I went to the gym today and for that, I'm going to allow myself 5 minutes of smugness.

Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again

I don't usually post gift shots but... I got a dolly!

It's Die Hard time, baby!

Someone is selling vintage Jem & Hologram dolls and Rainbow Brite stuff on FB marketplace and I'm resisting the urge to mass message "Is this still available pickup location??"

Turducked (from earlier today).

The BauHouse.

Also, boys becoming men in the forest with other men in a Christ honoring way.

Elijah Wood guest appearances are a real treat.

Phase one of making Eldritch Horror themed gingerbread monstrosities.

Every stroke in the pool this morning felt like I was swimming in custard. Maybe going a little overboard with weights the night before wasn't the smartest ...

Goddammit Purolator; I was home all day and even left a note at the front of the building with instructions on where my apartment is AND STILL you're incapable of delivering my item. I'm so f#cking glad I paid extra for 2 day delivery for you to screw up yet again.

Just saw an article that related a company's move from the 'volatility of crypto' to the 'stability of AI' and I threw up a little.

The closer I get to my winter holidays, the sicker I start to feel. This is what always happens; This will always happen.

The copy that bought Tile decided to make yearly recaps as creepy as possible. Barf.

The weather report from Google Home got my kids all amped at the possibility of snow but seeing as there's not a cloud in the sky....

Am I just old or do people just drive with their high-beams on all the time?

Got an inside tip that Meat & Bread will be offering Turducken sandwiches from the 22nd ~ 24th next week.

Goddammit. If this is because people take Evos to get to the skytrain....

Today's office lunch offering was an 'Aussie Burger' which from what I tell equates to 'burger with pineapple and pickled beets'.

It's that time of year.

My spin instructor was so depraved this morning that she should be brought up on charges at the Hague.

How's that AI scheme working for you, Spotify?

Ok so what I have a favorite band what of it?

The Racoons was infinitely more popular in the UK than it was in Canada, with reruns going until to 2002.

Tonight I watched Return of the Jedi with my son and, embarrassing as it is, I'm still pissed off at the Yub Nub erasure almost 30 years later.

LEGO Enterprise successfully ordered and it was a mostly painless process.

I feel that eating a bowl of Hot One's spicy nuts before bed last night is proving to be a poor choice in the cold light of the morn.

My hockey jersey conundrum: they're too hot to wear with anything but a t-shirt underneath but also not warm enough outside (but too warm for a jacket).

Our seats are a lot better than I thought they'd be for tonight's Goldeneyes game.

On the regular do I miss the American Apparel tri-blend cardigan. I should have stocked up.

At a metal show. Unfortunately I'm not meeting the dress code of jean jacket, black hoodie (hood up) and black toque and might be forced to wear a loaner.

This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu

Thanks for documenting me getting frustrated at something while at work, WATCH. I'll make sure to put that in my journal.

Trying to pick a date to get my annual vaccinations and it's coming down to "how much of my weekend am I giving up?"

I miss the hay day of Twitter where if you saw a bunch of VPD & Ambulance vehicles zoom by you could pretty reliably find out what was going on without much effort.

Such a versatile image that also feels way too lewd to use in 95% of situations.

Incredible map of all the roads. Shows how BC is so unique -- and how some important transportation links do not have a ton of redundancy. (On account of the mountains.)

My morning after receiving one message to a work group chat.

I wonder if it's by accident that CTV and CBC are running some real unflattering pictures of the Alberta premier for their video thumbnails.

Looking at a foil shaver & curious if it would work to clean up my neck and beard line. Initial answer seems to be: sort of, if I don't mind basically shaving before and can live with snags/pulling. If I'm going to put in that much effort, I might as well use my straight razor.

I got beat up by the back seat of a minivan, in case you ever think I'm getting too big for my britches.

A new Rolo Tomassi EP AND a new Conjurer LP dropping on the same day? TRULY a miracle Friday.

Work emergency so the perfect time for me to develop a visual migraine.

My exercise regiment is strategically avoiding sore areas by making other areas sore.

What if I simply close all the tabs and let that version of me die.

I don't know what violence I committed on my quads at the gym yesterday, but my legs have gone full Pinocchio

I have to go to Costco during my lunch break to pick something up so I _guess_ I'll have a hotdog. 😮‍💨

Wednesday mornings uphold the tradition of being a total shit show. Today I get to pay the dumbass tax of having to pay for the bus with my credit card and the $6 fee.