Following the attack on the South Pars gas field, the commander of the IRGC Navy says: "Oil Facilities associated with America are now on par with American bases and will come under fire with full force. We warn citizens and workers to stay away from these facilities."

No one is asking why because we all know the answer. BECAUSE TRUMP AND HIS FOLLOWERS ARE THE STUPIDEST PEOPLE IN HUMAN HISTORY.

It was the end of history. It was the year everything changed.

We'll see how smart you are when the missile defense runs dry.

The American military is now bravely dropping bombs on little girls before the POTUS has a chance to rape them.

What comes first? Avengers Doomsday or America's Doomsday?

Respectfully, at this point, who is not in an episode of Law and Order SVU?

Hunt them

Aliens are real, they are orange they fuck kids and they live in the Whitehouse and Florida.

Rock stars exist.

How many sharks is too many sharks? Asking for reasons.

This Nice N Tight Matinee we are talking about the very very terrible Manor of Darkness. Is there a less painful way to die? There must be. Get Sixville Mall Entertainment where you get your podcasts and enjoy our pain. #moviepodcast

I dream about Trump being torn apart by young women like the weird old lady at the end of weapons.

People said he was building a bunker, but he's too dumb to think that far ahead. It's not 4D chess. You are being beaten by the stupidest human to ever live.

The people squatting upstairs tried to bury their dead in the mall planters again and the raccoons got in and dug him up.

I don't wanna kill anyone's hero, but the only moisture Luke ever farmed was his sisters.

Pump it up, now pump it.

It's cold here at the Sixville Mall Theatre and we needed a little luck and Sunshine. Get us where you get your podcasts as Sixville Mall Entertainment or Double Feature Creatures.

So my unemployment stopped and I’m not getting any answers which was previously calculated into this so I’m sharing this again. It would be super cool if things could just be easy! I’m literally sitting at home sad that I can’t be with my sister in labor because I can’t afford it gofund.me/3127da13c

Welcome to Wes’s birthday double feature. Wes is taking y'all back to a simpler time with a double feature of Days of Thunder and Twister (the one without the s or Glenn Powel) So come on down to the Sixville Mallwhere the birthday cake tastes like pork products and the monkey just wants to finish.

God as my witness, I thought Sampsons dick was real.

I wonder if this also dooms the Canadian locations.

This doesn't stop until it goes so far that the US military has to make a choice to obey illegal orders of the orange nazi wannabe king or protect American citizens from harm. What happens after that is up to them and then to the American people.

I wish he really was like Jesus because Jesus is dead and never coming back.

Look, I'm sorry friend's but I would much rather see American Civil War 2 than have your Temu Nazi regime invade my country.

Taking the shirt off of 🧊 would fix me.

When I saw the sewing machine

He will still kill you even if you remain peaceful. What don't you fucking understand. Fight before you can't.

I'm one left wing call for peace away from losing my fucking shit. You are in a holocaust situation wake the fuck up before you are in a shower.

Sinners getting snubbed wouldn't be so insulting if people weren't cheering someone giving an actor award to a dog. Yeah, I said it.

God doesn't shit himself in church

Congress should abolish ICE and liberate the camps. Remove Trump and his government and put them on trial for treason, human trafficking and murder. But hey, we all know it wasn't the Germans that stopped Hitler.

People didn't like Alex Garlands Civil War because it didn't explain the Civil War. But if he had shown how utterly stupid the causes and players involved in the Second American Civil War would be, no one would believe it.

On January 7, 2026, Renee Nicole Gold was murdered in cold blood by a member of the government sanctioned terrorist group known as ICE. This message is for those that stand in support of ICE.

There shouldn't be a United States to hold anything in.

Let me get this straight, you find out where they sleep and just do stuff to annoy them? Have you never seen a vampire movie?

Watching from one of the nations you want to take next, the answer is no, you can not.

Respectfully, now is not the time to be gentle.

THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS - It’s time for a new series baybeeeee! 🚗 Paul Walker is a cop who has to infiltrate a group of underground street racers whilst struggling with his own demons namely that he the actor Paul Walker was a real-life paedophile killjamesbondpod.podbean.com/e/s4e30-the-...

Fuck you Tim

Hear me out. America would be a better place right now of those dancing Irish vampires had won that night. What do you mean Sinners wasn't a true story?

Call me crazy, but I bet it would be easier to release the files after you remove the government that keeps blocking the release of the files, and oh yeah, KILLING PEOPLE IN THE STREET!

Really starting to identify wit the Eyepatch guy on the TV in Dawn of the Dead.

Any Canadian Podcasters in need of an editor hit me up. I come with references.

Seriously, guys, the inflatable animals and cute tiktoks are not doing it.

Time to Crack the Ice.

The release of the files won't matter if you are not prepared to remove him for what he has already done.

By that point everything and everyone will either be dead or renamed Trump. Trump and Trump at the Trumps one Trump in a Trump Ball so he can't be slapped by Trump. Or everything will just be AI pornography..

This episode of Double Feature Creatures from Sixville Mall Entertainment with guest @kingspearman19.bsky.social may have come at at a terrible price so you should go listen or it was for nothing.... I wish this was a bit. open.spotify.com/episode/165Z...

The countdown to Bone Temple is the only thing keeping me from a total meltdown.