Chris Ballard
@chrisjballard.bsky.social
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Wannabe Concert Punnist
Hey I have seen this! My stepson took me to the cinema to to see it! It was really good, too
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2 days ago
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Toepick!
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2 days ago
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Unexpected cat cuteness
6 days ago
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First snow day while driving for Amazon. This will surely suck
12 days ago
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Have now been out of work* for more than 8 months. It's very tough out there. No responses, AI filtering of resumes, all that stuff. So if anybody knows of anyone looking for somebody in digital marketing, please let me know. (* I'm delivering Amazon but that is seasonal and not sustainable)
14 days ago
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It'll be good to see the lad finally have his dreams realised
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20 days ago
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Water, water everywhere And not a drop to drink
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20 days ago
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Every day, it becomes easier to believe that Jeffries is a GOP plant They couldn't have found a more submissive, enabling minority leader if they'd spent five years grooming one
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23 days ago
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I say this every time I read
@brianphillips.bsky.social
, but... This is so good. (Could possibly only have been improved by signing off with "because colonialism". Iykyk)
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about 1 month ago
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Normally I'm ok with writers getting paid for their work but I'm not singing up to Lizza's substack. As much as I want read it, I don't want to *encourage* this sort of thing.
about 1 month ago
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Prairie Rose Clayton
about 1 month ago
There is only one answer and every American soccer fan knows it
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Nobody involved with this story emerges well, and it's only Part 1
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about 1 month ago
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I am open to being Harry Kane's backup at the World Cup.
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about 1 month ago
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Incredible how much Fifa has fucked up the global game. Nothing but venal greed
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about 1 month ago
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Surely all set in Chicago. 4. My Best Friends Wedding 3. Ferris Bueller's Day Off 2. Adventures in Babysitting 1. Blues Brothers (He also occasionally looks at cardinals and asks "Orange whip? Orange whip?" before saying "Three Orange Whips" to his camerlengo)
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about 1 month ago
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I used to *love* this game. Haven't played in about 5 months now
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about 2 months ago
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I can't tell if he's evil or just a fucking idiot (could be both). Being "able to go out & negotiate their own insurance" is no help when your have a weak negotiating position such as a life threatening illness or pre-existing condition.
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about 2 months ago
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Emailed both my senators asking them to take steps to replace Schumer as Minority Leader. Feels like yelling into a chasm, a bit, but who knows. Maybe it'll help
about 2 months ago
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Charlotte Clymer
about 2 months ago
Demand That Chuck Schumer Step Down As Minority Leader Sign the petition:
c.org/c5PbGWk6hM
(Change(dot)org will ask you to donate. You *do not* need to donate.)
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Demand That Chuck Schumer Step Down As Minority Leader
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C'mon man. What are you even for? "I will not support [the thing that got enough Dem votes to pass even though Im supposed to be in charge of them]" I really hope that plausible deniability does not prevent a primary challenge.
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about 2 months ago
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I dunno, it feels like Dem leadership totally wanted to cave and just found the 8 least-exposed senators to do it. Cowards
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about 2 months ago
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It's incredible that the Democrats at the national level are so bad at doing the thing that is the whole point of their existence. Such a craven, cowardly bunch
about 2 months ago
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If anybody is unsure as to what the current job market looks like, let me tell you; 370 applications. About 100 rejection emails 3 interviews The rest - nothing.
about 2 months ago
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Oh, so he was full of shit? Shocker
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about 2 months ago
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She could have easily said "The Democratic Party is a big tent party with room for anybody looking of reduce the burden on working families, improve the economy and help the marginalized" but instead...
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about 2 months ago
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Wishing a great day for NY area moving companies now that all those wealthy people will 100%, for sure, no take backsies move out like they said they would if Mamdani won
about 2 months ago
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First time I've look at bluesky in, I dunno, 6 weeks, maybe 2 months, and this is what you hit me with? Not Cool
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about 2 months ago
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squƐ≡🮲🮳y from:me
3 months ago
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There should be consequences for outlets and people who say this shit. As soon as it's out there, a subset of people will believe it and steadfastly refuse to listen to updates, and it's dangerous
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4 months ago
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more mr. nice guy
4 months ago
dan bongino and kash patel lying unconscious on the ground after bonking their heads together as they both bent down to examine what is later determined to be their own footprints
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Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr
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4 months ago
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Playing Assassin's Creed 3 for the first time. About 5 hours in, and....wait, what?! (Not enjoying this as much as the Ezio games but that was a great twist)
4 months ago
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The phrase "let me be clear" - especially when used by politicians - should be banned,with the punishment for using it to be something terrible, such as being held accountable by your constituents.
4 months ago
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It's fine as long we don't have play anybody from Europe, or Asia, or those 3 teams in concacaf, or, or, or...
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4 months ago
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Leander **PRE-ORDER THE LONG GAME** Schaerlaeckens
4 months ago
Fifa resorting to full-on price-gouging for 2026 World Cup tickets is hardly surprising, but it's another mask-off, you're-just-customers-to-us moment from an organization supposed to spread the game and make it accessible. Column
@theguardian.com
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World Cup’s dynamic pricing model lays bare Fifa’s singular motive: profit, at all costs
At one point not long ago, the world governing body at least tried to look like it cared about growing soccer worldwide. Not any more
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2025/sep/04/world-cups-dynamic-pricing-model-lays-bare-fifas-singular-motive-profit-at-all-costs
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Saw Netflix version of Thursday Murder Club and liked it, although a plot change made it go from 8.5/10 to a 7. Casting of leads plus most of ancillary characters was good. Was unsure about Brosnan as Ron but he was v. good They all clearly had a great time too, which I think always helps.
4 months ago
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Went to see "The Roses". Very much enjoyed it. I would like Olivia Colman to follow me around all day calling everybody a "c**t", please.
4 months ago
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"should be fired" OR "Should be on fire"?? Either is fine
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4 months ago
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Tal B. Lavin
4 months ago
area man beats sandwich crime charge, will not be sub-poenaed
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Oooh which state am I in?
4 months ago
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For fuck's sake now is not the time to worry about things costing more money when there is actual authoritarianism happening and you morons appear to be doing *nothing*
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4 months ago
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I will be in Harrisburg PA in a week or so. What's good there?
4 months ago
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Woof, the refurbishments at JFK have made it an even worse place
4 months ago
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I am looking for work right now - and the whole thing sucks - but I don't know if there's enough money in the world to get me to apply to join Ice
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5 months ago
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Chico Escuela
5 months ago
This part right here, fam.
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Zito
5 months ago
Mo Salah is asking the right questions
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A little remote controlled car to bring the ball to the pitch. In National League South - the 6th tier of English football. Game's gone
5 months ago
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Fire up HMS Pisstheleague!!
5 months ago
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Hoping they'll dig Bluesky? I'll see myself out
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5 months ago
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I don't know if Putin is actually smart - by most accounts he didn't exactly shoot up the KGB ranks - but I've met 7 year olds who can outthink Trump. Not even particularly bright 7 year olds
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5 months ago
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