windows xp has a fucking setup soundtrack?

Rockets are just space trains

Constexpr is the compilation time killer holy fuck

Who thought that passing templates into templates was a good idea

Thank god clang exists. Gcc is so bad for c++

Corporate c++ is when your cpp file takes 70 seconds to compile and you think to yourself that it is pretty fast

sfinae my ass

Found bayes’ grave today

Finally a good concert

Me every day

Guess what I've just run into (Can windows just work please)

Windows containers docs: "containers build on top of the host operating system's kernel" Also windows containers docs: jk, fuck you, in most cases you get a kernel per container

I don't even use windows, but it somehow managed to waste all of my morning already 🫠

RIZZ-V

Big company pro tip! Do not name your PR "add a keylogger" even if it actually adds a thing that logs keys. Apparently some ppl will not be happy 🤷‍♂️

Where has this been my entire life everything.curl.dev/usingcurl/tl... You can just `SSLKEYLOGFILE=keys.txt ./some_app` and use those keys in wireshark to see TLS traffic

Starting the year with fast builds

what

Unironically just saw an actual solution for a problem I have at work in a reddit post that grepped leaked gta5 codebase for "fuck"

How does windows have an audacity to charge 100$ for a license if a 20$ indie game on steam has more features and polish?

An hour long investigation into why is cmake so slow today revealed that it was cisco spyware all along 🫠

your parents tried to shelter you from technology, my parents tried to shelter technology from me, we are not the same

I HATE CORPORATE VPN I HATE CORPORATE VPN I HATE CORPORATE VPN I HATE CORPORATE VPN I HATE CORPORATE VPN I HATE CORPORATE VPN I HATE CORPORATE VPN I HATE CORPORATE VPN I HATE CORPORATE VPN

Cracking mf classic keys on a flipper to get out of paying 2.7$ for laundry machine

Nuance is known to the State of California to cause cancer

I'm too woke for that

Taking pictures of monsters in totk

Gloom resistance is false advertising

I am fashion

There is a mf jenga shrine

Zelda without context

Cooking a bomb doesn’t blow you up. Literally unplayable

My only complaint about Zelda is just how insanely annoying the build ux is

Zelda without context

This is now a spoiler free zelda account

Zelda acquired

How do I stop checking usps tracking every 5 minutes. Where is my zelda copy 😤

yeah what makes a CS major evil is writing javascript

We are so back

Anyone else thinks that wasm spec is an unreadable mess or is it just me

Oooohhhh, this makes more sense now