USL talks a big game but seems destined to fail because it isn't substantively professional. Expanding too quickly, not vetting the financial stability of prospective teams, and forgetting that the players are professionals without which the league does not exist to revolutionize soccer in America

Give us a collar @unionomaha.bsky.social !

Starting out strong amd reloading! Let's go!

Dick really came in clutch today

Menacing dick right there

It always comes down to dick

"Dick is sliding all over the place"

Begging dick for the best eight minutes of his life is nothing new for us #uslc #uslcfinal

We've been naughty but Santa Gary is still bringing us a stadium and a women's team! 😍😍😍😍

VIVA BUHOS

Finally this man can rest he's been trying to lie down his whole career

Report from the team talk: it sounds like Omaha will be as dominant as ever in the league so sorry usl1 put that in your preseason prediction metric and smoke it podcast bros

Pellets are cooking in the off-season 😈

Pellets of a feather flocking together

Don't sleep on Pellets kits or you're signing up for a deathbed regret

Long sleeves and a collar here we goooooo

Pellets plan on a strict off-season training regimen so we can be bigger, badder, and more annoying than ever. We pledge to incite more league chaos covertly and overtly. We will have a new terrible jersey and hopefully a new gross sponsor ahead of next season 😬 Viva fucking Búhos!!

Sometimes you're down in the dumps and it feels like it can't get worse but actually your team has made the playoffs every year they've been in the league, they have a shitload of hardware, amd they battled up from the bottom of the table this year to make a great showing so

Live footage of Pellets

I don't want to do soccer anymore

Idk i prefer my pitches wet

Anybody else feeling like this about the game tonight?

Hell yeah a soccer specific stadium right in the heart of Omaha! We are renewing our season tickets so fast

Someone make sure he doesn't fall down on his way out 😅

Ugh I can't believe we have to go to Florida

This is Pellets

Whoops Pellets

Hey @unionomaha.bsky.social can you please put out a line of underwear so when you schedule the last game of the year at wedding time we can still support our club? K thx

A little break in the bullshit for federal workers. The Owls are fighting for home field advantage in the playoffs, and their form has been untouchable lately.

No need to watch the rest of this Portland match we will just wait and listen to all the songs people will write 🤣🤣

Eating a berry yogurt parfait and let me tell you the honey from the Madison farmers market tastes 4 times as sweet today

Winning all the time is fun let's keep it up. Still buzzing this morning

One thing about playing Madison is that it's probably hard to pick the flop of the match. An embarrassment of riches

Lol 4 nil

Imagine being a fan of Forward Madison FC, not us

Pellets making Pellets choices

Brisket predicts an Owls win

Let's put them out of business

I cant believe the pellets are missing the last game of the regular season 😭😭

Madison fans on reddit please never change 😅

Pitch looked fine in Westchester too Matt Poland you bitch

Life long Brecc Evans fan here

Fuck me Westchester let's fucking gooooooo

Well, that was one half of a soccer match

Slander from his teammates!

This will be one that sticks with us for a long time. To all the sickos who stayed, got drenched, froze, and screamed until the beautiful final whistle...we couldn't love you more even if we tried (and we never try) And how about those Owls. Let's fucking go!

Does Texas Roadhouse serve brunch?

What a wild match last night. We didnt know Ben Shapiro coached FC Naples the way he complained about the WAP (Wet Ass Pitch). Turns out the pitch was fine and two teams got to duke it out for the remaining 30, which is exactly what should have happened. Huge 3 points!

Playoffs clinched like our butt cheeks the last 10 mins of that match 😳

We hate the rain. But we love Rhianna.