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Dear Netflix: No one asked for an AI Gene Wilder.

Did my therapist forget my make-up session? Or is this a test to see if I will be assertive enough to contact her and ask?

Cancer can fuck right off. www.scarymommy.com/lifestyle/ji...

Happy Father’s Day. Here’s a picture of my dad asleep on my couch. And here’s an essay I wrote about him for @thecut.com www.thecut.com/article/inhe...

It's not a sequel!!!!!

As we enter into the final days of Emmy voting, a reminder that this could be the Year of the Chin Dimple.

If everyone buys gifts from Uncommon Goods, does that mean they're now ... less uncommon?

My beloved Ponies didn't get any TCA nominations. This means it's all up to you, Emmy voters. variety.com/2026/tv/awar...

No one tell my mom I wrote this essay. www.thecut.com/article/inhe...

As someone indifferent to basketball, I'm fine. As a lover of puns, I weep.

you hear “we’re not curing cancer” when people talk about the dumb things we do for a paycheck but man if you are a trillionaire you had better have cured cancer, you ought to have fixed problems I haven’t even thought were problems, you should contribute so much the number never even gets that high

No one tell my mom I wrote this essay. www.thecut.com/article/inhe...

Field of Dreams. But where a disgraced Ray Liotta comes back to his own press screening room nymag.com/intelligence...

The Spurs have been forgotten from the narrative like they're the VPs on a losing presidential ticket.

Deborah Vance is NOT going to be happy. pagesix.com/2026/06/05/e...

It's nearly 4 pm. Do you know where your cats are? (Yes, they're staring right now)

So many stories to pitch. So little outlets to take them.

You know what this means: "Chattahoochee" is going to be in my head for the next week.

If everyone collectively forgets that it's the 25th anniversary of a brilliant show about mortality and dying, did that show ever really exist?

I want to meet the one person who was ever persuaded by a politician’s text message.

Freelancing is hard enough already, and inflation sucks. Defector is raising our base freelance rates by 20 percent. Great time to pitch us. Email me or [email protected]

Today I'm wearing baggy jean shorts, a flannel and a band T-shirt. On Saturday, I bought a bottle of Grass perfume from Gap. Truly putting my own definition on "Memorial Day."

THIS IS RAGE BAIT. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/22/s...

Richard Kind's resume is as long as the ballot for California governor.

Shout-out to the high school debaters who haven't stopped running Malthus. www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...

or just do your own goddamn writing!!!!!!

Feel like there’s another descriptor they could have used … #slowhorses #fyc

A lying politician has nothing on a cat who tricks you into giving her a second dinner.

Oh the fun that 30 Rock could have had with this www.nbcuniversal.com/article/nbc-...

Served my children crepes with chocolate and strawberries. Neither liked it. Happy Mother’s Day.

Richie and Mikey meet at a little league game coached by Mikey's dad (played by Michael Imperioli). Carmy cuts a finger helping Donna cook. She teaches him to shut down the pain by burning a cigarette on the wound. A 2-year-old Marcus is seen eating a donut just out of frame.

Grant me the energy of a 96-year-old June Squibb today. playbill.com/article/june...

I got real personal in this interview with author Stephanie Fairyington about her new book "Ugly." www.thecut.com/article/step...

Slightly magnify a movie: The Shawshank Revelation

Would watch. #spellingbee

The best part about an editor rejecting your story? Now you have more free time because you're not writing it.

I had a serious (no really) conversation with the internet's best friend, Meg Stalter. www.marieclaire.com/culture/tv-s...

I had a serious (no really) conversation with the internet's best friend, Meg Stalter. www.marieclaire.com/culture/tv-s...

A new season of White Lotus all about the characters we've only ever heard on the other end of phone calls. (Paging Ke Huy Quan). deadline.com/2026/04/laur...

Making TV and movies is really hard. Watching TV and movies is really easy. Somewhere in between is writing about TV and movies.

I'm a journalist who covers TV and people often ask me what they should watch. Let's start with this: www.youtube.com/shorts/79fdj...

Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet:

How very THIS TIMELINE to have it be bright and sunny out but there's also sounds of thunder.

Dear snack makers: not everything needs to be pickle flavored

Cat Fancy

Cue Coldplay pagesix.com/2026/04/07/c...

So, like, should I start on those two other stories that are due this week? And, if so, how?

Me trying to secure LA28 tickets during my allotted time slot. And also, life.

How to annoy journalists in one easy step.