. Halloween 3 Season of the Witch. 🎬 #Halloween3