Overheard: "Flint city? Like Flint Michigan? They're losing to the people who don't have drinking water?"

Madison is down at the half isn't that a shame

Hearts of Pine are now Leaves of Grass

All hail thr Fox Law Flop of the Match!!!

Oh wait did these refs learn how to suck portland's dick directly from the league or what

Oh my god 20 days and we will be at Morrison

No deadline to purchase these except that you'll be dead to us if we don't see you wearing one this season never trust the living

Oi, get your jersey you wankers oliveandyork.com/products/oma...

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We ourselves are strange and unusual.

Have you guessed yet?

Oh my god we are so close have you guessed what our next Pellets shirt is?

Getting closer 👕

Pssssst.....guess what, new pellets shirt is on the way here's a hint:

USL talks a big game but seems destined to fail because it isn't substantively professional. Expanding too quickly, not vetting the financial stability of prospective teams, and forgetting that the players are professionals without which the league does not exist to revolutionize soccer in America

Give us a collar @unionomaha.bsky.social !

Starting out strong amd reloading! Let's go!

Dick really came in clutch today

Menacing dick right there

It always comes down to dick

"Dick is sliding all over the place"

Begging dick for the best eight minutes of his life is nothing new for us #uslc #uslcfinal

We've been naughty but Santa Gary is still bringing us a stadium and a women's team! 😍😍😍😍

VIVA BUHOS

Finally this man can rest he's been trying to lie down his whole career

Report from the team talk: it sounds like Omaha will be as dominant as ever in the league so sorry usl1 put that in your preseason prediction metric and smoke it podcast bros

Pellets are cooking in the off-season 😈

Pellets of a feather flocking together

Don't sleep on Pellets kits or you're signing up for a deathbed regret

Long sleeves and a collar here we goooooo

Pellets plan on a strict off-season training regimen so we can be bigger, badder, and more annoying than ever. We pledge to incite more league chaos covertly and overtly. We will have a new terrible jersey and hopefully a new gross sponsor ahead of next season 😬 Viva fucking Búhos!!

Sometimes you're down in the dumps and it feels like it can't get worse but actually your team has made the playoffs every year they've been in the league, they have a shitload of hardware, amd they battled up from the bottom of the table this year to make a great showing so

Live footage of Pellets

I don't want to do soccer anymore

Idk i prefer my pitches wet

Anybody else feeling like this about the game tonight?

Hell yeah a soccer specific stadium right in the heart of Omaha! We are renewing our season tickets so fast

Someone make sure he doesn't fall down on his way out 😅

Ugh I can't believe we have to go to Florida

This is Pellets

Whoops Pellets

Hey @unionomaha.bsky.social can you please put out a line of underwear so when you schedule the last game of the year at wedding time we can still support our club? K thx

A little break in the bullshit for federal workers. The Owls are fighting for home field advantage in the playoffs, and their form has been untouchable lately.

No need to watch the rest of this Portland match we will just wait and listen to all the songs people will write 🤣🤣

Eating a berry yogurt parfait and let me tell you the honey from the Madison farmers market tastes 4 times as sweet today

Winning all the time is fun let's keep it up. Still buzzing this morning

One thing about playing Madison is that it's probably hard to pick the flop of the match. An embarrassment of riches

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