I just literally do not understand what the AI people think will happen when we don't have any drinkable water. Does the guy trying to live forever by taking his son's blood think about this? He should be more anti AI than the rest of us tbh

Ashley and Alex's wedding was like watching MTG and Lauren Bobbert fight lol

I know all eyes are on Minneapolis, but there's a fast-approaching nightmare in Springfield, Ohio. Trump is revoking protected status for tens of thousands of Haitians living there on Feb. 3. Reportedly, on Feb. 4, 1000 ICE agents are arriving to remove this population. Ethnic cleansing.

@enterpriserentacar.bsky.social why does your website have you book a specific car when you just give us anything you have laying around when you get there to pick up? I needed a car wirh all wheel drive for a trip across country and all you have is a pick up truck? That is not what i reserved!

Feds launched fresh assaults on Chicago, Columbus this week. Coming up on two weeks of terror in Minneapolis. Ongoing activity around New Orleans, with the worst yet to come. LA area hit hard again this week, too. Federal task force / joint local police ops still devastating Memphis.

Not to be too sexy on the internet but i think i just took the biggest poop i've ever taken! Three flushes and a plunger!

Hurts might need glasses after those interseptions but guess what? He's gonna look sexy in them 😘

My stomach after i've sampled all the leftovers in the fridge:

I hate being disappointed in Jalen Hurts. This is the problem with having a sexy quaterback, I just can't stay mad even when he's playing like absolute ass! 😭

773-202-LUNA

#DailySketch: Goose #inktober52 #inktober2025 #drawing #art #illustration

Not me having to pee so bad in a ride share 👁👄👁

This was so much fun!!

What if Trump blew Bubba the love sponge?

These are mostly indigenous communities in Alaska that have been slammed by the storm. The local manager of a small airline fleet says he is the only one doing evacuations right now! Defund FEMA and people are abandoned. Defund public media and no-one knows. FYI, today is Indigenous Peoples Day.

On election night, a while male comic i was at an open mic with (mistake) said "do you really think who the president is will affect your life that much?" And now the president (that he probably voted for) is sending troops into our city and he's getting a divorce.

In 10 years, rusting cybertrucks will be sitting in the driveways of the dumb ass dudes that bought them because they literally cannot get rid of them and I think that is beautiful

The IBS post brunch hits different

Republicans love freedom, especially the freedom to imprison and spy on political dissidents! So cool and free!

I cannot imagine being an ice agent and having an ounce of self esteem. I hope all of those goons wake up every day consumed with the amount of loathing for themselves that we all have for them.

Pop punk is on the rise, Kesha is making bops again, we've started a war in the middle east...millennial nostalgia has gone too far

I don't share my location with my husband so he will never know when I'm in a bookstore

I don’t care about anyone’s sexuality but I do think it’s weird when two tall people date each other

My husband did a bad job comforting me when I cried today so I only sent him two reels all day

I think it’s rad that then new pope has probably eaten hundreds of Chicago dogs and extra wet Italian beefs

There is always one in law that will get drunk with you and tell you the family secrets. Befriend that in law and you’re golden baby 🤙🏻

In my “feeling constantly on the verge of tears” era 🥺💅🏻

I’m in a depresso right now. Had a strawberry and a miller lite for dinner 💅🏻

On sending my husband reels

There are no ICE agents in heaven

People have complained that I’m a bit of a bitch at work. Which I take as a compliment 😘

Sometimes when I finish pooping, I whisper to myself I maka da poop

The funny thing to me is that people will also tell women to not eat soup in public. So everyone has to hide in their homes to eat soup? Must we cover our heads and shield the soup eating from god?

I hope hell is real for specifically ICE agents. I hope all the expensive eggs they buy are as rotten as theirs souls and all of their wives divorce them. I hope they’re all estranged from their children.

Saw like 15 cops on a CPD boat on the river, using taxpayer money for a pleasure cruise so I flipped them off and yelled fuck the pigs 😘

Ultimately it doesn’t matter why you voted for fascism. If you’re okay with people dying because you were mad about egg prices, that makes you a bigot and an idiot.

This is horrifying. I hope Mahmoud is safe! Fuck ICE and fuck this government!!!!

Catching up on Bachelor and damn these girls are OBSESSED with Carolina!

Don’t it always seem to go that you don’t know what you’ve got til it’s gone?

Spoken like a true worm

‘Cybertruck Man’ a cartoon in defiance of Musk #political #cartoonist #cybertruck #elon #musk #democracy #tiananmen

We can have more than one friend.

But for real, where is Joe Exotic’s pardon?

As a kid, I was an avid reader so I was reading adult books from a from young age. I would run into some pretty wild sex scenes, but I’m still a 3 on the Kinsey scale and get vanilla-slight rope bunny on the BDSM quiz soooo books neither made me gayer or turned me into a freak. Let the kids read.

if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.

I want to get really strong so I can kick the shit out of ICE officers.

The white soap in automatic dispenser at work comes out warm in my hand. it is a familiar and unsettling feeling

Listen, my ex may not have loved me, but at least he thought I was funny

What do we call these? It’s not a tweet. My vote is blow. Sent a banger blow today

Awkward because it’s a nazi salute…