Honeysuckle #ffxiv

ok so not only does my entire body hurt from my fall this weekend, not only am I getting an awful cold, but now I have the most painful case of hiccups ever conceived??? where is god I just want to talk

you don’t realize how much you use a part of your body until putting even the slightest amount of pressure on it causes a category 5 “soul-leaving-body” pain event

Doodle de mes trois ishgardais préférés 🙂‍↕️

me: (idly thinking to myself) I need some mean insults about short people (remembering that my wife is short) TO TORMENT A FICTIONAL CHARACTER. SHORT PEOPLE IRL ARE COOL.

#MarchCaprice is here and I joined in this time! Quadratum is a city of dreams and ghosts. Xehanort has long been familiar with both, in this life and the last. #xehanort #ymx #demyx 🔗: www.marchcaprice.com/the-fourteen...

If I had a nickel for each time a raid series in the Heavensward patches featured a weird cat as a central figure... All opinions expressed within are solely those of the Warrior of Light and do not represent the views of anyone at maniacalchimera Inc. #ffxiv #ffxivmeme #daxraspierre

left a single layer of toilet paper on the roll in the work bathroom because everyone else seems to think they can walk out without filling the toiletries and leave it for me to do later the cycle of violence continues

And so the song ends #IshaV #daxraspierre @maniacalchimera.bsky.social

cutie pie

CW: Cartoon blood It’s a beautiful day in Azys Lla, and you are a horrible voidsent. #ffxiv #wol #daxraspierre

neither of them are little and only one would call herself a lady but they're having a delightful time anyway Dax belongs to @maniacalchimera.bsky.social !

Haurchefant. #haurchefant #joyeart

(Potential Coils of Bahamut spoilers) When you have your friend run you through Coils. (Much love to my wife @dragoonwife.bsky.social for doing this for me, J'alia is hers lol) #ffxiv #ffxivcomic #wol #wolcomic #shouldIgivedaxhisowntagoristhatmeaninglesshere

I made some chibi versions of my and my wife’s WoLs that we plan to turn into stickers! Very glad I made Dax a red mage - dragoons are hard to draw 😔 Dax Raspierre is mine, J’alia Windscribe belongs to @dragoonwife.bsky.social #wol #wolart #ffxiv #ffxivart

Pretty pretty pretty. #ffxivart #ff14 #ysayle

They were, in fact, teeth marks. #ffxiv #ffxivcomic #wol #wolart

I made my own #balatro Joker because why just play Balatro on my phone when I could also play it in real life.

It only took until halfway through the ARR patches for me to draw my #ffxiv #wol , Dax! He is definitely a normal Elezen and there is nothing wrong with him, don’t worry about it.

Towards the brighter future! #ZeroRanger

Did a woodburning of Cif from #voidstranger - very happy with how this turned out! I think the pixel art style works really well with the burning. There’ll probably be more to come!

Osprey double-fisting fish: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFu...

Balatro has been shortlisted for Pocket Gamer People’s Choice award in the Mobile Game Awards! Throw your (hanging chad) vote here: www.pocketgamer.com/peoples-choi...

knights kissing

Nope! I have no earthly idea what he’s talking about 🌝

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Spends months on end hyping up a forthcoming "Dungeons & Dragons" clone I'm working on which I claim will fix all of the system's problems, then when it comes out the only substantive difference from core-book 5th Edition is that "Prone" and "Supine" are two separate conditions.

Gaming’s greatest crossover event

I don’t know why people think this game is hard. I mean you just get blueprint and you win, right?

The Pokémon Cafe in Japan will be running a collaboration with Pokémon Café ReMix from tomorrow in Japan! Fans will be able to order a real-life version of the Appletun Apple Jelly Soda that will also be appearing in ReMiX!

I make felt ornaments for people. I get orders for cats the most but I also make dogs, cows, birds, goats, dragons, etc. And I do custom orders so you can get an ornament that looks like your pet.

We have an adorable new resident and we’re so excited to introduce you to her: meet Priscilla! She’s a tiny lady but so full of love and sass. She’s very affectionate and already settling in well. 1/3

I'm moving! ... Which means my store will be open for about a week or so to help me clear out some space and fund some things we'll need for our new place! Check out my products here- etsy.com/shop/kaitexel And here's my Mercari- www.mercari.com/u/kaitexel/?...

bro you can’t be a misogynist to me i’m literally wearing a they/them pin at least be transphobic instead bro

🎨 Horatio Henry Couldery (1832–1893) "Cats by a fishbowl"

“what are you, catholic?” yes actually, what you’re describing however is calvinism. again.

I make cat quilts (including some that are quilts made for your cats!). I’m forestfloorquilts.etsy.com ! 🐈🐱🐈‍⬛

accidental gaslighting, also known as “making a mistake”

my stomach: please stop giving us lifesaver gummies, you’ve eaten half the bag today and nothing else, we are literally going to tear apart our lining trying to process this my head: if there is not a gummy in our mouth at all times today I swear to god I will kill us both

I’m sorry I have been such a bad influence lately. Cats should not smoke cigarettes, or eat rubber bands, or sneak outside into the courtyard when the janitor is just trying to take out the recycling. I am sorry but I likely will not be able to consistently make better choices

Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing

people who regularly have periods are stronger than any us marine

I have a bunch of new lowpoly projects to post. But for now here is an old one! #FFXIV #Viera

“go there” “in the dark?” “go in the dark”