Rockets are just space trains

Constexpr is the compilation time killer holy fuck

Who thought that passing templates into templates was a good idea

Thank god clang exists. Gcc is so bad for c++

Corporate c++ is when your cpp file takes 70 seconds to compile and you think to yourself that it is pretty fast

sfinae my ass

Found bayes’ grave today

Finally a good concert

Me every day

Guess what I've just run into (Can windows just work please)

Windows containers docs: "containers build on top of the host operating system's kernel" Also windows containers docs: jk, fuck you, in most cases you get a kernel per container

I don't even use windows, but it somehow managed to waste all of my morning already 🫠

RIZZ-V

Big company pro tip! Do not name your PR "add a keylogger" even if it actually adds a thing that logs keys. Apparently some ppl will not be happy 🤷‍♂️

Where has this been my entire life everything.curl.dev/usingcurl/tl... You can just `SSLKEYLOGFILE=keys.txt ./some_app` and use those keys in wireshark to see TLS traffic

Starting the year with fast builds

what

Unironically just saw an actual solution for a problem I have at work in a reddit post that grepped leaked gta5 codebase for "fuck"

How does windows have an audacity to charge 100$ for a license if a 20$ indie game on steam has more features and polish?

An hour long investigation into why is cmake so slow today revealed that it was cisco spyware all along 🫠

your parents tried to shelter you from technology, my parents tried to shelter technology from me, we are not the same

I HATE CORPORATE VPN I HATE CORPORATE VPN I HATE CORPORATE VPN I HATE CORPORATE VPN I HATE CORPORATE VPN I HATE CORPORATE VPN I HATE CORPORATE VPN I HATE CORPORATE VPN I HATE CORPORATE VPN

Cracking mf classic keys on a flipper to get out of paying 2.7$ for laundry machine

Nuance is known to the State of California to cause cancer

I'm too woke for that

Taking pictures of monsters in totk

Gloom resistance is false advertising

I am fashion

There is a mf jenga shrine

Zelda without context

Cooking a bomb doesn’t blow you up. Literally unplayable

My only complaint about Zelda is just how insanely annoying the build ux is

Zelda without context

This is now a spoiler free zelda account

Zelda acquired

How do I stop checking usps tracking every 5 minutes. Where is my zelda copy 😤

yeah what makes a CS major evil is writing javascript

We are so back

Anyone else thinks that wasm spec is an unreadable mess or is it just me

Oooohhhh, this makes more sense now

cube